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4 days ago
Current Are the ants getting tariffed now too? I know there are a fuckton of penguins being tariffed. I’m curious as to how they are managing their import/export system seeing as they are penguins
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5 days ago
In high school I went go home covered in permanent marker doodles and could get it off before the next day so I’m sure you’ll be fine
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7 days ago
This is reminding me of the time a patient had me take off my glasses to look in my eyes and determined that I was pregnant
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7 days ago
However. I am a known overthinker and now that I write it out that does not sound like most people’s thought pathway
7 days ago
I wasn’t sure if your comment about what day it was was directed at me bc I mentioned the GB Advance, and if it was I assumed you were asking bc it sounded plausible, and that’s hella old

Bio

the writer

  • I was a theatre kid!
  • non fluent polyglot
  • paramedic
  • B horror film lover
  • Dogs are life.


the role player

  • I like most genres.
  • But I really love superheroes, apparently.
  • I'm big on character driven stories and all the twists and turns that come from that.
  • I tend towards darker, grittier stories, or lighter stories with liberal amounts of dark humour. There is little you can do to throw me off.
  • I enjoy writing explicit scenes, but they are not an essential ingredient. I'm here for the story first and foremost.
  • I will try my best to give you what I get in terms of post length.
  • I reuse my characters, settings, and plot points with different people sometimes. You are welcome to do the same.
  • In the words of a GM I admire, your spot at the table's secure. Whenever you're up to participating, grab your seat and jump in. (If I love the story we've been writing I don't care how long ago it was since you last posted- if you're ready to get back into it I'll be waiting!)
  • Check out my 1x1 interest check if you want to see what I'm specifically looking to role play right now. That being said, pitch away if you think I might like it.

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She wasn’t sure how to feel about the man’s apparent friendliness. He was not overly so, but people were usually coldly polite to her at best on first meeting. And charm was always an excellent cover for duplicity. She had no doubt he had used his to his advantage before. He was at least not entirely unintelligent, keeping watch on her following behind him. It was foolish enough that he had put himself in this position- not that she would have agreed to go ahead of him.

She stopped where directed. She was quite frankly impressed with his movements, especially given the lack of light. Most humans could not manage that level of grace even with light. When it came to killing, he would have not been entirely out of place in a Drow society. Burning alive was a special kind of torture, as was the threat of passing the goblin off to her. They were incredibly cowardly on their own, so to send a sole goblin to a Drow?

Zhengyi’s lair. Castle Perilous. Vaasa.

She locked the information away, but her brow furrowed as she stood there waiting. Had she heard something?

The growl told her she probably had.

Of course there was a bugbear.

“Experiments?” Interesting. While she was not really asking a question of the creature, her voice drew its attention. With a snarl, it ran at her; she let it, quickly springing out of the way just before it could contact her. She lifted a hand and gestured, and four glowing orbs blinked into view, merging into a blob that might be mistaken for a person. It only distracted the brute from her for a moment, but she only needed enough time to sprint behind him to the table with weapons. She was not normally one to wield hand axes, but they were the first things within her grasp.

She ducked down to avoid being struck in the head as the beast swung his weapon, scrambling away from the table so she had more open space to work with. It was like a dance, round and round in circles; he kept trying to hit her, both with his mace and with his empty hand, and she kept dodging just out of his reach. She looked altogether unconcerned, even when those nails came dangerously close. All she had to do was wait. The more frustrated he got, the more chance he would give her the right opening.

And there it was.

He had put a little too much force behind a swing, making him twist just so. She swung and the blade of one axe sliced through the back of his knee, forcing him to kneel as he howled in pain. She struck again with the same one ending up wedged in the back of his other thigh and he collapsed forward.

He scarcely had time to scream before she buried the second axe in the back of his neck.

“Just like home,” she said dryly.
Name: Charynrae Auvrymtor
Race: drow
Sex: female
Age: 115

Physical Description: Slim and athletic, with spindly limbs and fingers, she clocks in at an entire five feet. Like all drows and elves, she is deceptively strong for her size, but quite frail. Together with her movement, it's easy to forgive comparisons to a spider. She has obsidian skin and silver eyes, with matching silver hair usually kept up in some kind of intricate braid (though still simple enough for her to do herself).

She has exactly two scars, from a stab wound: a two inch line beneath her right collarbone, and its smaller sister on her back. The scar on her back has been turned into a spider for a phosphorescent spiderweb tattoo that sprawls across her upper back and shoulders.

While she has mastered a look of indifference and it's rare to see a smile, her feelings show on her face more than she might like. Anger is a particularly difficult one to conceal, particularly when starts moving into the territory of rage.

Attire: She wears a dark purple (almost black), fitted sleeveless tunic made with a deep v-neck and intricate embroidery, intended to emphasize the curves she does have; her leggings match. Along with that is a short, dark red skirt, with a slit up the side and embroidered hem, and ankle boots. Her clothing is made of spidersilk and lends itself to quiet movement. Over top, she wears a greater piwafwi. She has a web choker adorned with a jewelled spider (made with a blood-red ruby), though she tucks it away as often as she wears it. She wears armour made of carved deep rothé leather, dyed black, with matching vambraces.

Although she handles cold well, she is not entirely immune to it, and will throw on more substantial clothing if need. It is usually still horrifically immodest by human standards, and always in dark colours.

Abilities:
  • Agile: Her small frame lends itself well to quick movements.
  • Darkvision: She can see quite a distance in the dark. Despite her time aboveground, she still struggles in bright light (especially when bright colours are involved), although not as much as when she first left the Underdark.
  • Drow Fighting Styles: Though she has a preference for ust sreen (emphasizing hitting first), it is less useful for anything extended, so she is also well-versed in kyorlin plynn (fighting defensively to disarm an opponent and/or buy time) and jivvin golhyrr (fighting defensively to trip up and humiliate an opponent). She has fallen out of practice with the other styles, some of which she had only the most rudimentary of knowledge of anyways.
  • Fey Ancestry: She has an advantage against being charmed, and cannot be put to sleep by magic.
  • History: She mainly has knowledge of Drow history, but has been learning about surface history in her time out of the Underdark.
  • Perceptive: She has the razor sharp senses required for survival in Drow society, and the intelligence to interpret what she observes.
  • Poison Use: She is skilled in the use of a variety of poisons and their antidotes. Because of her time spent out of the Underdark, she has lost some tolerance to some poisons, but retains any natural resistance borne of being a Drow.
  • Religion: Primarily knowledgeable of Drow deities, although she knows bits and pieces of other faiths and their followers.
  • Weapons: She mainly uses a hand crossbow. Although she can wield daggers and rapiers, she tries to avoid close combat.


Languages: Drow (High and Low), Drow Sign Language, Deep Speech, Undercommon, Common

Spells: As a Drow, she can use dancing lights, darkness, and faerie fire. Born of a noble family, she can also has the spell-like abilities of detect magic, feather fall, and levitate at her disposal.

Although she claims she has renounced Lolth and now simply worships the Dark Seldarine as a whole, her magic is mostly the same as any other priestess of Lolth.

  • For domain spells, she can use Shield of Faith and Pass Without Trace. She can also utilize the Blessing of the Trickster and Invoke Duplicity.
  • For cantrips, she can use Guidance, Poison Spray, Resistance, Spare the Dying, and Thaumaturgy.
  • For 1st level spells, she can use Animal Friendship, Cure Wounds, Detect Poison and Disease, and Ray of Sickness.
  • For 2nd level spells, she can use Lesser Restoration, Protection From Poison, and Web.
He was being polite, so either he was polite, or he knew how to use politeness for manipulation. She kept her eyes on him, as always looking for what was underneath what was said and done. He did not seem particularly out of place here, and although there was no malice he certainly did not engender any trust in her. (Admittedly, no one engendered any trust in Char, and she imagined no one would be surprised to discover this. This was very much the way of the Drow, and it was a difficult thing to shake off.)

While he spoke her eyes wandered over him, though her only interest at the moment was in where and how she would have to strike to kill him quickly if need be. Just because he said he wouldn’t stab her didn’t mean he would keep his word on it, or that he wouldn’t stab her once their time together was done, and she wanted to have his internal organs mapped out ahead of time. “We have a deal,” she said once he had finally finished speaking. It was an easy choice; better to chance an escape with another prisoner than wait for the jailer.

“I had left Elmwood and was near the coast of the Moonsea, soon to reach the Elvenflow. But I was on foot,” she told him as he began the cumbersome task of sorting through keys to find that which would release her. She locked his look of concentration away as she searched for something else to say; she was used to silence, but humans were not, and long bouts of it left many of them particularly unnerved. Then again, he was on a hunt for the right key, so perhaps he did not notice.

When her arms finally dropped down to her sides, it was like she could finally breathe again. She took a step away of her own and promptly pulled at her hair, her face crinkling in a look of disgust. She wasn’t sure she wanted to know why her hair had been taken down and put back up, because this was certainly not how it had been set before waking up in this place. She began raking her fingers through, coaxing out knots and errant pins. Fortunately, her hair was not in a terrible state; nothing had happened to it in her time here beyond the goblin yanking on it while trying to get her to open her mouth. “Was there anything else interesting you found when you started your escape?”

She was, of course, listening carefully for anything that might be on the way to confront them, but at the moment, all sounded quiet beyond the room. Once she was satisfied with her hair in its unbound state, she quickly worked it into a braid that wrapped around her head like a crown. It was far simpler than what she would normally do, but anything more complicated would take more time she did not want to spare.

The squeak of that infernal goblin and his cart making its way through the corridor pulled the Drow out of her reverie, slowly opening her eyes and training them on the door. The goblin- she had heard his name, but saw no reason to commit it to memory- did not seem to like coming down here at all, but he especially hated having to come in here with her; shackled or not, he was rightfully terrified, and she delighted in making his work as frustrating and drawn out as she could. A small part of her regretted not having chosen to file her teeth, because it would have made forcing him to force whatever it was that passed for food into her mouth all the more entertaining.

Refusing to cooperate was as much as she was capable of at the moment. All her limbs were shackled, her feet resting on the floor but her arms pulled high over her head, just past what was comfortable. (She always found it interesting that surface dwellers so loathed the brutality of the Drow but were all too eager to carry out the same when the situation presented itself.) Curiously, her fingers were free to move, and she had not been stripped and gagged, and yet she could bring no magic forth; this was certainly no ordinary prison to entirely deny her any of her abilities with so little effort.

And so she had been waiting here, biding her time. Once she found out what she was being held for, she figured she could offer to make herself useful, find more suitable stock for whatever-it-was. Whether she actually would was another matter, but she could figure that out when the time came.

Although from the sounds of it, the time would not need to come. She heard the sound of a scuffle in the next room. The snap of bone. The keys shifting, releasing someone. Eating, drinking. Walking.

And now, walking towards her.

The figure loomed in the doorway. Charynrae surveyed him with silver eyes. He was a large human, which could be a problem, but he was also a man, which canceled out any concerns she might have had. He was an attractive one, at that. That could be useful.

A frown flitted across her face, disappearing as soon as it appeared. “I am no witch,” she said in response. “You have come here to propose something, I imagine. What is it you want?”
The Rundown

  • I’m typically what you would consider a casual to advanced RPer.
  • I can usually post a minimum once a day, but depending on the story, I’ve done multiple posts a day, or had months between posts.
  • Anxious about posting? Feeling flaky? Not sure if you want to continue? Talk to me! I have RP partners that I only hear from every six months, so don't worry about feeling sluggish.
  • I really love character driven stories.
  • I generally play female characters. If I have a male character, it’s typically as a secondary character.
  • I usually tend towards darker stories, but it depends on the characters and situations.
  • As an adult, I enjoy mature/18+ situations and themes if they come up. They are not the only thing I’m here to RP, so no worries if you don’t.
  • I am quite flexible in general, so if you have something that's vaguely similar to something I have in here, or you think based on what I have listed here I might like it, let me know!
  • PM me if you’re interested.
  • Most of my RPs end up being played in PMs, but I am down to use the forums or PMs, whatever your preference. Just let me know!


General Interests

  • action-adventure
  • dragons and riders
  • dystopian settings
  • fantasy (low or high fantasy)
  • horror- especially terrible B horror movies
  • the idea that gods could walk among us
  • sci-fi
  • space
  • special agents, elite officers, etc.
  • spies
  • superheroes
  • the supernatural (vampires, werewolves, witches, etc.)
  • zombies


Story Ideas
current interests




and the rest in alphabetical order












Systems/Settings

  • Deadlands
  • Deadlands: Reloaded
  • Don't Walk in the Winter Woods
  • Forgotten Realms
  • Numenera/The Strange
  • Savage Worlds


Fandoms
My preferred character in bold if applicable. Any current interests in italics.

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Dead Space
  • The Empyrean Series (Violet x Xayden)
  • Marvel
  • Resident Evil
  • The X-Files
Is there a limit to how long your messages can be?
If I want to send multiple candy canes, can I send one message with all of the recipients and their messages or does it need to be individual?
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Slight off topic but what is RPoL? I've heard of RPG, RPN, RPA, Iwaku, etc. but never RPoL.


It's another RPG site. It went live in 2000 and while it has a sizeable player base, it's never been one of the super well known sites at least from what I've seen. It was my first real RPG site after starting out on the Neopets forums!
Sir this is a Wendys.

I think there are plenty of people here who enjoy tabletop, we just do it on different sites like roll 20 or RPOL that are designed for that.


Omg I never thought I'd see RPoL mentioned

I second what a lot of other people are saying: Roleplayer Guild isn't the best site for most tabletop games. It's doable, but RPGuild isn't designed for the sheer amount of paperwork many tabletop games require.

I'm also picky about my tabletop games. I've been following the same GM around on this one site for the last decade or so because it can be very hit or miss, just like with any RP, but tabletop games I find require a lot more effort just to get started so I want a decently sure bet.
The Rundown

  • I run the gamut from "free" to "advanced". Normally I fall somewhere in the middle, but I tend to write shorter posts the more dialogue driven a particular story is.
  • I can usually post a minimum once a day, but depending on the story, I’ve done multiple posts a day, or had months between posts.
  • I love character driven stories and am fine with starting with just characters and a rough idea of where we're going; if you'd like to go more in depth please let me know.
  • I generally play female characters as my main, but I have no preference for what your character is.
  • I usually tend towards darker stories, but it depends on the characters and situations.
  • As an adult, I enjoy mature/18+ situations and themes if they come up. They are not the only thing I’m here to RP, so no worries if you don’t.
  • I am quite flexible in general, so if you have something that's vaguely similar to something I have in here, or you think based on what I have listed here I might like it, let me know!
  • PM me if you’re interested.
  • That being said- I am down to role play in the forums or through PMs, whatever your preference. Just let me know!


General Interests

  • action-adventure
  • dystopian settings
  • horror- especially terrible B horror movies
  • the idea that gods could walk among us
  • sci-fi
  • space
  • special agents, elite officers, etc.
  • spies
  • superheroes
  • the supernatural (vampires, werewolves, witches, etc.)
  • zombies


Story Ideas
current cravings

I want to play the strong-confident-woman-type opposite a complete alpha-male-(werewolf if you're into supernatural things, but I can settle). I'm seeing this as more light hearted than dark and gritty; I had a story started previously on another site where we were going for a sort of Men in Black investigative flavour, but I'm open to ideas. There are a couple of ideas below that might mesh well with this.
the latest and greatest





and the rest in alphabetical order







Systems/Settings

  • Deadlands
  • Deadlands: Reloaded
  • Don't Walk in the Winter Woods
  • Forgotten Realms
  • Numenera/The Strange
  • Savage Worlds (barely)


Fandoms

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • Dead Space
  • Marvel
  • Resident Evil
  • The X-Files
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