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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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There's only one recourse for this.

Queens, New York
Parker Residence
12:00 AM


"Mr. Parker."
"AHH! Who the heck?!"
"I'm The Batman. You're Peter Parker of Queens, correct?"
"Y...Yeah?"
"I heard about your uncle. Tragic."
"Yeah..."
"All that hate, all of that sense of injustice. Stays with you, doesn't it?"
"Yeah. It does."
"What if I told you that there was a way to utilize your unique gifts and claim vengeance for Ben Parker's murder?"
"...I'm listening."
"Come with me to Gotham. There's evil to fight there, and I can't do it alone. Which is why I need you... partner."

Batman reveals a display case conveniently set up in Peter's room when he wasn't looking.

I literally pointed this out!


In hidden text!

Though it's... odd that Henry noticed this and didn't change anything.

The plot thickens...

Looking back over applications whilst searching for new ones to approve and I manage to spot this...

Selina Kyle/The Black Cat - A mysterious femme fatale that works for Octavius for unknown reasons. A master thief and martial artist.




You got something to tell me, @HenryJonesJr?

Or should I say, "Mr. Steal Yo Girl"?

...112 posts since I was gone. You animals.

In any event. @Inkarnate's Huntress and @Bounce's Mordred are now eligible for approval. So with that said, they are.

@Sep can't help playing a sexy character. That's just the burden he has to bear.

(On a serious note, I would actually like a team-up between the two as they're so diametrically opposed compared to Iris and Clark and Iris and Gwen. Not to mention the sheer possibilities of a Bat-rogue teaming up with a, well, Rogue-Rogue.)
That said I would request of @AndyC that Iris and Clark have a chinwaggle. Maybe waggle someother things if ya know what I mean.


I think you missed your boat, there, chief. Clark and Lois seem to have a serious committal going on, and I don't see Superman as the type to cheat.

(That said, Batman's single...)

And in response to your interaction question, boy, are you gonna love this season's MME. Gonna make The Surfer story from last season look like a small gathering of cosplayers compared to the sheer amount of epic.

What you're saying is that maybe the real awards were the friends we made along the way?


That, yes. Definitely that. Only with some touching/inspirational music behind it. And dancers all dressed in Batman-themed attire.

So as our first Step Discussion, as awards last season weren't complete by all. What are you looking forward to this season? Not so much about your character but from the season as a whole, or from individual characters.


Not to be a complete cheat about it, but my general hope for everyone is two things: to have fun, obviously, and to continue to build on their characters. Obviously given the Year One setting, most if not all of our characters grew last season from one person into another, and I can only hope that it goes an even extra step further, because there's nothing I like to read more than a journey of progression that makes a true character arc. I think that's more important, even, than completing a particular story arc. If your character has reached the other side a changed man/woman, you've done well.

Also @Lord Wraith more sex scenes plz.
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Establishing secure uplink... /

Initiating reverse encryption protocol... /

Beginning data transmission... /


MISSION REPORT: 16th SEPTEMBER 2018

SUBJECT:
Rogers, Steven G. (Designation: Captain America)

PERFORMANCE EVALUATION:
Despite Captain Rogers' advanced age, he retains the strength, speed, agility, and coordination of an Olympic-level athlete. Rogers retains endurance and durability that border on metahuman levels. Advanced cellar regeneration grants him extreme stamina and a limited healing factor. His mastery of countless fighting styles remains intact, as does his command and leadership. In short, he continues to be a peak physical specimen.

SUMMARY:
On the orders of Director Nicholas J. Fury, contact was made with Captain Rogers in Wyoming. Rogers was briefed on growing situation in Qurac -- i.e. the rise of the 'Liberators' behind Colonel Abdul al-Rahman, an extremist and recipient of unsanctioned Super-Soldier treatment. Owing to his existing relationship with Director Fury -- and his personal involvement in the events in Qurac (see CF92.08.17) -- Rogers assented to return to Washington and resume suspended status as active S.H.I.E.L.D. agent.

Rogers was introduced to Team 7. (Director's note: Rogers and D. Prince have preexisting relationship. Monitor carefully.) Following introductions, Team 7 was deployed in Quraci capital, Al-Doha. After subduing the insurgency in the capital, Rogers and team advanced on retrofitted munitions factory outside town. There, Rogers encountered Colonel al-Rahman and engaged target. Rogers was defeated, and Colonel al-Rahman escaped with small force of Liberators; remaining insurgents were taken into custody by Team 7.

Upon return to Washington, Rogers was placed on medical leave under the order of Director Fury. Team 7 conducted reconnaissance missions abroad in search of Colonel al-Rahman, but were unsuccessful. Washington came under attack by the remaining Liberators under the direction of Colonel al-Rahman; experimental resonance generators were used to generate destructive shockwaves in attempt to level the city. With Director Fury's blessing, Rogers returned to the field and orchestrated tactical response from available Team 7 members. Meanwhile, Rogers confronted Colonel al-Rahman at the Lincoln Memorial and again engaged target. With the help of S. Wilson (Designation: Falcon), Rogers subdued Colonel al-Rahman and brought end to immediate threat.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES:
Fury, Nicholas
Bordeaux, Sasha
Hill, Maria
Prince, Diana (Designation: Hoplite)
Wilson, Samuel (Designation: Falcon)
Barton, Clinton (Designation: Hawkeye)
Yamashiro, Tatsu (Designation: Katana)
Holt, Michael

RECOMMENDED ACTION(S):
Pending Director approval, Rogers may return to active duty with Team 7. Recommend continuation of field commander status, despite reservations of certain team member(s). Additionally, Rogers must be evaluated as potential asset for S.H.I.E.L.D.; his unique capabilities and extensive experience make him an excellent candidate for field work. With Rogers in the fold, S.H.I.E.L.D. can address problems and situations left unresolved by previous Director.

ERROR: DATA BREACH DETECTED!

ERROR: DATA BREACH DETECTED!

ERROR: DATA BREACH DETECTED!

ERRO-- Initiating 'Fair Play' protocol... /

Beginning message... /

I don't have much time. There's more to this story than SHIELD is going to tell you. You may have already heard that what happened to Director Fury was the work of a "renegade agent." Don't listen. SHIELD is under attack, even if they're not ready to realize it. The enemy has eyes and ears everywhere -- even trusting you now is a big risk. But if you ARE one of the good ones, know that we're taking the fight to them. Together with Captain Rogers and the others, we ARE going to find justice for Director Fury. The enemy relies on fear. They know the power of a name.

Before this is done, they'll know our name, too.




Breach contained... /

Resuming transmission... /


RELEVANT CASEFILES:
CF01.01: An American Ghost Story
CF01.02: Old Friends
CF01.03: Birth of an Extremist
CF01.04: New Friends
CF01.05: Simpler Times
CF01.06: Assault on Qurac
CF01.07: The Calm
CF01.08: Assault on Washington
CF01.09: Assemble

Transmission complete.





Actual footage of me trying to contain my excitement with the addition of that logo. Very well played, sir.

Approved!
If we don't get a Calendar Man reference I swear. I swear to God, Bruce.


*jots down, pretends it was own idea*

I'm brilliant!
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