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Mr. Wormy Squiggles, Esq. fondly approves of all worm related statuses.
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r/whoosh
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Dino Crisis... Yes, I'm old.
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How many metalheads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. Everybody else will just stand around and bitch about how great the original lightbulb was. 🦊🤘
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"You're such a cute fluffy sheepie." *horrified gasp as it's head and neck keeps rising* "So we meet again, mortal fluff enemy!"
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Bio
I'm not a /ˈɡōs(t)ˌrīdər/
I'm not a / person whose job it is to write material for someone else /
Beep beep imma sheep
said beep beep imma pink sheep. Baa mufuker baaa~🐑
With the script firmly in his hands, he stared blankly at the cover art he'd doodled. Wondering about the potential grammar mistakes he'd made. But instead of flipping through the pages curiously, he pulled the tablet to his chest and held it as if it was a stuffed animal. He'd finally realized that the majority of the people on stage weren't just a figment of his imagination and had become entirely embarrassed by his current state of existence. His drab unkempt sense of physical self.
pfffffffffffffffffffft I will rp here via pm or threads. I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~
annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*
I typically play as male human characters, but I occasionally deviate from time to time in both gender and species. I can and regularly do multi paragraph and multi characters. My definition of male may seem more like mail to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are almost always involved. I am in fact... Kenough. I'm looking for character building, world building, and friendly ooc chatter. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return, but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming and here's some notable interests:
I prefer low fantasy. I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm currently attempting to branch out. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks// Crossovers are always awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it! There's tons of inspiration out there!
Originals > Premades But borrowing concepts is ok.
Slice of Life Adventure Mystery Action Western Horror Occult Creepypasta Mobster Mafia WW2 1920s Sci-fi Travel Time Space Comedy Medical Musical Theatrical Military Political Religion History Mythology
Tomb Raider Indiana Jones Uncharted Good Omens The Sandman Pirates of the Caribbean Kick Ass Spy Resident Evil (movies) MCU The Addams Family Casper The Friendly Ghost The Santa Clause Doctor Who SCP Chucky Nightmare on Elm Street Jeeves and Wooster House SNL Star Trek The Orville The Three Stooges BTTF Rick and Morty FF7 (OG + AC) FF8 Spyro OG Trilogy Alundra2 Power Rangers The Neverending Story Bonanza John Wick Constantine (Movie + Series) Buffy the Vampire Slayer Big Wolf on Campus Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning
I'm more than willing to meet potential roleplaying partners and make new friends along the way.
I have a terrible sense of humor and am cranky. Side effect of being a sheep! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise. I also try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either!
I HATE anime/manga based rp. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft ! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.
Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, burns my eyeballs. I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! I'm not really all concerned if you do this, just don't expect me to do it as well.
Romance between our characters; I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development, but our characters should remain platonic. Anything beyond a hug or kiss between characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. The only time I've ever done MxF, the characters were divorced. I am not here to write smut or ERPs, so please DO. NOT. ASK.
In Real Life is ALWAYS the most important. But a "Well, shit!" would still be greatly appreciated if you want to go on hiatus or leave. I will do the same.
Looks can be deceiving. I'm 36. Knowing this, I prefer that you're at least 21+ for any harder themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should always remain in PM. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+.
I DO NOT HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.
Please tell me what your boundaries are.
A willingness to communicate with me in ooc is a must. I promise I don't bite, unless provoked. I expect you to be able to share the process of world building and character development. This game we're playing, is a team effort. If I wanted to write a novel, I would go do so. If you're having a hard time coming up with ideas, I don't mind pitter-pattering back and forth to help get ideas going. And I hope you'll be willing to do the same for me.
I also expect you to form paragraphs. Giant block walls of unspaced text are hard for me to read. But as far as how many paragraphs are concerned, I prefer substance over prose. So if your post is short, that's fine as novellas aren't required. Just be sure to give me something to respond to, not just read. Though, I do enjoy a good novella!
And while I'm not terribly concerned about grammar necessarily, I do expect to see effort. English is my native language, but I'm totally willing to play with non native English players. I will not bite your head off for silly quibbles like misplaced commas or the occasional misspelled word. I try to remember that not all of my potential partners are as advanced as I am, but I do expect effort and communication.
If you're unable to handle LGBTQIAA+, ethnic characters, or use ChatGPT to write your posts, I am not a suitable partner for you.
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Nobody: How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?
What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle Pffffffffft
Another long fucking day. But it wasn't just the overwhelming amounts of paperwork drowning them today. The two men were slowly turning away from being loving husbands, or at least marital partners- to roommates who couldn't fucking stand each other. An argument, then two, five. The dog. Cosy. HiveMind. Thierry was running on a 3 hour nap, several- several strong cups of black coffee, and a tangled emotional breakdown. Nick? A deeply rooted hatred for Von Galloes and multiple Monster Energy drinks. The two fathers were both a mess.
Voices became enraged, temper tantrums thrown. "I feel like I don't even know you anymore."
Awhile later, a soft three tap knuckle knock happened as Nick cooed through Cosette's bedroom door, "We're leaving early, Princess. Are you all packed yet?" He hesitated a bit as he listened for any shuffling. It was still early in the evening, but sleep was a necessity if things were to go smoothly, "I know dad complained that this isn't a vacation earlier, but you can still pack some comfort items. We'll be there a few days before the group is set to meet, so we'll still be able to go swimming."
It sucked that Ivaylo couldn't go, but Nick didn't completely feel comfortable leaving Thierry with his own devices. Not after Theo's kidnapping. Not after losing Aurélie permanently. Nor was Sabrina there to be the voice of reason, as she had been in the past. An argument had ensued between the two fathers, leaving furthered hurt feelings for Cosy. Thierry had actually wanted them to take Ivaylo, but Nick felt otherwise. Yes, the dog was well trained and could act like a bodyguard...
But after everything that had happened? Leaving Thierry alone with his own mental gymnastics? Not like this. This was no normal run. HiveMind's stench lingered in Lucy's paperwork. So the young adoptive father stood there at her bedroom door, holding back a physical sigh and replacing it with a mental one. And finally mumbled, "I'm sorry that Ivaylo can't go." Nick genuinely felt like a terrible father, for putting his foot down like this. For choosing...
There was silence on the other side of the door. A silence that stretched on, until a quiet, "You can come in, dad." was heard.
It had been some time since Cosy had simply dropped the 'step' in favour of just calling Nick her dad. In her eyes, there was no difference. He had taken responsibility of her, so it was his right. Besides, after everything they'd been through, it felt less awkward to say. Not at all awkward, in fact.
If Nick were to open the door, he would find his princess' room was the same as usual. CD cases stacked along the dresser (ancient things, hardly anyone ever saw them anymore), stereo system playing the Beatles softly, and little string lights strewn about the walls. The closet was cluttered, having been rifled through. The light on her night stand was on, illuminating a tear-stained face as Cosy sat on the floor, leaned against her bed, Ivaylo in her lap. On her bed was a nearly-finished luggage case. The item of offense this time, was a picture of the whole family from their trip in Egypt, sitting neatly on top of her packed clothes...
If it was possible for Nick's mood to drop even further, it did at the sight of Cosy's cheeks being wet.
The water sparkled in the sunlight. Would probably be chilled from the night before, yet still inviting. The sand beneath his feet was warm as they walked along dry land. It was nice to see Cosette smiling again, but as he laughed along with the silliness of their conversation, "Hey, I'll race you to the water!" Nick had a gut feeling that this trip was all a lie.
The last set of ruins he'd been to, while under contract for HiveMind- run by a madman who was out to kill him, the de Villiers, possibly the world. The CDE wolves and Cosette's blood-curdling screams. It didn't sit well with him, but he smiled and laughed with his adopted daughter. A moment not captured, but still just as innocent as the photograph from 8 years ago. And just as stained.
Jesus, she's Aaron's age.
She knew all too well, they both did. But both son and daughter chose temporary relief from the pain... and smiled, "Hey, I don't remember you being so fast!" An insincere laugh while pretending to be out of breath. Was it wrong to let Cosette win this time? She'd already lost so many other things. He kick splashed her with the clear water before swan diving into a deeper spot. Once Nick's head was back out of water, he pushed his wet locks back like everything was fine. Smiling wide with a slight giggle...
Ivaylo seemed to be having tons of fun swimming too, with his favorite squeak toy between his clenched jaw.
"You ready for tomorrow?" He questioned her, still smiling as he tossed the dog toy, but a hint of seriousness lingered in his tone. Just might have been asking himself as well.
And the answer was... no, no he wasn't.
Cosette smiled, lost in the moment as water splashed around her. He let her win, she knew, but it still made her smile. A smile when not many things could do that, nowadays.
She slipped to her knees in the shallows, water up to her neck as she watched Ivaylo enjoying himself. Watched her dad being happy for her, even if he may have had something in the back of his head. It wasn't a lie that she had her own baggage swirling in her head too.
At his question, she was quiet, before venturing into the deeper water, closer to her father, her lips pulling into a wincing smile. "I mean, it won't be like last time. HiveMind is gone. He is gone."
Her face drew dark, trying to believe her own words. "We have to check this out anyway... Leaving it is dangerous for society... and, like my dad, I have experience with CDE that can help."
She forced a smile. "It's the right thing to do, going to the site tomorrow... right?"
It's not fair that you're going, instead of Thierry. It's not fair that you just barely got your life back and are risking it to save others. It's just not fair... Is what Nick wanted to say, but he held his tongue.
"It's the right thing to do, if that's what you want to do." Nick mentally eye rolled at himself for what he'd just said. What the fuck? I'm not fit to be a father any more than Thierry is... but she is her own person.
None of this is right, you didn't choose to do this. You're being forced into it by a shitty situation, given to you by shitty adults.... Just like I was... okay so I wasn't forced, but fucking dammit, I saw no other better options at the time, than to pick up a gun or two. Jesus, I fucking hate mummies.
But enough thought on that shit. Nick smiled softly at Cosy, before heading back underwater. Time to deep dive for some clam shells...
It was the next morning, extra early. So much so that the sun hadn't risen yet. Was Cosy wide awake too? Nick didn't check. He felt he was physically prepared for the run, but sat there on the cot, wondering if Von Galloes was involved in all this. The memories of the trip to the Mediterranean, how he'd met Cosy... "Fuck." He muttered softly while pulling himself to his feet.
Cosy, always the light sleeper, opened her eyes when she heard her stepdad swearing under his breath.
Tried to be quiet while triple checking all the gear in his and Cosy's separate backpacks. Then it turned time to recheck his watch's gear. But pushing around the buttons for the holographic inventory was hard. Not that he didn't know how to use the Chinese-made technology, he did very much so indeed, "Fucking dammit, Theo." Nick inhaled sharply, "Where. The. Fuck. Are you?"
The two memories were a bit blurred, but ran simultaneously. Nick giving Theo the watch out of desperation, and Thierry giving Nick his personal watch as a birthday present. Instead of issuing a new one, "You should have given it to Theo, not me." He sighed softly at Thierry's lack of good paternal decisions, before turning his attention back to the watch.
He hadn't woken Cosy up had he?
She didn't move a inch. No, even at the memory of her elder brother, lost between his unveiling at the Louvre, and the Ethera, she remained still. Eyes closed, an unbidden tear leaking from a lid.
He turned his head and side eyed her a bit, but didn't linger with his gaze. It'd been a little over a year since giving Theo his watch. A little over a year since avoiding inventory watches all together. This trip required one, if Nick wanted to feel physically ready. Now was not the time for a breakdown.
Backpacks were bulky. Backpacks can get stuck in tight places. Backpacks really were a thing of the past for agents in this field of work. Was Cosy ready to use hers in the line of battle? Maybe one day the general public will have easier access to them... No, TWG were already a pain in the ass as it was. Now was not the time for a breakdown....
But the more he pushed at the buttons, the more Nick became angered with Von Galloes. If that was even possible. Still managed to keep his voice at an almost inaudible whisper, "Just let me find you, you sick son of a bitch."
Later that morning, the pair was ready to go. Or as ready as they could be.
It hurt. It felt like the weight of the world was crushing her chest, with her brother and sister missing and gone. This hurt clung to her like a disease as she mechanically got up for breakfast, and loaded herself into their vehicle to start the expedition...
The trail was long and rugged. Maybe the dune buggy was little bit bumpier than what Cosy was used to riding in. Nick didn't tilt his gaze as he questioned, "You alright, Princess? We'll be there soon."
Cosy held on tight to the dune buggy, a tense expression to her face. No, it wasn't because of the bumps. If Nick looked, he would have seen that thousand-yard stare that so often crept over her face these days, ever since recovering her memories, ever since she lost Auri.
The memories she could remember in vivid detail haunted her. Von Galloes' doctors treating her more like an object, not caring if they caused her pain as they went about their experiments. The days, weeks, of recovering from brain surgery. Continually forgetting during the process was a godsend - if she had remembered, she would have attempted suicide with whatever means possible.
Now? She was scared. Scared at the possibility that Von Galloes might be involved with this site. Scared she might have to see him again. Scared she might have to suffer the same like she did in her past again.
Von Galloes had broken her, and there was no walking it off, no way to escape it.
So she turned her head to Nick, and said as confidently as possible, "I'm alright, dad."
It was a lie, but perhaps it was something she wanted to believe. She had her dad-hero with her, after all. Perhaps, this time, she'd be okay.
The dune buggy hadn't come to a full stop before Ivaylo hurried himself out with a barked leap. Nick raised an eyebrow at the dog, "What?" And jokingly teased, "It's not like there's asphalt out here, jeez." Then turned to Cosy, who was probably just as ill, "You alright, Princess?"
Was the thousand yard stare her stomach speaking or... but he didn't question her as he spoke again.
"Ah, shit." His sigh was of slight annoyance, "I wasn't expecting the Hollow to be out here too." And then his tone changed to one of pure amusement with a half smirk, "Nor was I planning to damn near flip the buggy because of them. Oops." His boots hit the ground with a thump, "Damn. I was hoping we'd be here first." And another sigh to himself as he spoke, "So much for exploring the site without distraction."
The tone of voice was stern, "Ivaylo, down!" As Nick called out. The doggo had jumped onto Jay excitedly, but stopped on command, "Good boy." During the briefing, a photo had been shown of all the intended explorers. He recognized the young girl from that, but didn't hold his hand out as he approached her, "You must be Jay." He nodded then spoke as if meeting a coworker for the first time, "You're lucky. We're on a first name basis. I'm Nick."
He called out to the dog again, "Ivaylo," Nick's voice was stern, "Follow Princess." He turned his attention back to Jay as Ivaylo approved the command, "Sorry about him jumping on you like that. He's a good dog, just a little excitable sometimes."
Nick wasn't exactly the biggest fan of AI, so he didn't bother greeting Axen. As far as Nick was concerned, Axen was hackable and Von Galloes enjoyed dabbling with technology. But despite his dislike of the AI, he held his tongue of any negative remarks. Figured as long as he didn't have to deal with it, fine, whatever.
A certain pair of boots had started towards Nova and Annelise, his. Nick was intending to greet the two girls as he'd done Jay, but a thick mist took over any friendly conversation starters. Found himself mumbling, "Shit. I'm beginning to hate the color purple." When the weapons dropped, Nick raised an eyebrow, "Not gonna be any sacrifice." And kept his eyebrow raised at Nova's remark, "Yeah, sorry. I'm fresh out of ideas that don't involve bludgeoning Von Galloes."
But the seasoned archeologist did have a few ideas, probably bad ones... but you gotta start somewhere, right? Nick's tone was one of annoyance, "Disregarding the colors for a minute," He sighed, "I'm assuming all of you at least know the basic layout of Caana, or have a map."
Pointed towards the west hole, "That's where the biggest ritual room is." Found himself hesitating a moment and rubbed his sweaty brow, "Or should be there. They'd do their blood sacrifices there. But maybe they're..." With both hands raised, "Demon portals," Wiggled his fingers teasingly, "That will take you to Egypt or some shit."
He couldn't help but laugh with his usual confident smirk, "So for shits and giggles, I'm checking west out first." And proceeded to approach the growing hole with a sprint, before swan diving into it.
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[color=gray][h1]I'm not a /ˈɡōs(t)ˌrīdər/[/h1]
[sub]I'm not a / person whose job it is to write material for someone else /[/sub]
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[color=deeppink][h2]Beep beep imma sheep[/h2] said beep beep imma[/color] [color=pink]pink[/color] [color=deeppink]sheep.
[sub]Baa mufuker baaa~[/sub][/color]🐑
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[color=pink][h3][b]<3[/b] [/h3][/color][/center]
[center]TL;DR
[hider=I'm just a dude who likes guns and cute shit.]
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[h3]I broke the status bar: [/h3]
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[h3]Y'all just as confused. xD [/h3]
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[center][color=gray][h3]Borderline Hiatus[/h3]
[sub]I may be slow to respond.[/sub][/color]
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[color=gray]Forgive me for my wrongs; I have just begun![/color]
[color=gray]Apply:[/color] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5539719][color=Thistle][b]Backrooms:[/b] [sup]The [i]Thing[/i] [/sup][sub]that [i]Breathes[/i][/sub][/color][/url]
[color=gray]Follow Along:[/color] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/192760-dark-beyond-voices-of-the-past/ooc][color=Mediumorchid][b]Dark Beyond:[/b][/color] [sub][color=Powderblue]Voices of the Past[/color][/sub][/url]
[color=gray]What Started It All:[/color] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the-dark-beyond/ic][color=Mediumorchid][b]The Dark Beyond[/b][/color][/url]
[color=gray]Origin Story:[/color] [url=https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191603-the-dark-beyond-adventures-in-candyland-prequel/ic][color=Mediumorchid][b]The Dark Beyond:[/b][/color] [color=Powderblue][sub]Adventures in Candyland (Prequel)[/sub][/color][/url]
[color=gray][i]With the script firmly in his hands, he stared blankly at the cover art he'd doodled. Wondering about the potential grammar mistakes he'd made. But instead of flipping through the pages curiously, he pulled the tablet to his chest and held it as if it was a stuffed animal. He'd finally realized that the majority of the people on stage weren't just a figment of his imagination and had become entirely embarrassed by his current state of existence. His drab unkempt sense of physical self.[/i][/color]
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I will rp here via pm or threads.
I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~
annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*
[hider=My bio]
I typically play as male human characters, but I occasionally deviate from time to time in both gender and species. I can and regularly do multi paragraph and multi characters. My definition of male may seem more like [i]mail[/i] to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are [i]almost[/i] always involved. I am in fact... [color=pink]Kenough[/color]. I'm looking for character building, world building, and friendly ooc chatter. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return, but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming and here's some notable interests:
I prefer low fantasy. I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm currently attempting to branch out. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks// Crossovers are [i][s]always[/s][/i] awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it! There's tons of inspiration out there!
Originals > Premades
But borrowing concepts is ok.
[hider=Genres][color=deeppink]Slice of Life
Adventure
Mystery
Action
Western
Horror
Occult
Creepypasta
Mobster
Mafia
WW2
1920s
Sci-fi
Travel
Time
Space
Comedy
Medical
Musical
Theatrical
Military
Political
Religion
History
Mythology
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[hider=Fandoms][color=deeppink]Tomb Raider
Indiana Jones
Uncharted
Good Omens
The Sandman
Pirates of the Caribbean
Kick Ass
Spy
Resident Evil (movies)
MCU
The Addams Family
Casper The Friendly Ghost
The Santa Clause
Doctor Who
SCP
Chucky
Nightmare on Elm Street
Jeeves and Wooster
House
SNL
Star Trek
The Orville
The Three Stooges
BTTF
Rick and Morty
FF7 (OG + AC)
FF8
Spyro OG Trilogy
Alundra2
Power Rangers
The Neverending Story
Bonanza
John Wick
Constantine (Movie + Series)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Big Wolf on Campus
Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning
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[hider=Misc. Important things to know:]
I'm more than willing to meet potential roleplaying partners and make new friends along the way.
I have a terrible sense of humor [s]and am cranky[/s]. Side effect of being a sheep! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise. I also try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either!
I [color=red][b][u][i]HATE[/i][/u][/b][/color] anime/manga based rp. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft ! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.
Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, [b]burns[/b] my eyeballs. I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! I'm not really all concerned if you do this, just don't expect me to do it as well.
Romance between our characters; I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development, but our characters should remain platonic. Anything beyond a hug or kiss between characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. The only time I've ever done MxF, the characters were divorced. [color=red][i][b]I am not here to write [u]smut[/u] or [u]ERPs[/u][/b][/i][/color], so please [color=red][b][u]DO. NOT. ASK.[/u][/b][/color]
In Real Life is [b][color=red][u]ALWAYS[/u][/color][/b] the most important.
But a "Well, [i]shit[/i]!" would still be greatly appreciated if you want to go on hiatus or leave. I will do the same.[/hider]
[hider=Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you.]
Looks can be deceiving. I'm 36. Knowing this, I prefer that you're [i]at least[/i] 21+ for any [i]harder[/i] themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should [i]always[/i] remain in PM. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+.
I DO [s]NOT[/s] HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.
Please tell me what your boundaries are.
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[hider=My Inner.]
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[hider=What do I expect of you?]
A willingness to communicate with me in ooc is a must. I promise I don't bite, [i]unless [/i]provoked. I expect you to be able to share the process of world building and character development. This game we're playing, is a team effort. If I wanted to write a novel, I would go do so. If you're having a hard time coming up with ideas, I don't mind pitter-pattering back and forth to help get ideas going. And I hope you'll be willing to do the same for me.
I also expect you to form paragraphs. Giant block walls of unspaced text are hard for me to read. But as far as how many paragraphs are concerned, I prefer substance over prose. So if your post is short, that's fine as novellas aren't required. Just be sure to give me something to respond to, not just read. Though, I do enjoy a good novella!
And while I'm not terribly concerned about grammar necessarily, I do expect to see effort. English is my native language, but I'm totally willing to play with non native English players. I will not bite your head off for silly quibbles like misplaced commas or the occasional misspelled word. I try to remember that not all of my potential partners are as advanced as I am, but I do expect effort and communication.
If you're unable to handle LGBTQIAA+, ethnic characters, or use ChatGPT to write your posts, I am not a suitable partner for you.
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Nobody:
How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?
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What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle
Pffffffffft
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The. [color=deeppink][sub]Sheep.[/sub][/color] [center]Was. [/center][sup][right]Here.[/right][/sup]
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[sup][color=gray]Love is worth fighting for.[/color][/sup]
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[color=deeppink][h1]bye bye bye[/h1][/color]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://cutekawaiiresources.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/e5cf374715a380ede4cc94d3a96e37a0-d400d6k.png" /><br><font color="gray"><div class="bb-h1">I'm not a /ˈɡōs(t)ˌrīdər/</div><br><sub>I'm not a / person whose job it is to write material for someone else /</sub></font><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/45I53we.gif" /><br><br><font color="deeppink"><div class="bb-h2">Beep beep imma sheep</div> said beep beep imma</font> <font color="pink">pink</font> <font color="deeppink">sheep.<br><sub>Baa mufuker baaa~</sub></font>🐑<br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/eHpEyMX.png" /><br><font color="pink"><div class="bb-h3"><span class="bb-b"><3</span></div></font></div><br><br><div class="bb-center">TL;DR<br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="I'm just a dude who likes guns and cute shit.">I'm just a dude who likes guns and cute shit. [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/ySd3qEk.png" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/RZD1aov.gif" /><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/7dfOgdo.gif" /></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="7.31.24">7.31.24 [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><div class="bb-h3">I broke the status bar:</div><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/d8rXusO.png" /><br><br><div class="bb-h3">Y'all just as confused. xD</div></div></div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/45I53we.gif" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="gray"><div class="bb-h3">Borderline Hiatus</div><br><sub>I may be slow to respond.</sub></font><br><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/45I53we.gif" /></div><br><br><font color="gray">Forgive me for my wrongs; I have just begun!</font><br><br><font color="gray">Apply:</font> <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/posts/5539719"><font color="thistle"><span class="bb-b">Backrooms:</span> <sup>The <span class="bb-i">Thing</span> </sup><sub>that <span class="bb-i">Breathes</span></sub></font></a><br><br><font color="gray">Follow Along:</font> <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/192760-dark-beyond-voices-of-the-past/ooc"><font color="mediumorchid"><span class="bb-b">Dark Beyond:</span></font> <sub><font color="powderblue">Voices of the Past</font></sub></a><br><font color="gray">What Started It All:</font> <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191426-the-dark-beyond/ic"><font color="mediumorchid"><span class="bb-b">The Dark Beyond</span></font></a><br><font color="gray">Origin Story:</font> <a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/191603-the-dark-beyond-adventures-in-candyland-prequel/ic"><font color="mediumorchid"><span class="bb-b">The Dark Beyond:</span></font> <font color="powderblue"><sub>Adventures in Candyland (Prequel)</sub></font></a><br><br><font color="gray"><span class="bb-i">With the script firmly in his hands, he stared blankly at the cover art he'd doodled. Wondering about the potential grammar mistakes he'd made. But instead of flipping through the pages curiously, he pulled the tablet to his chest and held it as if it was a stuffed animal. He'd finally realized that the majority of the people on stage weren't just a figment of his imagination and had become entirely embarrassed by his current state of existence. His drab unkempt sense of physical self.</span></font><br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://cutekawaiiresources.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_lmzog2onez1qg9aa7.gif" /></div><br><br>pfffffffffffffffffffft<br>I will rp here via pm or threads.<br>I am not a fan of large groups. Small groups and 1x1s are prefered~<br><br>annnnnnnnd insert long wall o' text bio in 5, 4, 3... *coughs*<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My bio">My bio [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I typically play as male human characters, but I occasionally deviate from time to time in both gender and species. I can and regularly do multi paragraph and multi characters. My definition of male may seem more like <span class="bb-i">mail</span> to some of you. Some may or may not be more fabulous than others, but gentlemen's three piece suits, parkour, MMA, guns, and kickassery are <span class="bb-i">almost</span> always involved. I am in fact... <font color="pink">Kenough</font>. I'm looking for character building, world building, and friendly ooc chatter. I consider myself casually advanced. In other words, you will get something in return, but of equal value. I am always opened to brainstorming and here's some notable interests:<br><br>I prefer low fantasy. I'm not big on superhumans, mythical beings, or superheroes, but it depends entirely on the story and your ability to ground the characters. I'm currently attempting to branch out. I'm always game to be the villain, regardless of genre. Baaaahaaahaha ha cough haha *coughing intensifies* //blinks// Crossovers are <span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-s">always</span></span> awesome. Don't see something specific? Feel free to ask me about it! There's tons of inspiration out there!<br><br>Originals > Premades<br>But borrowing concepts is ok.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Genres">Genres [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="deeppink">Slice of Life<br>Adventure<br>Mystery<br>Action<br>Western<br>Horror<br>Occult<br>Creepypasta<br>Mobster<br>Mafia <br>WW2<br>1920s<br>Sci-fi<br>Travel<br>Time<br>Space<br>Comedy<br>Medical<br>Musical<br>Theatrical<br>Military<br>Political<br>Religion<br>History<br>Mythology</font></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Fandoms">Fandoms [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><font color="deeppink">Tomb Raider<br>Indiana Jones<br>Uncharted <br>Good Omens<br>The Sandman<br>Pirates of the Caribbean <br>Kick Ass<br>Spy<br>Resident Evil (movies)<br>MCU<br>The Addams Family<br>Casper The Friendly Ghost <br>The Santa Clause<br>Doctor Who<br>SCP<br>Chucky<br>Nightmare on Elm Street<br>Jeeves and Wooster<br>House<br>SNL<br>Star Trek<br>The Orville<br>The Three Stooges<br>BTTF<br>Rick and Morty<br>FF7 (OG + AC)<br>FF8<br>Spyro OG Trilogy<br>Alundra2<br>Power Rangers<br>The Neverending Story<br>Bonanza<br>John Wick<br>Constantine (Movie + Series)<br>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<br>Big Wolf on Campus<br>Last Cuck Tonight with Johnny Trigger-Warning</font></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Misc. Important things to know:">Misc. Important things to know: [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">I'm more than willing to meet potential roleplaying partners and make new friends along the way.<br><br>I have a terrible sense of humor <span class="bb-s">and am cranky</span>. Side effect of being a sheep! I try to not take life too cereal, you guise. I also try to be flexible with my partners so everybody is happy, but I know we all can't hold hands either!<br><br>I <font color="red"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u"><span class="bb-i">HATE</span></span></span></font> anime/manga based rp. However, I don't hate anime/manga. Notable anime I like... pffffffft ! You're just gonna have to ask! I just prefer my stories to be more realistic. You like anime/manga rp? That's fantastic! You be you, boo! I'm also not big on using anime art as my cs images, but I don't mind if you do.<br><br>Using colored text for, "Speech." In your post, <span class="bb-b">burns</span> my eyeballs. I should be able to tell who the fuck is talking without color coded messages. Limited color emphasis is my friend! I'm not really all concerned if you do this, just don't expect me to do it as well.<br><br>Romance between our characters; I'm okay with sweet nothings between your characters for development, but our characters should remain platonic. Anything beyond a hug or kiss between characters should be time faded. When I do add fluff for character development, it's normally MxM or somewhere on the LGBTQIAA+ spectrum. The only time I've ever done MxF, the characters were divorced. <font color="red"><span class="bb-i"><span class="bb-b">I am not here to write <span class="bb-u">smut</span> or <span class="bb-u">ERPs</span></span></span></font>, so please <font color="red"><span class="bb-b"><span class="bb-u">DO. NOT. ASK.</span></span></font><br><br>In Real Life is <span class="bb-b"><font color="red"><span class="bb-u">ALWAYS</span></font></span> the most important.<br>But a "Well, <span class="bb-i">shit</span>!" would still be greatly appreciated if you want to go on hiatus or leave. I will do the same.</div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you.">Don't let my fluffy pink demeanor fool you. [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Looks can be deceiving. I'm 36. Knowing this, I prefer that you're <span class="bb-i">at least</span> 21+ for any <span class="bb-i">harder</span> themed stories. Gore, Murder etc. And any harder themed stories should <span class="bb-i">always</span> remain in PM. Otherwise, I don't mind playing out stories with you, if you're only 18+. <br><br>I DO <span class="bb-s">NOT</span> HAVE A SWEARING PROBLEM.<br><br>Please tell me what your boundaries are.<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My Outer.">My Outer. [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamY1OXRxb2UwdTMzM25nYTRjaDcwZG1oY29yN2dyNGcyeXFwOGFnaiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/vn779NMP49VSVFgu1t/giphy.gif" /></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="My Inner.">My Inner. [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/jTCvEl4.gif" /></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="insert some sort of fancy quote about sheep rights and inner demons here">insert some sort of fancy quote about sheep rights and inner demons here [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/k7y7BSE.jpg" /></div></div></div></div><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="What do I expect of you?">What do I expect of you? [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">A willingness to communicate with me in ooc is a must. I promise I don't bite, <span class="bb-i">unless </span>provoked. I expect you to be able to share the process of world building and character development. This game we're playing, is a team effort. If I wanted to write a novel, I would go do so. If you're having a hard time coming up with ideas, I don't mind pitter-pattering back and forth to help get ideas going. And I hope you'll be willing to do the same for me.<br><br>I also expect you to form paragraphs. Giant block walls of unspaced text are hard for me to read. But as far as how many paragraphs are concerned, I prefer substance over prose. So if your post is short, that's fine as novellas aren't required. Just be sure to give me something to respond to, not just read. Though, I do enjoy a good novella!<br><br>And while I'm not terribly concerned about grammar necessarily, I do expect to see effort. English is my native language, but I'm totally willing to play with non native English players. I will not bite your head off for silly quibbles like misplaced commas or the occasional misspelled word. I try to remember that not all of my potential partners are as advanced as I am, but I do expect effort and communication.<br><br>If you're unable to handle LGBTQIAA+, ethnic characters, or use ChatGPT to write your posts, I am not a suitable partner for you.</div></div><br><br>pfffffffffffffffffffffffft<br><br>Nobody:<br>How many male OC do you have, Lexisheeps?!?<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="Me">Me [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://i.postimg.cc/fyZtN7Fn/imageedit-0-6828132063.gif" /><br><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/O-UfkZKKGc0?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><br><br>What? You're still here??? OuO //tailwiggle<br>Pffffffffft<br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/vBmIOTw.gif" /></div></div><br>The. <font color="deeppink"><sub>Sheep.</sub></font> <div class="bb-center">Was.</div><sup><div class="bb-right">Here.</div></sup><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://cutekawaiiresources.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/2720325_fkpru.gif" /><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/OAgi1Xp.png" /><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/C7XIh2Q.png" /><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/qW2ljKb.png" /><br><br><sup><font color="gray">Love is worth fighting for.</font></sup><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/Ff7x7i3.gif" /><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name="End Credits Music">End Credits Music [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><iframe src="//youtube.com/embed/OYy81a5K6Jo?theme=dark" frameborder="0" width="496" height="279" allowfullscreen></iframe></div></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/45I53we.gif" /></div><br><font color="deeppink"><div class="bb-h1">bye bye bye</div></font><br><img src="https://i.imgur.com/FnmKJ90.png" /></div></div>