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@Masterkeun @VitaVitaAR Looks like I got that problem too! :P

@Rin Rubbermen and Toehoes have a long-standing friendship
Monkey D. Luffy


"You're tiny!" the straw-hatted pirate responded declaratively. Though evidently lacking tact, there was no edge of mockery to his voice, sounding instead like an enthusiastic observation. "You've gotta be pretty strong if you can use a sword that big when you're so small! You fight kinda like Zoro, d'you know him? What's that weird thing behind you, is that a friend of yours?"

Before he could resume his rapid-fire assault of questions on the poor flustered girl, he overheard Ryu speak, and looked back toward him, standing upright.

"An outlaw, huh?...." he mused. "That's like a pirate without a ship, right? And the son of a prince, too!....Wait....what do you call the son of a prince? A princette?" As he spoke, he absentmindedly reached out at Youma's phantom half in an attempt to touch it out of curiosity.

@Masterkeun @VitaVitaAR
Monkey D. Luffy


Luffy wasted no time in pivoting around to apologize to whomever he bumped into.

"Ahh, sorry! My bad! I was-"

When the blue-haired fellow placed a hand on his shoulder, he blinked in mild confusion. "...Eh? What? Crime? Are you guys pirates?" His attention then turned to Youma, just in time to see her deftly defeat a gang of men in the blink of an eye. Getting a good look at her as she came to a stop, his eyes widened, and his jaw sunk.

"...Woah.....Amazing!!"

He eagerly ran up to her, vaulting over the procession of unconscious bodies with ease, and came to a stop right in front of her, crouching down to her eye level.

"You're so short!"

@Masterkeun @VitaVitaAR
Monkey D. Luffy


A lone barrel sat quietly in the midst of a bustling street...a peculiar sight, as there were no others like it sitting around nearby. More peculiar still were the noises it was making- or rather, the noises of the cargo that lay inside. Long, drawn out, loud snores emanated from within the oaken barrel. What could have been inside it? A captive? A smuggled animal? Bypassing townsfolk were no doubt curious, but none would open the barrel in time, as the snoring was suddenly cut off by a hefty yawn.

Then, the barrel twitched, then twitched again, then lurched a few feet in several directions. Then, all of the sudden, the barrel exploded, sending shrapnel to and fro in many different directions, having been burst open by the strong arms of its wide-mouthed, grinning occupant.

"AAAAAH!!! WHAT A NAP!!!"

Luffy yawned and stretched, enjoying his newfound elbow room after having escaped the confines of his resting place. Why did he even take a nap in that barrel to begin with? He couldn't rightly recall the reason, but it probably didn't matter, anyway. He was starving, and it was time for food! Wondering to himself what he wanted to eat this morning, he opened his eyes, expecting the lush, green, grass-covered deck of his ship, the Thousand Sunny.

"Hey, Sanji! Can I have fried meat for breakfast today-?"

What he saw, however, was a city street.

"....Eh?"

....A very unfamiliar city street.

".....Eh??"

In a completely unfamiliar city.

".....EHHHH!?"

He pivoted all around from where he stood, utterly baffled and confused. This wasn't his ship at all! Had the guys docked here while he was sleeping? He scratched his head, still trying to wrack his brain for the circumstances the night before which led to him being asleep in a barrel in the middle of a town....Eventually, however, he gave up on that endeavor, and decided to simply find where his ship could possibly be docked. Which was easier said and done, given his complete lack of knowledge of where the harbor would be....or which direction anywhere was at all.

No matter! Luffy resolved to simply pick a road and run right down it until he hit a body of water. Where water would be, the Sunny would no doubt be, as well. And so, he ran, racing through the city streets, ducking and dodging out of the way of passerby.

"'Scuse me! Sorry! Comin' through! Pardon m-...WAH- GAH!"

Having been facing the direction of the latest subject of his apologies, Luffy's back was turned completely from the direction he was running in, causing him to crash directly into someone....a blue-haired young man with his eyes closed, in fact.

@Masterkeun @VitaVitaAR

@Rune_Alchemist It's a pain shared by quiet grumps who try to keep to themselves....
@Yidhra Awesome!

So do I just pick a spot on the map and drop Luffy there?

Avalanche Sandrovich: Turntable



With his declaration, Avalanche was promptly shoved to the side by the approaching Elliot, who was at the board and out the door in the blink of an eye. "Oof-!.....Well, a hearty hello to you too, Kid...." He said, rubbing his arm. His ears then perked up at the sound of others making their intent to tackle his mission of choice. He often did these simple jobs by himself, since more help meant further splitting the reward....though, with the nature of this job, he could probably negotiate a big enough pay that it wouldn't matter. Never hurts to have help when the help is cheap!

He turned and looked at his fellow Chasers on the job. There was.....a creepy old guy, and.....a priest....Not exactly his idea of the ideal people for negotiating, but hey, maybe the priest would take a smaller cut! He quickly walked up to the two of them, putting on his million-dollar smile.

"So, looks like we'll be running this job together, huh?" he said to the pair in greeting. "Lemmie get the formalities outta the way. Name's Avalanche Sandrovich! As you can tell by this suit of mine, I'm quite the professional. So rest assured, you're in good hands for this one!"

At the priest's mention of protecting the innocent from the evils of the mansion, Avalanche chuckled and put a friendly arm around his shoulder. "Hey, hey, hey, listen..." He began. "Random urban legends like this start up aaaall the time, and they're usually either a buncha superstition, or misinterpretation o' the facts. I mean, think about it...Youkai's one thing, but a disappearing, kidnapping ghost mansion? That's just WAY outta the realm o' plausibility. So relax, take it easy! All we gotta do is go out, ask around town, get some facts straight, badda-bing, badda-boom, we're paid! So don't go lookin' for a fight or nothin', this kinda stuff's nothin' but conjecture."

No sooner had he finished his spiel that Aria made mention of an extremely dangerous SSS-Class Youkai possibly dwelling within the mansion.

".................NNNNNOTHIN' but conjecture."

Rolling up the mission poster and placing it in his pocket, he strolled out from the mission board and towards the door, stopping on a dime to turn and wink at Dinky. "Have fun while I'm gone, gorgeous! Let's have a real hero's welcome when I get back~..." He kicked off towards the door with a spring in his step and an excited disposition, looking back at his compatriots.

"Alright, boys, let's go out there and bust some myths! This is gonna be great! This is gonna be fantastic!"


"This is bullshit."

Avalanche stood at the crossroads, staring out at the not one, but TWO mysterious mansions in the distance. His once cheery demeanor was long gone, and he slumped over in despair so much his face was halfway to the concrete. He slowly turned toward his compatriots with sunken, defeated eyes, and slowly raised up his finger, pointing out towards the buildings.

"....You see that? What the fuck is that? That's two of 'em. Two. TWO real honest-to-God horror mansions. The fuck is this false advertisin'!?"

He pulled the job poster from his pocket and threw it on the ground in frustration, before straightening out and taking deep, sharp breaths.

"Okay...OKAY this is FINE, this is fine. Breathe IN.....breathe OUT.

@Ent @Kyuubey @TheWindel
@Yidhra Alright, awesome!



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*twitch* C-Caffeine? Is that... caffeine?!


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