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Is the rioting and BLM brought up yet?
5 yrs ago
Honestly, I don't get the grief given to SAO when there's stuff like Mushoku Tensei where the MC actively lusts for underaged girls. And it's the most popular isekai in Japan.
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5 yrs ago
Reminder that the Pentagon just confirmed UFOs are real.
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5 yrs ago
Also, it's kinda annoying going back and forth writing short replies since I got other stuff to do and that just interrupts my rythm.

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“I would disagree with you, Lady Kyouko.” Lunatea spoke up regarding the male monsters in their group. “But ultimately, I believe it should be their choice whether they would want to be examined for the good of monsterkind or not. And I trust, judging by their reactions so far, they would rather join us in our mission over handing themselves to the nearest monster scientist.”

“As for my questions, I would like to know as much as possible about both Shizuyama and the Varian. It is my firm belief that any knowledge regarding them would be useful in performing our mission."

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When she saw Samael struggling to lift her suitcase, she quickly stopped him in his tracks. "P-put it down! I don't want you to accidentally hit your toes with my suitcase!"

To be honest, she was surprised by how weak the boy was. If he couldn't lift her suitcase, that meant he was weaker than her.

And here she thought she was the weakest here physically.

It was all the more reason why she was taken completely off-guard by him saying his age.

"W-what?" She released him. "You're 19? I.. I don't believe it. You don't look or act like it!" She protested.

The goblin’s lewd comments didn’t help things either, though Lunatea was simply too tired to reply by other than a simple glare at the goblin’s direction. She knew he was just teasing her and so wouldn’t give him the satisfaction by responding to him.

Although, when he tried to influence Sam, she took a small breath of relief, when she realized he didn’t seem to register his double-entendre in the slightest.

But nineteen and he’s still that innocent? That’s hard to believe…

As she had her hands on her waist, her eyes examining Sam up and down once again, trying to make sure of his age, an angel suddenly landed from the sky.

Yes, she wasn’t hallucinating. That really just happened.

The angel promptly bowed to Kyouko, apologizing for being late. So he was supposed to be part of the expedition?

“Hey, this angel is part of our group too?” she asked the fox lady. “Are you sure that’s wise?” She had heard the stories about their kind, and their fanatical devotion to the Chief God. “No, in fact, why would an angel take interest in our mission in the first place? Is there something you’re not telling us here?”

And then, she realized it.

It was yet another male monster.

“Wait, you’re a male angel?” She was now switching full-mode into interrogating him, staring him down with her hands folded under her chest. “Another one?” She shook her head, looking away from him. “I can’t believe this. Why are there so many male monsters around here? This can’t be a coincidence…” She bit her thumb, trying to rack her brain to find something that linked all of them into one, singular thread of logic.

…No dice. She couldn’t think of anything.

Taking a deep sigh of resignation, she decided to may as well ask for the angel identity.

“Hey, you. Mr. Angel. Tell me. Who are you and why are you here helping us? And of course, which god you’re working for?” She knew that some angels do serve the other gods. Like Eros. Or Ares.
@Dark Cloud
Eh? I didn't say that.
When Samael let out his squeak, she didn't react in the slightest. Her mind was too preoccupied with her science to realize the lewdity of her action and his reaction.

"Yes, I am indeed interested in you, young one," she replied to him. "Samael, right? You are a unique existence, Samael. If I had an expertise in monster biology, I would've examined you further."

When he offered to share a room later, her ears perked up.

"Truly? You're fine with that? Then, I would happily take you up on your offer." She offered her hand for him to shake. Unlike some, she had no compulsion sleeping together with a male, especially when said male was as cute as him.

Wait, did she just think he was cute?

"Hold on! Be careful with those! They have my books in them!" She warned him once he lifted her briefcase.

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“I will make sure to keep that in mind in the future, Ms. Kyouko.” She bowed once more, flashing her panties in the process yet again. Though, if she were to be honest, she would do her groping all over again, if it meant determining for sure that she was in the presence of a male monster.

“Indeed,” she replied to Kyouko’s remarks. “My mother attracted my father this way.” If she were a more talkative type, she might go on a long story about how they met here. But she couldn’t be bothered to do so. What’s the point, regaling her parents’ story to a bunch of strangers she just met?

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When Wyn’s hand suddenly rested on her head, she reacted with a yelp, before knocking her hand off right away.

“What do you think you’re doing?” She replied with a scowl and a blush. “You don’t get to do that to a stranger! I am not a child anymore, you know!”

Only then she noticed something… peculiar about her.

Hold on? Where are her monster features? But I do sense demonic energy coming from her. Hmm, could she be a… dhampir?

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Skarsneek's lewd comments didn’t gain any favors with her. She had no taste for men who openly voiced their vulgar thoughts like that, even if said man happened to be a monster boy. She understood the need for sexual release in the malefolk very well but that didn’t mean they could be vulgar about it.

And so, when he was lifted up by the woman dressed in a bathrobe, she said nothing in his defense. She simply gave a haughty “Ha, serves you right!” smirk at his direction. She couldn’t help but feel a little happy knowing there was another that shared her surprise at the existence of the two monster boys.

In the end, the goblin didn’t really need defending as he soon freed himself. He then explained that he was just an ordinary goblin, born to an ordinary goblin family. Not an experiment or a mutant or anything fantastical like that.

“Well, your tribe didn’t know any better.” Lunatea folded her arms under her chest as she replied to his declaration. “Monster boys were thought to be an impossibility. Until now. If we had a proper monster biology scientist around here, you’d already be dissected. Or at least brought back to her lab, whether you wanted to or not.”

Of course, she didn't actually approve of any dissections. She was just saying it to scare him off a little.

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At the spider woman's giggling, she gave her a short annoyed glare. She didn't need dating advice! Especially from a stranger like her!

And when she made a lewd comment regarding the boys, for some reason, she felt a tinge of anger bubbling inside her stomach in reaction to it.

"Please don't do anything unnecessary to them. Especially Samael." She put a hand on his shoulder. "He's too young to be talking about such things."

Though if she were to be honest, many monsters looked young even though they were actually really old. And some even acted all innocent just to lure potential mates who preferred youthful partners.

But Samael couldn't possibly be one such monster, could he?

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Her protective instinct was triggered once more when a dragon girl suddenly landed in the middle of the group. First because she was a dragon, a dangerous type of monster to be around. And second was because of her remark on eating the boys. She knew it was a double entendre. But whichever meaning she meant, she wouldn't want it to happen to either of them.

"And you, dragon girl. No feasting on anyone. We're going to depart to a region deeply prejudiced against our kind and we don't need any of your antics." She knew dragons tend to be stubborn and haughty. So she might as well draw the line right away.

She then noticed her outfit, and how she seemingly didn't wear any pants under her loose shirt.

There was only one reason why a girl would dress like that.

Oh great, another monster looking for a husband. Just like that spider.

She put another hand on Samael's shoulders. As she stood behind him, she bent over yet again, whispering to his ears as she showed off her tail and panties to anyone standing behind her.

"Don't worry, young one. You'll be safe with me. I won't let those two do anything to you."

She had decided. The monster boy would be under her protection.

All the while pressing her breasts into the back of his head.
@Dark Cloud
Yep! Luna might just take him out on that offer! :D
@Restalaan
As Lunatea examined Samael closely, she didn't notice the goblin peeking up her skirt. How could she, when she was in the middle of important research like this? Only when he spoke up and pulled on her skirt that she gave him the time of the day.

"You. Get your hands off my skirt." She frowned on him.

Only then she realized he was yet another monster boy.

"You." Her eyes widened. "You're another monster boy? What is this? Why can there be two monster boys at the same place? Do you have any idea how much of an impossibility that is? Huh?" Her legs felt weak as she was overwhelmed by this revelation.

"And you're…" She paused, looking at him up and down. "You're a goblin, aren't you? Tell me then. How can you be born as a male?" Biology wasn't her expertise so she couldn't make any predictions on the matter.

When he made a comment about her enchanted panties, she replied with a glare.

"They're to help with my magic. I'm a scholar not a mage. My magic output is weak without them."

"And you don't get to talk about my clothes either. You barely know me and you're already criticizing me like I'm your friend or something. How rude!" She huffed, folding her hands under her chest.

That's it. She was definitely not going to choose him as her husband!

Afterwards, she turned her attention back to Kyouko.

"Apologies for the outburst, Lady Kyouko. I am simply… not used to working with others."
@AzureKnight@Dark Cloud
Lunatea listened to Shizuka's explanation like a hawk, jotting it all down in her notebook. The political situation of a country counted as one of the many things she had to research in these lands after all.

Varian Fleet heading towards Saikoten, the Capital. Meaning, our time is limited.

When he finished, she gave him a bow, as it was customary in these lands.

"Then, I shall be looking forward to working with you, Mr. Shizuka. Feel free to use me as you see fit." The innuendo was, of course, completely intentional.

Their conversation was soon interrupted by the two sisters, however, who bluntly pointed out Lunatea's exposed panties. And how she was doing it intentionally.

"Hmm?" The bunny girl turned around to face her, her skirt flying upwards momentarily in the process, flashing her panties for a short second. "Are you talking to me? I am not sure what you're referring to."

She eyed the woman standing in front of her. A Jorogumo. A monster with half human half spider body. Compared to her, her size was massive, thanks to the oversized spider half. She had to crank her neck up a little to speak to her.

When her sister brought up her butt, however, she finally realized what she was referring to.

"Oh." She folded her arms. "You two noticed. Impressive. And here I thought the magic was subtle enough."

Glancing back at the spider lady, she then said, "You don't need to worry about me. I know perfectly well what I am doing."

To be honest, she felt a slight tinge of annoyance from her comment. This idea came from her mother. And she said she was wrong?

"And you're wrong on that point. I've attracted many young men as well."

As if to prove her point, the monster boy nearby walked up to her and admitted that her panties were nice.

...Wait, a monster boy?

"You." Her hands rested at the boy's shoulders as she bent over to his height (showing her panties yet again in the process). "You're a monster boy? How can that be? A monster being male is an impossibility after the Great Change!"

Unbeknownst to her, she was getting too close with the boy. Her breasts, though small in size, were still perky enough to be noticeable by the boy. And not only that, her scent was entering his nostrils as well. And, seeing how she was a female monster looking for a husband, said scent was filled with hormones that would “entice” the boy.

She gave him a closer look. The first thing she took note of was the horns he possessed under his hoodie. Hmm, those horns are somewhat similar to a ram’s. But there are distinct differences that perhaps owe their existence to the fact that this one’s a male.

…Hold on. Maybe I was jumping the gun. Are we absolutely sure that he’s actually a male?

Only one way to find out.

Shamelessly, her left hand began to rub itself on his chest. No signs of female mammaries can be found. Though
she can just be an exceptionally flat chested girl. Her right hand on the other hand went straight to
what was between his legs, giving it a quick squeeze before retracting itself. Ah, there it is. He’s definitely a male.

Oh yes, she felt no shame in groping a stranger like this. It was all for the sake of research after all. It wasn’t anything sexual.

Satisfied with her examination, she straightened herself up and released her grip on the boy.

“Are you a Lesser Demon by any chance?” She asked him. “Tell me. How come you were born as a male? Perhaps your parents experimented on you while you were still an embryo in a womb?”

And of course, if she could grope him for her research, she could ask tactless questions like these as well.
@Dark Cloud
Feel free to peek at Lunatea's behind as much as he wants :D
So this is the place…

Lunatea Vern Farnsworth’s eyes were as sharp as they could be, taking in every inch of her surroundings, recording it inside her brain. Though of course, she also held a notebook in her hands, jotting down everything she could. Her memory, as great as it was, could be faulty after all.

She had taken the ship to Akamagaseki Island, and now, she had just landed on Otomo Village. This was where her benefactor had promised to meet her.

That ship… it's probably the ship we're going to take to reach Sanjo Port.

She took notice of the other ship that was in the port, and how it was seemingly in the middle of preparing for its next voyage.

Satisfied with her notes, she decided to disembark from her ship. She lifted her suitcase, decently heavy from all her books and clothes.

As she made her way to the stairs, however, she drew the attention of the sailors she passed.

"Look… it's that bunny chick again…"

"Come on, give us one last view…"

The men were waiting for one thing and one thing only — her dress flipping upwards, lifted the wind. Every time she made her way onto the deck, her tiny black panties would be revealed to the world. And she seemingly couldn’t care less, not even bothering to pull down her skirt unless someone brought the matter up to her.

"Ooohh, here it comes!"

A breeze came from the ocean, lifting the bunny girl's skirt from behind.

"There it is!"

The dark blue fabric fluttered freely, offering no resistance whatsoever to the breeze. Her low-rise black panties were now visible from behind. And, unfortunately for her, they were too small to properly cover her plump behind, showing off a generous amount of buttcrack.

She seemingly stopped for a moment, allowing the sailors to see the sight unabated. She only resumed her walk once the wind died down.

Those sailors… it's a shame that none of them approached her, even though she had displayed her panties to them many times. Her search for a husband would have to continue.

Once on land, it didn't take long at all until she found her snow-furred benefactor.

"Greetings. My name is Lunatea Vern Farnsworth, hailing from the city of Tilana. It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Kyouko." She gave a deep bow, flashing her panties to anyone that stood behind her. "I have to thank you for the opportunity you have given to me. Rest assured that you shall be credited in my work after I finish it."

She then looked around, noticing others that no doubt had been called by the fox as well. That's right. This isn't a solo trip. I will have
others I have to work with. A shame but I'll just have to make due.

...Hmm? That monster… he looks like a boy… But that can't be!

Before she could ascertain her suspicion, Kyouko began her speech.

She listened intently, even taking out her notebook to jot down everything she seemed important.

But of course… she doesn't have to mention the locals having suspicion against our kind. It's only to be expected from such a fiercely anti-monster kingdom…

"I am ready," she answered with a firm, aloof look. "Everything I need is already packed in this suitcase."

@PaulHaynek




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