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Current I've been on this stupid site for an entire decade now and it's been fantastic, thank you all so much
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2 yrs ago
Nine years seems a lot longer than it feels.
3 yrs ago
Ninety-nine bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles of bottles on the wall
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7 yrs ago
They will look for him from the white tower...but he will not return, from mountains or from sea...
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I glossed over it in her backstory, but here are some fun facts about Velvet's world travels:
1) She knows a lot of languages. Most current (and quite a number of extinct, like Norn and Fingallian) Eurasian languages to some level and more than two dozen to fluency, as well as several from the New World like Apache and Navajo. That's right @Xaltwind, she can talk smack to Miyuki in her mother tongue! そうでしょ、バカ狐?
2) She knew several historical figures, a couple friendly, most unfriendly. She was particularly fond of Lord Byron, for example, and she has a permanent and irresolvable vendetta against Count Dracula of Wallachia for being a terrible host when she was in the neighborhood. Not only that, but also letting everyone know quite a few weaknesses of her kind because he just HAD to go to England, HER TURF (when she was asleep, no less!), and try to abduct some women in the dumbest way possible.
3) In that vein, she's also responsible for several historical events. For example, she might've gone a little too hard on some early settlements that vanished off the map, she was definitely the one who killed Edgar Allen Poe, and she's responsible for at LEAST one war (the War of the Roses, for those curious).
And in response, Iris will happily use the top of her head as an arm rest each time she does it.

"I am a higher vampire! Ancient queen of the night! The unquestionable apex predator of the entire human order!"
"I am not an armrest!"
@CitrusArms Velvet is here to cause problems, principally for herself, by doing things exactly like this.
I can't wait to make Max viscerally uncomfortable with my scrawny sub-five foot walking affront to sense and God.
Oh my god does she call people puddin', that's adorable and I love it.
"Have you ever considered mixing soy sauce with blood? It's much better than you think it is." Lil fangy grin, "I have a bottle in my room if you'd like to experiment."
Never fear, she is distinctly not a bat. I think they'll get along nicely as well. Does he have blood like a human or hemolymph like a moth? I don't think the latter would sustain Velvet, so she'd get no benefit from going for his neck.
Ooh, I’ll add that to my list. I never made it that far north but my wife and I have already vowed to go back again as soon as we can manage.

Go to Oirase Gorge. You won't regret it.
@Xaltwind Ah, good, so Velvet and Miyuki can 100% have a strange hunter/hunted relationship. Perfect.
@LupusIntus Yeah Inari shrines are gorgeous. The Takayama shrine in Aomori prefecture is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been.
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