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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

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MixMaster Bruce. He's a DJ.
Paul Rudd has just put up the Antman: Quantumania trailer...

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He's not Canadian.


There's caribous loose aboot this hoose...
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Clearly he was interrupted mid-post by a mouse.


Or is currently plummeting...
Now we just wait for @Hound55 to tell me how awful my Aussie dialogue is.


Going to get cracking on stuff tonight.
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I was in the middle of a move when this went up (and have been shamed by several people for not having applied even before I'd moved into the new house), but I wanted to wait until I'd sketched out a few different ideas on paper to make sure the idea I had wasn't just an idea that'd go nowhere.

Sheet incoming. Prepare your rejection letters now (I've been getting accustomed to them recently).



None of my ideas go anywhere. I meander around and no-one says nothing, I suspect because they're too engrossed with their own story that goes nowhere to notice what I'm doing.

Fair enough. We shall see if it has legs.


We all await the return of the very leggy @Byrd Man and his rockin' getaway sticks.


Classic


George Lucas: "We've all been there..."
By pushing them waaaaaaaay down inside and smothering them with alcohol.

...no wait, that's me.
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