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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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It is the year 2018. Heroes and villains, up until six months ago, were considered works of fiction. Captain America was a piece of war propaganda that was turned into comic books, which turned into cartoons, which led to movies. As far as the world knew, there never was an actual Star-Spangled Avenger or a Super Soldier program. No team of Howling Commandos or, more absurdly, a battalion of Cap's closest allies called The Invaders. Never a Bucky Barnes, who fought as the Sentinel of Liberty's kid sidekick on the page. And certainly no Red Skull, the fascist leader of a militant offshoot of the Third Reich. Likewise, The Justice Society of America was considered thought up by a team of writers and artists for National Comics, detailing the exploits of caped and cowled do-gooders looking to fight the evils of immortal madmen looking to take up the mythical The Spear Of Destiny, giant monsters who terrorized innocents abroad and offshore, and colorfully crazed 'supervillains' who utilized the elements to challenge The JSA directly in their war for dominance.

A novelty, everyone thought. Superheroes were a fringe piece of pop culture that had about as much legitimacy to them as vampires and werewolves, magic and unicorns, and science fiction space aliens. That is until one fateful day that would change the course of human history, when social media began circulating a video of a very hotly debated - but very real - public display of power by an individual who could clearly fly. This man would come to be known as the Metropolis Superman. And with his arrival came the questioning of just how fictional those old stories of Gods and Monsters really had been all along.

Colonel Nick Fury of SHIELD and his rival, Amanda Waller of CADMUS, did their best to circumvent any attempt to uncover the documents that would prove that there had really been a Captain Steve Rogers, a Justice Society, and all of the other superhumans that had existed in secret for decades. They even enlisted the help of a man they'd once promised to keep away from, Professor Charles Xavier, to attempt a telekinetic wipe of memories worldwide in an appeal to protect his secret school for what the agencies had called 'mutants'. But it was far too late for that, as The Professor had become too old and dormant to pull off such a feat: the secret was irreparably out the minute that journalist Lois Lane published documents detailing it all in The Daily Planet.

The age of Metahumans was here. And with that revelation came a new world, with new rules. New heroes and villains. In New York, an almost overnight phenomena occurred of superpowered individuals stepping up to either help people or harm them. In Gotham City, the highly corrupt hub of the New Jersey crime scene, perps were beginning to line prison cells claiming that they'd been the victims of a giant Bat. Rumors circulated around Africa that detailed a battle for the long thought lost metal of Vibranium against smugglers and a nation that wasn't officially supposed to have ever existed. And under the ocean, a war between two factions began to rage on in secret, captured in grainy video footage during an expedition that would make scientist and long-held Atlantean truther Stephen Shin world famous.

This was all just the tipping point. Whether it be interstellar warriors from beyond the stars, or from the shores of an island of Amazons, new players in this game of Metahuman Warfare would begin to reveal themselves to the world. And with their arrival came the question raised on everyone's minds: Who would inherit the world? The Gods... or the Monsters?



Space, One Month Ago

"This world... it is teeming with life, both ordinary and extraordinary. It seems viable for the master's purposes."



The figure feels the weight of the cosmos with him as he drifts outside of notice.

"But I shall wait. Observe. And determine what the course of this planet shall be. The master will be awaiting an answer..."

Just a head's up. OOC will be live at 8PM EST.

Hold onto your butts!
I won't fall off the wagon, I won't fall off the wagon, I won't fall off the wagon...

Welp. Guess I need to see which characters are accounted for.



My cruelty can only go so far.

I'll one up all y'all and your shitty superhero flicks: The Punisher '89.


I honestly prefer that one to looking at Jigsaw's heavily rubberized face in Punisher: War Zone.
I actually liked Green Lantern and Daredevil.


Then you get a double helping of Catwoman! Multiple monitors! >:(
@Master Bruce

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1. Could a player start with a character on an alternate Earth?
Like if someone wanted to play as Val-Zod from New 52 Earth 2, the Joker from the Tangent Universe or Spider-Gwen.

Or would that be too... complicated?

2. What if one player wanted to play Kal-El and another wanted to play Val-Zod? Could both characters possibly be accepted and exist in the same world? Or would the GM decide who had the better CS?

3. Would a villain whom started out as a hero (such as Sinestro who was a Green Lantern) be allowed as a main PC?


1 and 2. Theoretically, yes. I'd largely base that off of who is the first to submit an application with the name "Superman" attached to it, and what their opinion of this is, but you could start off from an alternate universe and find your way to the game's. However, I'd suggest waiting to see who plays Superman if you want to co-exist with them, since he's a major PC and that falls under the jurisdiction of his universe.

3. That's alright, as long as they aren't a villain at the time you're playing them. I just don't want antagonists out there that complicate a main hero's mythology with conflicting variations. But in the case of Sinestro specifically, if you wanted to make him the main hero Green Lantern, that's cool with me.
And yeah, there are no dibs. Even from me, necessarily. So if someone's expressed interest in somebody you want, that doesn't mean jack until an app is submitted for approval.

(Though if any of you attempt to steal Batman from me, I must warn you that I will find you in your sleep, gag you, bind you to a chair and force you to watch Green Lantern and Catwoman over and over until your eyeballs bleed. Whether you want that to happen or not is on you.)

And to be clear, for right now only one character per person is allowed.

I don't want people to burn themselves out trying to write multiple stories at a time - I know how tempting that is, given I'd love to play about a dozen other heroes alongside Batman, but I also know how daunting that would be. I'd rather just stick with who I want most and give my all to that.

If this game makes it to a Year Two, then the idea of expanding character slots can come up. Or if we somehow do really well and there's a serious void still needed for major characters.
Oh, yeah. Cap definitely exists and is available to be played.

The reason I left the details surrounding him vague are so that whoever picks him up can decide on how he's "returned" to the present, that way nobody has to be beholden to the idea of him being entombed in a block of ice for 80 years.

You could theoretically spin Captain America's origin in a number of ways, whether it's to make him a 95-year-old who aged in real time or have a series of people who succeeded Steve Rogers - if Rogers was ever even Cap at all in this universe. Or, if that's not your thing, you could do the origin story as it normally happens and work from there, based off of any pre-existing version. (Ultimate Marvel, MCU, ect.)

See, that's what I mean by flexible continuity. I'd approve an application for Diana Prince to have been this Earth's Captain America if the scenario and application are thought-out and sound enough. Or a reformed Red Skull, just to throw out as many ideas as possible. This is an Ultimate Universe, so there's nothing really set beyond the backstory beyond the loose concept of there having been a real Captain America whose existence was hidden by the government.

Speaking of which, in terms of any plans for any of that backstory, there are none. The backstory is where my part in crafting the game's setup ends and the player created continuity begins. So if anyone wants to do their own version of the JSA, The Invaders, Bucky Barnes, SHIELD, CADMUS, any of that, they're free to dabble.

So write your apps to your heart's content. The vetoing process of any details that seem off to the game's setting will only start once the OOC thread goes up and applications are put forth.
No, in this version, she's The Penguin. Oswald is actually Two-Face, and Dent? Well, let's just say he'll fill out a catsuit better in this game than most...
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