“... Where the fuck is my bra?!”The sound of Lupe shouting stirred Lisa awake. She was on the bed, which was weird because she didn't remember getting on the bed. However, she coughed up what she learned was stomach acid.
“Actually,
where the fuck is my shirt!” Lupe shouted.
Lisa knew she had snatched Lupe’s bra for her new collection the previous night. Her shirt? Who knows? Maybe Lisa also has it, but she didn’t give it up. Lisa pushed herself to a sitting position…
"Oh, whoops! I thought it was mine!" Ella shouted far too cheerfully. She was already sitting up in the bed next to Lisa, and Saskia was still sleeping next to her. The shirt she was wearing did look too small - and was more like a crop top. She quickly pulled it off… revealing the frilly pink bra she had underneath.
"Here! You can borrow one of my bras too, we're roughly the same size- you certainly can't borrow Lisa or Saskia's!"Not that Lisa had any.
“Mami, that’s nasty!” Lupe laughed. “I’m good, I’ll just let ‘im hang today!”
"How's it nasty?! I wash them!" Ella said. She jumped out of bed - well climbed over Saskia - and nearly fell over.
"Owwww my head.""My head," Saskia grumbled, cracking open one eye.
"It's too early to be shouting.""It's not that early- and we have things to do today! Up and at em, girls!"”... Like what?” Lisa groggily said, rubbing her eyes.
”I wanted to stay in today…” She said, flopping back on the bed.
"Getting our channelers back! We’re at risk without them!" Ella said.
"Eh, I'm willing to take that risk," Saskia grumbled.
”... Can we wait until tomorrow?” Lisa rolled over onto her stomach, before coughing up some stomach acid.
”I’m dyyyyyyyyying here… and I also want to see if we can talk to Gretchen again…”"Alright, you both stay here and I'll go get them!" Ella said.
"Do you have any idea how precious that sailor moon wand is?! They stopped making them thirteen years ago! Do you know who I had to fight to get it?! But I'll be fine to go by myself."“Maaaaami!” Lupe said as she put the shirt on, yet Lisa couldn't take her eyes off her. She was so gorgeous! “Ya’ll really going to let her wander off on her own? She’s your girl!”
Then Lupe turned to Ella, “... Do you, like, for real, know where your channelers are?”
"Well…" Ella shrugged.
"The PRA office. We can just Google it, right?""I don't think you can Google a secret agency, Ella," Saskia rolled their eyes.
"Well, we'll find it! We've been there before… unless they moved since it was pretty destroyed then…"“Look, mami,” Lupe said, “I know where their Headquarters is.”
”... Why didn't you tell us sooner?!” Lisa whined.
“... Because ya’ll were
drunk, mami, and I don't mean like regular drunk, I mean
DRUNK.” Lupe ended the sentence with a laugh.
"And who’s fault was that?" Saskia muttered under their breath.
"That's perfect, then! We can sneak into their Headquarters and grab our channelers, easy! So long as we avoid that asshole, we haven’t gone through our training arc yet." Lisa cracked a grin as she sat up, as it was time to mess with Ella.
”... As if you could sneak anywhere, Ella. You’re too dummy thick!” She broke out laughing at her own joke.
"Lisaaaa, that’s mean!" Ella shouted, turning around and pouncing on Lisa playfully.
"I can so sneak in places!""You can’t for multiple reasons-" Saskia started, before Ella shot out an arm and dragged her into the tussle pile.
"Ella, let me go."Lisa broke out laughing as she started tussling with them.
”... Tiiiiiiiickle fight!” She shouted, as she began trying to tickle Ella.
Lupe just laughed as she leaned against the door with her arms crossed. “You know, mamis,” She began. “There’s something adorable about the three of you.”
"I’m not adorable," Saskia grumbled as she tried her best to wriggle out.
Ella was full on laughing when Lisa got her, seeming to be
really ticklish as she properly flailed about. She wasn’t even able to give a counterattack, laughing herself to breathlessness.
"I surrender! I surrender! Lisa, you’re too strong!"Lisa laughed as she let go of Ella.
Soon enough, Lupe pulled her keys out of her pockets and jingled them for a second as she said, “Come on, girls, let’s ride there in my car.
Surely we can get them back, right?” As she spoke she moved towards the door, before poking her head through for a moment to ask,
“... Right?”
"Absolutely! They don’t call us the Magical Girls for nothing - we can do anything!" Ella shouted, jumping off the bed to follow Lupe… making sure to grab a shirt on the way (since she was still only in a bra).
"Literally only you call us that, Ella," Saskia pointed out.
Lisa looked at Saskia,
”... Should we start?”
A white Nissan Altima pulled into the PRA building’s parking lot… Which was in downtown St. Portwell. There were some construction vehicles posted out front, along with some yellow tape. The upper floors of the building still had activity.
Lupe looked at her passengers in the back seat.
“Now, mamis! I have an incredible plan! Are you ready to have your socks blown off?!” Lupe asked, Lisa jumped in her seat. “We’re going to go in there…”
Lupe paused for dramatic effect.
“... And ask for your channelers back.”
"That’s…" Ella trailed off. Even she seemed at a loss for what to say.
"Just a normal plan. An incredible plan would be something like smashing in their window, kicking their asses and taking it back!" "That would be the fun way," Saskia nodded.
"But let’s try Lupe's way first." Lisa raised an eye brow.
”... Didn't my boyfriend kick our ass, even when we used the Magical Mecha Spider?” She asked.
“Look mami, I don’t like a fed but- Magical Mecha What?” Lupe raised an eyebrow of her own.
"One, he's not your boyfriend," Ella huffed.
"Two, we were exhausted after a fight! And he might not be there!"She then grinned at Lupe.
"It's super cool! We combine our magic and form a massive Mecha Spider which we all control! It's made out of metal and shoots light and has a blood shield! It's super cool, like right outta anime!"Lupe was silent.
“... Cool!”"It is! Alright, let's go girls!" Ella opened the car door and got out, immediately beginning to storm towards the PRA office, seeming to be looking for the entrance.
"... Let's follow her before she does something stupid," Saskia sighed.
”... It might be funny, you never know!” Lisa laughed.
As Ella walked inside, she was greeted to the lobby that they were in earlier. Still destroyed by the fight earlier but they made an attempt putting new drywall up in one of the rooms. Directly above them was the hole to the interrogation room, Lisa could see some caution tape around it. The room was empty but Lisa pointed to the hole above them.
”Ella, you should fall through that hole so we can sue them for our channelers back!” Lisa suggested.
"And enough money for another laptop," Saskia nodded.
"Oh, if it's for a new laptop!" Ella started looking around as if trying to find out how to get up there so she could fall through the hole.
"How do we-""We were joking," Saskia rolled their eyes.
"I think I saw people inside… there must be stairs somewhere."Lisa tilted her head.
”... We were?” Before she shrugged, and looked to the door with the sign that said
STAIRS.
, before she walked up to it, opened the door, and then walked up them.
“Hey, mamis!” Lupe ran up as she shouted, “Let’s not run around here, they’re Feds, y’know- fuck it.” Lupe rolled her eyes as she walked up.
Lisa just walked to the second floor and heard some chattering before she followed it. She saw a dim glow between a set of wooden double doors before she walked up, threw them open, and revealed the PRA’s meeting room. Clementine was standing before a projected screen of Morningstar Banking Co. with a wooden pointer stick in her hands. Vanessa was on the other side of the room, in front of a desk with a laptop. Around the room were various Agents, some of which they had met before, and two other -
one was a redhaired girl with glasses that stood a little bit taller than average, and the other was
... floating clothes? weird.
They all stared at Lisa, and Lupe ran up in shock. Then she put on an awkward smile and waved at the Agents.
“... God damn, can
anyone just walk right in here?” Clementine shouted as she looked at her agents.
“Note, there are only around ten of us, Acting Regional-Commander Washington,” Rush added. “We cannot both guard the entrance
and attend the meeting.”
“I’m just wondering why they’re not in cuffs yet..” Jacob rolled his eyes.
"YOU!" Ella shouted, pointing a finger at Jacob, chest heaving up and down.
"I bet you’d like that, you bastard, then you could touch me all you want! You creep, you-"Jacob threw his hands up.
"Ella, please," Saskia sighed, cutting her off. They then looked at Clementine.
"We came to get our channelers back. I can give you this in exchange-"They rummaged in their pockets and pulled out a neatly folded bit of paper. Then they looked at Stauber, and put it away.
"Not that one, actually.""He’s going to ruin everything for you!" Ella yelled, looking at the projected screen.
"You’re like- days behind! Anyway, give us our Channellers… and alos fire him!"While that was happening, Lisa’s eyes locked with the biggest, hunkiest piece of man she had ever seen: Maximilian! He looked even better
outside the armor. All his muscles, his chiseled face, Lisa just wished he wrapped his big arms around her and squeezed her to death! Or give her severe internal bleeding! She would gladly see the Hound again if
that’s how she went out. An excited smile formed on her face as she shook her fists back and forth.
“Okay, okay, okay!” Clementine waved her hands from left to right. “Let’s all calm down here! If I get your damn Channelers, will you-”
”... BOYFRIEND!”
Lisa screamed as she ran towards Maximilian with her arms outstretched. However, a shimmering blue barrier appeared right before Lisa, and she ran right into it with a thud. She dramatically slid down by her face and stood there. Drats.
Cucked again.
Clementine sighed.
“Okay,
as I was saying, if I get you your damn channelers, will you three go ahead?”
“The fuck?” Lupe asked with a face of confusion, “Three? Can’t you see me here, mami!?”
“I’m sorry,” Clementine said. “With them here I honestly didn’t notice you.”
"Not unless you let me kick his sorry ass!" Ella shouted, still pointing at Jacob.
"We three will go," Saskia gestured to herself, Lisa and Lupe.
"You can keep Ella."“... We don't want her either!” Clementine said, throwing her hands into the air.
“No woman left behind, mami!” Lupe shouted.
“Look, Field Medic Obott,” Vanessa said as she stood up, and the red-haired girl with the ponytail also stood up. “Go into evidence locker one-one-three and get the Death Note Bracelet, Spider Necklace, and that stupid toy wand. I’m going to help Clem keep things under control.”
“On it,” Obott ran out of the room.
"It's not a stupid wand, it's a Sailor Moon Moon Stick replica! Be careful with it!" Ella shouted after Obott, shooting a glare at Vanessa.
”Disrespecting my belongings and not firing the bastard who touched me…" "It's alright, Ella," Saskia walked over to Ella and grabbed her hand, pulling her back.
"We'll sort that out later."“Look, mami,” Lupe put a hand on her shoulder. “Sometimes a guy cops a feel. It’s a part of life.”
“Why you gotta say it like that?” Jacob shrugged, throwing his hands up. “If anything you touched me!”
"You touched my hand first!" Ella yelled.
Lisa pushed herself to her feet.
Only to flip Jacob off.
“Really?” He said.
“Yeah, really?” Clementine said. “You’re making a mess of my morning brief!”
"You show him, Lisa!" Ella grinned.
"If you hadn't taken our channelers we wouldn't mess up anything," Saskia shrugged.
"Yeah," Ella agreed.
"You made a mess of us dealing with Morningstar so we make a mess of your morning brief!"Clementine was silent. Agent Obott ran back in with their channelers, and presented them to the trio. Clementine sighed.
“You three, get the hell out of here before I make a mess out of you!” Clementine shouted, before turning to Maximilian, “Agent Cornell! Escort them out of here!”
“On it!” Maximilian said as he stood up.
Ella narrowed her eyes at him, holding out a hand, snatching up her wand with the other.
"We’ll leave peacefully, but can someone else escort us out?""Ella’s jealous that Lisa likes him," Saskia explained, slipping their bracelet on their wrist.
"Why would I be jealous?! I just don’t like him!"Lisa smiled as she snatched her necklace and slid it around her neck. She would have liked it if Maximilian had handed it to her, but Ella probably would have exploded if that happened.
Clementine groaned, resting her hand on her face.
“... I’m getting the Mossberg,” She said as she dropped the shield and walked out of the room. “If you’re all still here by the time I get back; I’m blasting!” She shouted from down the hall
“Look, mami!” Lupe said as she grabbed Ella’s hand. “Let’s just get the fuck outta here! We got what we wanted, so who cares?!” She tried to yank Ella’s hand, as she tried to pull Ella out of the room.
”Oh! Lemme help!” Lisa shouted as she grabbed Ella’s other hand, but she simply caressed Ella’s hand instead of pulling.
Ella glared at Maximilian, but a light blush crossed her cheeks when Lisa started caressing her hand, her head finally turning away from him.
"... fine, I guess we’ll get him later."With one last glare at Maximilian, she started to shuffle her way out.
They made it out the door, and Lisa caressed Ella with one hand and kissed Maximilian with the other. However, the second they were outside, Maximilian disappeared in a burst of speed that only left behind a gust of wind, and Lisa got sad. However, that raised the question as Lisa shrugged.
”... What do we do now?” Lisa asked.
“Mami, mami!” Lupe laughed. “Do you know where you are right now?!”
”... The parking lot of some lame federal agency staring at the most gorgeous woman I ever saw?” Lisa raised an eyebrow.
“While the second part
is true-”
”Isn’t the first part also true?” Lisa interrupted.
“Maaaaami! Let me finish!” Lupe shouted, “You’re all in Mirage
fuckin’ Springs! It’s discount Vegas, but still! There’s
soooooooooo much to do besides trying to beat up a demon-lord-guy-thing, mami!”
"We are already outside, may as well," Saskia said.
"Oh so like, clubs and gambling places? Oh oh can we play cards- wait. We don’t have IDs!" Ella wailed.
“EXCUSES, mami!” Lupe put her hands on her hips and smiled. “If security tries to stop you, just offer to give him a good ol’
mamada in the alley behind the building!” Lupe threw her hands in the air.
"A what?" Ella tilted her head, raising a finger to her chin.
"I think she’s saying to suck him off in the alley," Saskia intoned, lips twitching down just a tad.
Lupe broke out laughing.
"WHAT?! NO WAY! I’m a lesbian! I don’t want to touch a man’s- I don’t want to be near that! No way!""I’ll flirt a bit, if needed." “Oh,
dios mios, mami, you’re a trip, you know that?!” Lupe held her stomach.
Lisa put a determined look on her face, fists up, as she valiantly said,
”If she won’t do it, I will![ I’m not afraid of anything!”Lupe laughed even harder, wiping away a tear, “See, Mami?! She's got the right idea!”
"Lisa, you can’t! It’d- it’d kill you! You’re so small!" Ella wailed.
”If THAT kills me,” Lisa began.
”Then I go out with HONOR”“Dios mios, mami!” Lupe said in between laughter. “You ain't tryna
fuck; you tryna
FUCK!”
"No, Lisa, you can’t die again!" Ella shouted, practically pouncing on her and wrapping her arms around Lisa tight.
"I won’t let it happen!""It would be worth it to see the Hound’s reaction," Saskia said with a slight smile.
Lisa was silent, before she spoke.
”... You can’t stop me,” Lisa began.
”No one can.”Ella was also silent. Her arms around Lisa tightened until they were a strong cage.
"Just try getting away." ”Then maybe my babies can join us!?” Lisa deviously laughed as a swarm of spiders came from all the cracks and under whatever was out of sight and pooled at their feet.
"Your life is more important than my fears!" Ella shouted, squeezing her eyes shut and still holding onto Lisa.
"I won’t let you go no matter what!" "... bet we’ll get into without the sexual favours after all this," Saskia muttered to Lupe.
Without a word, Lisa upped the ante by having the spiders climb up both of their legs.
“I was just teasing, mami!” Lupe laughed. “I didn't think it’d end up like this!”
Ella’s whole face scrunched up, her lips pressed tightly together, but she didn’t move.
"C’mon, guys, break it up," Saskia said without much emotion.
The sharp sound of a shotgun racking cut through the air. Clementine was hanging out outside the door with a Mossberg aimed directly at them.
“When I said get out of
‘here’…” Clementine began, “... The parking lot was included in
‘here’.”
"AHHHH, I DONT WANT SHOT!" Ella shouted. She suddenly picked up Lisa, running towards Lupe's car. Lisa got a titgrab in.
"Let's gooooo."Saskia raised a hand to wave lazily at Clementine as they slowly followed Ella.
“Holy shit, mami! Let’s get the fuck out of here!” Lupe shouted as she opened the passenger side door before running around to the other side and hopping in. When everyone was inside the car, Lupe sped off and left. Once Lupe went on the interstate, she sighed in relief and said,
“.... Who wants to hit up the
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall?!” She grinned.