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2 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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3 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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3 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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3 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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@Zeroth@Kazemitsu@Duthguy@Searat@King Cosmos@Silverpaw@Gardevoiran

Again, the magic of this world had far surpassed Jason's expectations. Was magic really that simple? It couldn't be! The symbols that appeared WITHIN these new magic circles created by the rite seemed incredibly familiar as well, and though Jason knew it was something he should recognize, he couldn't quite place the quickly disappearing script. Perhaps the most interesting effect of all, was that the death-tinged air itself; even if it was just for a moment, seemed to lighten. However, as much as he wanted to sit and ponder the phenomenon, getting his group back to his cave to sleep took priority at the moment.

As Jason arrived at the area in front of his cave, he was presented with quite a scene. Asteria, Digbie, and what he assumed was an evolved Oberon were gathered around the remains of a skeleton that recently had it's skull pierced with some form of projectile. "Damn. It was foolish of me to assume that these fucking things wouldn't start spawning before nightfall..." Jason cursed audibly, before switching over to using [Telepathy II] to communicate. 'Good job defending the core you three, lord knows what could happen if one of these things were to interact with it.... Regardless, it's good to so see you're safe Oberon, no doubt that backstabbing little bitch filled your ear with lies after you came to, so I'm sure you have questions for me... Though I'm more than willing to explain, there's a few things I need to take care of.... Would you three mind backing away from the skeleton's remains for a moment?'

Even after dying a second time, it appeared that the curse of undeath still lingered, as the remains of the skeleton seemed steeped in an ominous force. Using [Magic Analysis I] on the bones, Jason felt true pity for the first time in his new life. To be forced into such an existence for all eternity was a truly unjust fate, one that even the cruelest souls didn't deserve... Thankfully, Jason's newfound ability may allow him to free this accursed soul, and end their torment.

One Mana Crystal used.
Two Mana Crystals in inventory.
System:Jason


Once again drawing his new 'staff', waving it in slow, steady circles; focusing his magic through it, Jason began his ritual once more. "Souls of the accursed, may I grant thee peace. And as all life doth spring forth from earth, may the power invested in me, as master of this dungeon- allow thee to return to it at ease. No more shall ye wander a tormented existence in death, but be born anew in the afterlife. Taint of death that damns these bones I banish thee, relinquish yon vile grasp! Let this poor cursed soul move on, and rest in peace at last... ROCK SPIRE BURIAL RITE--Earth's Mercy!" he chanted before casting [Rock Spire I]. Just like before with the goblin corpses, the circles with the strange symbols once again appeared, each rotating in a different direction. From these circles burst forth a broad, flat Rock Spire; much larger than those usually created by the spell, falling forward, it crushed what remained of the skeleton's skull before turning into something similar to a hastily made grave-- and somehow, the deathly air of the dungeon even seemed to lighten (GM MAY ADJUST THE EFFECTS OF THE RITE AT THEIR DISCRETION--THIS RESULT MAY NOT BE FINAL). This time though, Jason made sure to use [Magic Analysis I] on his rite; hopefully giving him more insight into this strange new style of magic.

"Alright everyone, lets get some rest. If you DO feel the compulsion to leave, I won't stop you, but the more help I can get, the better...." Jason said to his allies as he snapped up the dire rat corpse that had been abandoned by the side of the pool. "Ed, you aren't looking so good, make sure you get an herb... Anyone who's staying here, pile into the cave, sleep, evolve, do whatever you need to do. I'll set up to take first watch in a moment..." he said as moved toward his cave, digesting his newfound meal.



@Zeroth@Kazemitsu@Duthguy@Searat

Well, it at least appeared that negotiations were getting SOMEWHERE.... Just not as quickly as Jason had hoped. However, Asura's snide response to Crispy's facade of confidence caused Jason to hold back a chuckle. But the farther Crispy got with his own proposition, the more uneasy Jason felt about this negotiation session. The scarred bastard clearly was plotting something, but whether it's intent was malicious was yet to be seen. "Alright then Crispy, that sounds like a deal..." Jason responded in a clearly unconvinced tone. He'd play along with the pyromaniac for now, but it needed to be clear that the reincarnators were far from fools.

You are beginning to experience Stamina Drain due to lack of sleep.
System:Jason


That wasn't good... But if they went back to the cave, they could all rest safely.

"Let's move out." Jason proclaimed to his allies, "Asura, you and Mom are welcome to come with us if you'd like."

Slowly and subtly, Jason used the [Source Crystal] to scan Crispy as he led his party back toward his cave, stopping at the corpses of Brawny team on the way. As of right now, their corpses appeared to still remain inanimate-- and Jason intended to keep it that way. Back during his human life, he had often heard stories of corpses rising from the grave due to a lack of proper burial. In his old village, medicine men would perform burial rituals to put the dead to rest, waving their staves, chanting, and calling upon the spirits of their ancestors.

Though he had no experience whatsoever with these rites himself, Jason would need to make due with what he had on hand.... But first he needed a staff. Thankfully, the torch of the fallen torchbearer was nearby, and though it wasn't much, it should at least work as an impromptu staff to some degree. Snatching up his new staff, Jason waved it in slow, steady, circles; using it to focus his magic as he began the 'ritual'. "Souls of the slain, may I grant thee peace. And as all life doth spring forth from earth, may the power invested in me, as master of this dungeon- allow thee to return to it at ease. ROCK SPIRE BURIAL RITE--Earth's Mercy!" even if the rite itself failed to change the nature of the spell, the [Rock Spire I] was aimed to pierce the skull, hopefully sparing them from the horrible curse of undeath.

After completing the rites for the three fallen goblins, (using a mana crystal after the first two) Jason would once again continue at a steady pace back toward his cave, comrades (hopefully) in tow.
Mason Drake


@Rai@Jollan@Verticus@Brithwyr@RumikoOhara

As Mason awaited Ami's response, a bright beam of light that very momentarily rivaled the light she was casting off surged into existence behind the young knight, accompanied by an almost familiar sensation. In his core he could almost sense it was Dremmick's magic. How Mason could tell was a mystery to the boy, but more importantly- Dremmick could be in danger! Reeling around, he nearly careened into a snarling dragon! Deadly plants, twisted with dark magic rapidly burst from the ground within the gathered crowd! Though his comrade likely needed help, countless innocent lives were suddenly at stake! "Shit!" the boy exclaimed with panic. As worried as he was for Dremmick, Mason had full confidence his friend's abilities, but for now, the civilians took priority.

Drawing his chaos blade, Mason darted down into the crowd; flying faster than he ever had in his entire life, those who were small, and on the verge of ensnarement, he would snatch up, rush to safety, then return to the scene. Those who were too big to carry, or had already been caught, Mason would free with a slash from his sword as he flew by, sweat pouring from his face as he did so.... Once the civilians were safe, the budding hero could face those responsible head-on without worry that his volatile magic may harm an innocent bystander.


@Zeroth@Kazemitsu@Duthguy@Searat

Well no shit. That actually worked. However, Jason could tell that the goblin was on the verge of going berserk, and wasn't going to let down his guard just yet... "Of course Crispy! In exchange for working with us, I can supply you with Healing Herbs and Mana Crystals, the tips of the spikes I summon can be used in the creation of spears, and as time goes on, we will only have more to offer! Perhaps... Assisting our purge of the undead is all you need to transform... Together, our power could be unrivaled..." Jason said, before another idea came to mind, "Why, I'd imagine that if we were to work together, you could build an EVEN BIGGER bonfire, make better weapons, and goblins would prosper like never before.... Do we have a deal?"

As Jason maintained his focus on [Mind Wave I], carefully making sure not to build up so much energy that he could misfire. Deep down he hoped that [Charisma I] would be strong enough to keep Crispy's temper in check while he talked.



@Zeroth@Kazemitsu@Duthguy@Searat

As a rather potent fireball knocked Jason to the ground, the red haze of his anger slowly began to disperse. Why the fuck did he attack Crispy? It was MOURNINGSTAR that had lashed out against him, was it perhaps panic? Survival instinct? Regardless, it was disheartening how easily he had given in to his emotions. As he was lost thought, one of the goblins stabbed him with a stone tipped spear..... Which.... didn't really hurt at all! In fact, the only thing to seemingly noticeable damage to Jason was Crispy's extra powerful fireball, and he wasn't even at low health! As if on queue, Momma Slime and Asura joined the fray! Even though killing Crispy would progress his quest, having the goblin's fire would be invaluable for cleansing undead from the cave. Hell, might as well give diplomacy one more shot right? From what it seemed, even Asura was even trying to talk the scorched goblin down. It was a longshot, but maybe [Charisma I] would prove it's worth in this moment.

One Mana Crystal used.
Five Mana Crystals in inventory.
One Healing Herb used.
One Healing Herb in inventory.
System:Jason


"If it's not too late Crispy, I'd like to apologize for my outburst. Getting betrayed the moment I tried to talk to you made me act irrationally... In fact, I was hoping we could work together to cleanse our home of an even greater threat: UNDEAD. Though their numbers may be small at the moment, they need to be destroyed before the cave is overrun! I can't destroy them all myself Crispy... Can I count on you and your fire to make this cave safe, not just for goblins, but for all it's living denizens?" he said calmly, easily ignoring the virtually negligible attacks of Crispy's grunts.

As Jason talked (of course he waited for Asura to finish his statement first), he stared at the fire-slinging goblin, using [Focus I] to prepare a [Mind Wave I], at the first sign of the goblin trying to hurl another fireball at him, or his companions, Jason would sent forth his psionic attack, even if [Focus I] wasn't yet fully charged. "MIND WAVE--PSYCHIC DESTRUCTION!!!"


@Zeroth@Kazemitsu@King Cosmos@floodtalon

"Crispy! I'm not here to fight you. I'm here to make you an offe-"

"Would you shut the fuck up!"

A blade of mana came bursting forth and Jason's side! He was anticipating an attack, but not one from one of his Allies! Sucking himself low to the ground he was able to avoid about half of the blade. Just as quick as she struck, the little bitch actually had the audacity to turn tail and run!!! "He killed Rattleskull, not me!" Immediately consuming one of the healing herbs he'd brought, Jason was brimming with rage.... Not again... NEVER AGAIN. NO ONE WHO BETRAYED HIM, CAN LIVE TO TELL THE TALE! HE'D COME TO SAVE HER SORRY ASS, only to be attacked, and left to die. From deep within Jason's core, burst forth the largest, most terrifying [War Cry I] he'd ever mustered. A reddish golden glow coursed through his earthen 'veins' as his body rippled with raw hostility, he was DONE WITH THIS SHIT. BESIDES, CRISPY WAS MERELY A STEPPING STONE ON HIS ASCENSION TO BECOMING THE TRUE MASTER OF THIS DUNGEON. "FUCK. DIPLOMACY. YOU ALL DIE!!!" he roared fury as he used [Rock Spire II] on Crispy pouring his raw hatred into his attack, "ROCK SPIRE--EARTH'S WRATH!!!" Consuming a mana crystal as the spires' magic circle's formed, Jason also hit Crispy with [Mind Wave I] FOR GOOD FUCKING MEASURE.

ONCE THESE GOBLINS WERE NOTHING BUT A BLOODY SMEAR ACROSS THE DIRT, MOURNINGSTAR WAS NEXT.


@Zeroth@SilverPaw@Gardevoiran@ReusableSword@Old Amsterdam@Duthguy@Kazemitsu@King Cosmos@floodtalon

As Jason slowly came back to reality, a flood of alerts filled his head;

YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN A QUEST.

DUNGEON QUEST: OTHERWORLDLY CAVERN
  • REMOVE ALTERNATIVE BOSS CANDIDATES
    • There are currently (1) other Boss Candidates in the Dungeon.
    • There are currently (5) Potential Boss Candidates in the Dungeon.
    • A Candidate or Potential Candidate is Removed when it is incapable of interfacing with the Dungeon Core.


YOU HAVE ESTABLISHED A LINK WITH THE DUNGEON. YOU GAIN 1 SKILL POINT IN THE UNIQUE SKILL: DUNGEON AWARENESS. CURRENT SKILL PROGRESS: 0.1

WARNING! MANA RESOURCES ARE BEING DEPLETED BY AN EXTERNAL ACTION!

WARNING! THE DUNGEON STRUCTURE IS BEING DAMAGED BY AN EXTERNAL ACTION!
Dungeon:Jason


As Jason received his Quest, the next step on his journey to conquer this cave and become its master, he also received two warnings. As he would no doubt look around to ascertain the well being of his little group, he would immediately notice Asteria and Digbie.

What the hell were they doing!? Asteria shouldn't be messing with the Dungeon Core! He was the boss here, it was HIS Dungeon Core! And Digbie, what made him think he could just dig as he pleased here!? This was Jason's cave, HE was the one who had worked so hard on it! Only him! And now this was HIS dungeon, only HIS, he couldn't let ANY harm come to it!

"ASTERIA! DIGBIE! THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING TO MY DUNGEO-- AaAAARggrghghhh!!!"

Just as Jason began to give in to his strangely obsessive rage, he was overwhelmed by another raging headache followed by a fit of nausea; his body quivering in pain as he vomited on the floor. Something-- Something wasn't right..... These thoughts weren't normal. Did the core change him? Was it trying to C O N T R O L him??? Focusing his power, Jason regained his composure as best he could before reaching out to his allies with [Telepathy II], 'My apologies everyone-- I think..... I think linking to the Dungeon created a empathic; bordering on impulsive connection... Those thoughts just now were not my own. However, shits about to hit the fan; undead are beginning to spawn, and several of our alliance are unaccounted for.... Danny, Asteria, and Ardur; stay here and defend the cave until I return. Ed and Digbie, you're with me-- we're gonna get the others, and hopefully get what's left of the goblins to surrender. Also... don't let ANYTHING, touch the core....'

However, before leaving the cave, Jason reached out two pseudopods, one touching the core, the other touching Asteria, "Uh, DUNGEON! Register Subordinate!" he exclaimed. Regardless of the result, Jason dropped the flame-touched crystals, and harvested three of his normal herbs. Once again using [Lesser Shapeshift I] to curl into a ball, the warlord raced toward the corpse of Rattleskull at Mach ten. As he approached from the distance, he could make out the shapes of goblins, as well as a floating head... Wait, was Mourningstar wearing the head as a fucking HELMET??? Braking about ten feet away from the wisp, Jason didn't hesitate to bark orders, "Mourningstar! Stand down!" he COMMANDED through [War Cry I] before turning to Crispy, "Crispy! I'm not here to fight you. I'm here to make you an offer..." he said assertively, ready to dodge any attack the goblins might make. "My name is Jason, the new boss of this Dungeon, and I'd like you and the rest of the surviving goblins to join us."
he said with a pause, "I know you probably don't trust me, but there is a greater threat looming... Have you noticed the lumps of dirt popping up around the cave? Those. Are undead... In order to save both your people, and mine, we must work together. THINK OF IT CRISPY! Together, we can do so. much. more. In fact, you and I, are very similar... You use magic correct? I do too. So join us,
there's so much I can teach you."
@Jangel13 wait, he's the size of Ren???

DOES THIS MEAN I CAN RIDE HIM????
@Jangel13 did my wolf become an Alpha?
I just realized that Ren is basically the winter soldier now
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