Interaction(s): NonePreviously: Back to Bed
“There is no record of an ‘Ali Anovna’ working for any news outlet, commercial, independent or otherwise.” Happy stated while sitting as Tony paced back and forth tinkering with a new pair of glasses. A slight glow pulsed from the lenses before he placed them on his face and began looking around the room.
“In fact, there doesn’t appear to be a single woman in the world with the name ‘Ali Anovna’ nor Alicia, Alisha, Alyssa,” The head of security was rambling at this point, “Well you get it, it probably was an alias. Closest thing I can find is the surname ‘Alianovna’ which is a Slavic name meaning bright or beautiful, which hey, she was that.”
A glass flew across the room smashing against the opposing wall prompting Happy to look up from his laptop at Tony.
“Are you using Google right now? Are you seriously using Google!” Tony yelled, “Happy if I wanted my company’s best interests protected by Google, I’d buy Google!”
“Actually, it was Bing…”
“Another word,” Tony pointed a finger towards Happy, “You say another word about Bing and I’m gonna lose it.”
“Tony, Tony, take a breath,” Stane interrupted coming between the two men, “Nothing was stolen that had War Machine on it. You’ve already severed the other glasses’ connection to the server. J.A.R.V.I.S. reports no outside access, it was a mistake and a little embarrassing, but ultimately harmless.”
“I don’t make mistakes.” Tony retorted, spinning around on Stane. “And I don’t much care for being pistol-whipped when I thought it was going to be my gun going off after a night of fun with a dommy mommy.” He snapped, prompting Pepper to bury her face in her empty hand before Tony turned back to Happy and snatched the laptop out the other man’s hands.
“She wanted my fingerprints, Obi. War Machine’s encryptions are entirely based on my fingerprints overlaid from which a numerical sequence is extracted using the Fibonacci sequence.” The billionaire studied the screen, swiping several times and then typing as he spoke.
“The last thing I want is Lady KGB hacking my suits before Jordan gets a chance to crash and burn against Rhodes.”
Tony’s fingers flew across the keyboard before he spun the computer back around and shoved it into Happy’s hands.
“There, I just put Rhodey’s credentials in, you have access to several Federal intelligence databases now. Find Alianovna.”
“Tony, you can’t just hack these sites, you’re not above the law and this isn’t exactly legal.”
“Of course I am, Happy, I’m rich,”
“Tony, I can’t use this!”
“Find Alinovna!” Tony shouted back strutting out of the room, “I’m having a shower and I’m using all of the Waldorf’s hot water.”
“He’s certainly in a mood.” Stane smiled attempting to break the tension.
“You should have seen him when he found out Miss March wasn’t actually a set of twins but the same woman superimposed in the photo twice.” Happy responded, “Absolutely livid.”
“Spoiled man-child is what he is,” Pepper interjected, looking between the two men as they both turned wide-eyed with surprise that the usually meek woman had spoken up, “Oh am I not allowed to have an opinion now. I didn’t see either of you using the hacksaw to free him.”
“It’s just-” Happy started, stopping as Pepper turned on him.
“What, Happy?”
“I’ve never seen you like this,” Happy finished, “I like it.”
“I am so thrilled for you, Happy,” Pepper rolled her eyes, “Let him know his suit is laid out for him when he gets out of the shower. I’m going to have a mimosa and enjoy the brunch buffet.”
“Oh,” Happy interjected, “Uh, actually you’ll need to special order yourself one, they have strawberries on them.”
Pepper paused, her cheeks flushing slightly before she nodded to Happy.
“Uh thanks for the heads up,” She said before exiting the suite as Stane raised a thick, gray eyebrow towards Happy.
“You knew she was allergic to strawberries?” He asked with a bemused smirk.
“Of course,” Happy replied, his cheeks reddening rapidly, “It’s a, uh, security issue.”
“Smooth, Happy, smooth.” Stane clapped the head of security on the shoulder before following Pepper’s leave. “If Tony is looking at me, I’ll be at a table enjoying a New York Strip with a side of eggs.”
Stepping into the hallway, Stane watched the door close behind him before reaching for his phone and walking the opposite direction as Pepper. Waiting until the redhead was out of earshot, he tipped the device on its side and opened the SIM card before slotting a new one in. Waiting for the phone to decrypt, he watched a singular number populate the contacts before he pressed ‘call’.
“кодовое слово”
“черная вдова” Stane replied. “I’m looking for Agent Romanova, tell her it’s concerning Dynamo.”
“Please hold, comrade.” A modulated voice replied before elevator music played in Stane’s ear much to his surprise. After what felt like several minutes a voice responded.
“Do you have encryption?”
“Overlay and apply a Fibonacci sequence, it’ll unlock.”
“Thank you, comrade.” She replied, “You have performed your services adequately.” The line went dead and Stane felt a cold sweat form on the back of his neck. Opening his suit jacket, he moved to put the phone back in his pocket before noticing a single red dot moving on his chest.
The large man didn’t have time to duck before glass exploded from the bullet and it found its way into his chest.