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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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Oh, and @Retired? You owe me a second post.

I want a long-winded analysis about every era of comics and what you like about them in relation to Batman stories. Golden Age, Silver Age, all of it.


Ask and ye shall receive.

















So there you have it. My unabashed take on the entire fucking history of Batman, at least in the books. I'm sure there's alot I glanced over and a ton of stuff I meant to touch upon, but screw it. I think I covered enough ground to warrant a read from anyone who wants to listen to me drone on about this stuff.
Alright, since the IC thread is a week old now, it's time to start something I intend to keep up every Monday: the weekly post check.

Basically, the rule is that after two weeks without a post or sufficient cause for the delay, you lose your character. The weekly post check serves as a reminder for those who are a week or more behind, rendering them on-notice that they have the given remaining time to post to stay in the game. This isn't a punishment, just an attempt to keep everyone on their toes.

So, here are the players who have a week:

Nightrunner
Simple Unicycle


One post and you're caught back up, guys. Let's get to it.

Where do you people find all the great textless panels for your posts?


Can't speak for anyone else, but I've spent years curating Batman images, sometimes directly from digital scans of the comics themselves. I use Photoshop to edit out the word balloons in some, and resize textless covers from the internet in other cases. Comicvine.com, the DC and Marvel Wikia pages, and just straight-up Google image search can be your friend.
Superior Spider-Man: (With Spider Gwen's player's permission, of course) An Otto Octavius working for Oscorp, on gene modification. It’s not his passion, but it pays the bills. He develops a spider-mutagen, and is accidentally bitten by one of the dozens he creates, accidentally scattering a handful of them. He finds himself temporarily imbued with spider-like powers, which quickly fade. He seeks to recreate his experiment, often re-infecting himself. For some reason, the mutagen simply refuses to permanently take. He augments his abilities with a spider suit, and seeks out this “Spider-Woman” that has cropped up recently, to attempt to determine why her mutation has persisted where his has not.

Vigilante // Greg Saunders: A simple cowboy from the town of Warpath, Texas. About three years ago, violence and gang activity started ramping up, so he dubbed himself vigilante, and with a combination of his lariat, guns, and motorcycle, he set to bring peace to the town of Warpath. This stint was short lived, however, and he quickly found Warpath to in fact be home to a daemonic incursion. While SHIELD was moving in to mop up, the incursion caught Warpath with its pants down, and Vig was right in the firing line. He wound up dead, in Hell, and knee deep in demons. Recently, he’s clawed his way back to the land of the living and is seeking to exact some goddamn justice. If I did this, I’d probably pull in a lot of elements from Ghost Rider and Jonah Hex.

Elijah Snow: Owner and operator of the Planetary Organization, created with assistance from Nick Fury and Amanda Waller’s predecessors in the 1950s. Where SHIELD and CADMUS seek to conceal metahumanity from public knowledge, Planetary seeks to catalogue the fantastical mysteries of the world, metahumans included. Currently, he is seeking three other members to fill out his field team. (Technically counts, because Wildstorm is DC now, however loose Planetary’s connection to Wildstorm was...)

Dogwelder: Do I need to elaborate?

Hawkeye: Ex-SHIELD agent that’s been out of the game for a while now. Just trying to live his life in some goddamn peace, but stuff keeps falling onto his doorstep since metas went public… This version would be heavily inspired by Matt Fraction’s run on the character.


Superior Spider-Man is definitely a no-go for a Year One setting and Hawkeye is a supporting character, I believe, of Eddie Brock's Cap with his own established history. But the other three are doable. Elijah Snow wouldn't be turned away in a game where Skinner Sweet turned Wolverine into a vampire.
@Sep Dammit. There goes my season ender.
Master Bruce's Batman makes me angry because every time I read it, I realize how much more effort I'm gonna have to put into my next Superman post in order to keep up. Dammit, man, you're going to be the death of me.
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@Master Bruce

Once that's done I'd like a full analysis on the evolution of all of the interpretations of Batman you've done in the history of these games, what you like about each version, what you don't, and so forth. No lazy answers. You'll be graded for these essays.


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What's sad is that I'm fully willing to do that, too.
A complete sheet from me... finally.

The Magnificient



Character You're Applying For:
Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver)
Jean Grey (Miss Marvel)
Scott Summers (Cyclops)
Tara Markov (Terra)
Garfield Logan (Beast Boy)
Jubilation Lee (Jubilee)

Powers And Abilities:
With this X-Force team, I want them to be young adults around the age of 18-20 and so their powers are at their basic level with only some years of training behind them. At this stage, they have remained hidden and have not had any field practice as actual heroes. The only training they’ve had with their powers has been within the walls of the Xavier Institute. Throughout this game, they will come out of the shadows as heroes and train further with their powers as they do, all the while dealing with anti-mutant individuals and groups.

Origin And Backstory (In A Maximum Of Four Paragraphs):
Charles Xavier and Max Eisenhardt met when they were both still young men. Max was a victim of the Holocaust at a young age and was experimented on ruthlessly by Nazi scientists when they found out he was a mutant. They kept him heavily medicated and only partially conscious . He was eventually able to escape from his torment and immediately began using his powers to fight back against the men persecuting his people. He would often stoop to his enemy’s level in his crusade. While Max fought and struggled, Charles Xavier was pampered and studied his own mutant powers and how they came about. He was eventually approached by the United States government for his powers as well as his expertise. He worked with the government to clean up after incidents involving mutants. Through his work, he learned about Max and his fight against the Nazi party. By this time, Max had his own small band of guerilla fighters, some with their own powers. As the U.S. entered the war, they joined with Max’s forces. With Xavier’s help, they kept the aid of super-powered individuals a secret. Max was unhappy with this outcome but was convinced by Charles to work with the government for the betterment of both mutantkind and other super-powered individuals in need of aid.

For years they worked at this task, with Charles using his powers to erase memories on a massive scale to keep the secret, especially due to Max’s rather violent and extreme tactics in the field. Because of this, Max was kicked from the program. With Max went other individuals, Raven Darkholme among them, and they formed their own band of supers. They focused on fighting against people they deemed evil. Their activities created more work for Charles and his abilities. This continued for years, and Charles slowly stepped back from the program and focused more on educating the younger generation dealing with their powers. As he grew in age, Charles’ powers waned until he was unable to comply with the government and perform another mass memory wipe, and thus individuals with powers became common knowledge. With that, Charles was let go from the program.

Fully away from the program, Charles was able to focus solely on educating the younger generation. Eventually, he crossed paths with Max again. Without the government being involved, Max was more willing to listen to his old friend and agree to join him in his goal to educate the younger generation. Raven Darkholme was lost to the wind by this point. There were many disagreements as the partnership was begun anew, mostly with allowing the students to enter the field with the other super-powered individuals. Charles was still hesitant because of the government, but Max believed the students could help people in need. The stalemate lasted for a while, but as Charles’ health got worse and he was bedridden he agreed to let the older students into the field under Max’s supervision and the condition that they would not operate as violently and extreme as his guerilla fighters had in the past. Knowing his friend did not have long left in this world, Max agreed to his conditions.

The first field team would be christened “X-Force” and be made up of: Pietro Maximoff, Jean Grey, Scott Summers, Tara Markov, Garfield Logan, and Jubilation Lee. Pietro came to the Xavier Institute for Gifted Children with his father, Max, and has been made the field team leader. Jean was one of many students found by Charles and has become his personal student because of the nature of her powers, though her telepathic abilities have been suppressed for years by Charles. With his health getting worse, he must focus all of his remaining power on keeping her powers in check until she can fully control them. Scott was found by Charles and Henry McCoy after an incident with his powers going unchecked; this was one of the last times Charles was able to perform a mass memory wipe and take Scott into his school to help him. Tara and Garfield were transient teens hiding away because of their powers, but they were found and brought in by Henry. Jubilation Lee was one of the lucky ones and found the school as her powers began showing and was able to avoid incident. Their goal as the X-Force is to help people in need and find those individuals with powers and mutations who live on the fringe of society in hiding and give them a home and a safe place to learn how to control their powers.

What Makes This Character 'Ultimate'?:
I think these characters will have interesting interactions together as they grow as heroes. What makes them ultimate is how they must overcome bigotry thrown at them by the people they work to save as they also try to make the world a better place for their own kind. This team is also led by Quicksilver with Xavier and Magneto acting as mentors along with Henry/Hank McCoy.

Supporting Characters:
Max Eisenhardt (Magneto) - The current supervisor of the X-Force field team and long friend of Charles Xavier. Max recently joined the Institute to help younger individuals learn to control their powers and help those in need.
Charles Xavier - Founder and current head of Xavier Institute for Gifted Children.
Henry McCoy - Henry is also known as Hank or Beast. He is a mutant and friend to Charles and has been with the school since its founding. He has a genius-level intellect and develops the team’s tools and gadgets.
Danny the World - Danny is a sentient brick able to construct buildings and streets around him because of his unique physiology. Danny is Xavier Institute and has constructed the entire campus and its building from his main brick. He is able to communicate telepathically with those on campus. He is also able to transport his main brick and others to different locations around the globe; when he does so he is able to maintain the structures of the campus and so acts as the field team’s mode of transportation.

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Beast Boy/The X-Force are hereby...



I want a long-winded analysis about every era of comics and what you like about them in relation to Batman stories. Golden Age, Silver Age, all of it.


Hoo boy. That's gonna have to wait until tomorrow.

Not because I have to think about the question, but because it's literally too late in the day for me to even get started on answering.

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So does anyone want to hear my long-winded rankings of three recent prolific Batman artists aswell, or...?
Excellent post, @Master Bruce. I like the idea that Nashton is a profiler and agent of CHECKMATE. Really neat spin given we've had him be a police detective, a majority shareholder, and a bunch of other roles in these games before. Can't wait to see how things turn out going forward.


Thanks! This version of Edward is one I've put alot of thought into over the years. Basically, it's the version I wanted Nolan to do in the movies, where he comes in as the lead guy looking to bring Batman down after the events of The Dark Knight. I'm hoping I can stick with it for the long run, because I've plotted this dude's entire story arc.
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