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IthradineI hear no complaints from your mom.
Her cataracts is acting up again? Dammit!
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Very well, where do I begin?
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.
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Her cataracts is acting up again? Dammit!
I suppose if anyone is opposed to it they could ask to abstain from the process.
Oh, yeah. It and anything else in this game should be considered completely voluntary. Including and not limited to tolerating @Byrd Man's face.
*recoils in horror*
...Well, damn. Neither Nightrunner or Simple Uni are on-notice anymore.
Good job.
Good job.
A part of one of the single worst mistakes in comic book history.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Imagine...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Imagine...
...why would you give a speedster high heels...
That's dumber than giving one giant bicycle tassles for no reason.
That's dumber than giving one giant bicycle tassles for no reason.
Also nearer the end of year one I need a good graphic editor for when Iris changes costume... finding something that looks cool is hard.
This was honestly the best I could find. You'd think the internet would be chock-full of genderbent Flash images, given it's the internet and all.
@Retired Something I'd suggest that I used to do in my bigger games, was a 'Post of the Month'. As GMS we went through and picked what we felt (for some reason or other) the best post of the month, couldn't be the same person twice within a four month period though (to keep it revolving). Gave players something to strive toward, a goal to get better. Not saying MB should do it here, just an idea.
Actually, we used to do something sorta similar back on the Hype boards that I grearly enjoyed: RPG specific awards. We'd get a bunch of categories, wait for an IC thread to hit anywhere from 200 to 500 posts (usually 500) and let the players vote on each category. Like, Best Hero, Best Post, Best Fight, ect. It was a good way of boosting poster morale and kissing ass.
Wait.
Wraith wrote a sex scene?
He hasn't mentioned that.
Wraith wrote a sex scene?
He hasn't mentioned that.
Extremely likely.
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