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Now why is Miyuki so scary? Is it because she's a hot babe? It is it because she's not a hot babe but a hot monster? Afraid she's gonna turbo granny you?@CitrusArms

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Maxwell Erickson

Location: URC Courtyard ——> URC Ground Hallways
Time of Day: Early Morning
Relevant Cast:@Xaltwind

Max simply watched Iris with a tight, amused smile as she gobbled nearly everything remaining in the box, the rest surely sporting large paw prints and wolf hair after all her rooting around. “Enjoy the rest of your morning…” He called after her as she loped across the yard. With a long sigh he inspected the box’s leftovers and grimaced, knowing full well what Cai would have to say. There was always a bit extra in the deliveries he could pull from, the condo taking great precautions to ensure adequate stocks for the nore temperamental carnivores, but the spice-loving crocodile creature was particular about his orders.

The large human pushed the dolly cart along, back towards Building 1, and planned on getting his work day back on track. He had the rest of the deliveries for the buildings, plus adding the new visitor requests to the calendar, and there was the dishwasher on the third floor he needed to look at (he wasnt exactly a handyman but often resolved very basic issues that arose when modern human technology met ancient or otherwise ‘old-fashioned’ monsters). They probably put dish-soap in it again…

These thought and many others were spinning though his head as he reached the doorway, the distraction completely blinding him to the person heading out as he was heading in. He managed to pull the cart up short and avoid a collision as the doors slid open, but seeing the voluptuous fox (in the near literal sense) made the color drain from his face. Of all the demons and ghosts and vampires and ghouls that called Umbra Rose their home, Miyuki no Suzuyami frightened Max the most and he usually took great care to avoid her at all costs.

“G-good m-m-morning, Suzuyami-san.” He stuttered, eyes fixing solely on the dolly handle he held in a white-knuckled grip.

@Dragonydas I'm still waiting for you to review my character sheet@Massasauga

They post much slower and more reasonably than us forum goblins. But i’m sure they’ll let us know when they’ve reviewed it!

Max enjoys a nice beer or a Lambrusco, but he would never ever get drunk in or around the residents of Umbra Rose.

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LMAO Nah. She would just have a leash that Velvet would pull whenever her eyes start getting all crystal blue. "Iris, time to go to the bathroom! Let's go!"@BunniesOfDoom

Velvet gonna need that to be a VERY tight leash during any sporting event or holiday.

forever amazed I never turned into a wolf and mauled someone during all the years I bartended, lol.

OMG imagine the spectrum of guys they would attract. But she would have to have an excuse for every full moon and blue moon. But they could totally work together! That would be fun!@BunniesOfDoom

Iris gonna need to learn some anger management if she’s gonna deal with bar patrons every night. 😅

Wha- No! Not you! And I didn't call your name! Go back to that crate of steaks!

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I can totally see Iris ordering Loot Boxes online.
Except they're not Loot Boxes.
They're STEAK BOXES!@Xaltwind

It already exists and it’s called “Butcher’s Box”. 😂

Look, she's not in the business of feeding from people without permission unless she really has no other choice! Stop painting her as a villain!

...And hug back harder!@Lemons

“I’m trying! It’s as hard as my soft human arms can manage!” Tears streaming down his face.

"I JUST WANT A HUG!"@Lemons

Max firmly secures plate gorget and opens arms, eyes closed in a grimace.

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