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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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Fair enough. We shall see if it has legs.


We all await the return of the very leggy @Byrd Man and his rockin' getaway sticks.


Classic


George Lucas: "We've all been there..."
By pushing them waaaaaaaay down inside and smothering them with alcohol.

...no wait, that's me.
Peacemaker: "It can be hard to watch for pacifists like us."

Peter Cannon: "No. I am a pacifist. YOU are a psychopath."

Peacemaker: "What are you talking about? I love peace. I love peace so much I'm even prepared to kill for it."

Peter Cannon: "..."

Ted Kord: "..."

Peacemaker: "Yes, alright I heard it that time..."
Dinah... Seraph... lot of heroes seeking therapy through fisticuffs...
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There's never a posting order for these sandbox games. You're good to go.

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Are you... planning on killing them off after a few years?


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Not only that but you feel old when you explain to someone what Guildfall was


You think that's old... Pfeh! The tale of my people goes back eons to when @Byrd Man raised his arms and commanded Pharaoh @Master Bruce to 'Let his people go!'... then unleashing plagues of Question and Riddler posts upon him, until we were freed... the years of walking through the desert... Pharaoh @Master Bruce tracked him down at the Red Sea and demanded an extensive podcast recoupling with years of Dork Knights and Off Panel submitter before @Byrd Man parted the Red Sea crossing the Border Below the Bible Belt...

Or something like that. My old man memory is hazy.
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Me when I realize I'm 16 years older than Constantine:



16 years..? Luxury...

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I hereby tender my resignation. I refuse to join any game that would have Wraith as GM.


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