Charlotte, Lorenzo, Leo, Sjandehk, Iyen, Kira, Kalliope, and Morrigan
PART 4
Location: The Royal Curd
PART 4
Location: The Royal Curd
Lady Morrigan ordered Our Majestyâs Favorite Fondue, no doubt intending to share with the table. The Knight simply shook his head as the waiter looked to him expectantly. His strict diet left no room for such indulgences, and he gestured for the next person to order.
The Knightâs eyes flicked over to Lady Morrigan. Her hand still rested in Duke Vikenaâs grasp. With how uncomfortable he was, it was a wonder the duke hadnât yanked himself free already. Either the man was too polite for his own good or his spine was made of pudding. Additionally, Charlotte was also now staring at their joined hands.
Kalliope had grabbed the menu and immediately flipped to the desserts, not even caring to be bothered by anything else. Her eyes landed on one dish and she felt a smirk spread across her lips. âSo Chad, darling, tell meâŚhow seductive is the Seductress Delight? Is it worth ordering? Because, if so, I certainly want that.â
âHow seductive?â Chad grinned charmingly while bouncing his eyebrows. âEnough to take some back home, if you know what I mean.â He winked. âTrust me, you definitely want it⌠And we have an order of Our Majesty's FAVORITE FONDUE, and the tantalizing, creamy, chocolate drizzled, Seductress Delight.â
Curiosity and apprehension coloured Sjan-dehkâs expression as the waiter approached. Between his eerily wide smile, his overly-exuberant mannerisms, and his general appearance, Sjan-dehk thought about the possibility of Iyen being, once again right; that they had stumbled onto yet another cult. He carefully observed each person at the table. None of them seemed to find the waiter to be anything too out-of-the-ordinary, and so he decided that this was simply normal for this part of the world.
The menu made little sense to him â he understood the individual words, but not the sentences they were used to construct â and so he didnât bother with it. âI will follow her,â he said and pointed over to Kalliope. âWhatever she have, I will also.â
âAnd I share with him,â Iyen piped up and, in turn, pointed to Sjan-dehk.
âAre you going to pay half, or is this another one of those times when we share and I end up paying for it all?â Sjan-dehk asked drily, but didnât say anything to go against her words.
âRelax, Sjan-dehk,â Iyen said cheerily and patted him on the back. âYou know I always pay back my debts to you.â She glanced over at Kalliope again, and with a glimmer of mischief in her eyes and a playful grin on her lips, she added in a low voice, âOne way or another.â
âOoooooh sharing the Seductress Delight, I see. The passion of young love and cheese. A delectable fusion of exotic flavor for this table indeed.â Chad bounced his eyebrows once more as he was beginning to find the theme for this table. The wanted and the want to be wanted.
Kali snapped her menu shut, much louder than necessary, before setting it down and turning to Chad once more. If Iyen wanted to play, then she would play. âYou know what, Chad? Make an extra special and big one of the Seductress Delight and all three of us right here will share.â She gestured largely to herself, Sjan-dehk, and Iyen just to make sure Iyen understood what she was saying. Chad let out a wide-eyed gasp, taking a step back from the table after such a request. Kali's eyes fell back to Iyen as a wicked grin formed on her face. âI'll payâŚ.you can pay back the debt to me, Iyen.â
Chad inched half a step closer as if he'd understand the foreign language but was hardly noticed.
âIs that so?â Iyen made a show of looking Kalliope up and down. âCanât say I mindââ
âEnough,â Sjan-dehk cut her off mid-sentence. He didnât have the slightest clue as to what was going on between these two, and if he had to be honest, he didnât quite care. Iyenâs playfulness was crossing lines, and Kalliope wasnât helping by goading her on; that much he knew, and that much he was going to stop. First, he took Iyen firmly by the arm and carefully pushed her back onto her chair. âI donât know whatâs happening here, but I donât want this to go any further.â His tone, stern and officious, was the one he used as Captain.
All the while, Chad continued to close in on the three.
Iyen pressed her fingers to her lips and giggled. âAnd thereâs the Sjan-dehk I know.â Sjan-dehk shot her a glare and she raised her hands in mock surrender. âAlright, Captain. Since you asked so forcefully, Iâll stop for now.âShe leaned over the table to look at Kalliope. âSorry for that,â she said in a melodic, sing-song voice.
Sjan-dehk shook his head and turned to Kalliope. âShe can be a handful, but sheâs a good person at heart and a damn good fighter. Saved my life many times, she did, and I know itâs hard to believe, but sheâs done plenty more good than bad.â He picked up the menu and looked at it again. âIâll pay for whatever weâre having,âhe said. âAnd donât bother paying me back. Consider this me paying for some peace.â
âAye, aye, Captain.â Kalliope grumbled in response while abruptly turning away from the pair, turning her attention once more to the table.
Chad might as well have pulled up a chair as he was now crouched in the narrow space between Sjan-dehk and Iyen. Oddly, he wasn't looking at either of them and instead stared blankly through the space between them.
âThe food is on the houseâŚâ he whispered chillingly just before bouncing back up and hurriedly moving to Lorenzo's side. âAnd if it isn't Duke Lorrrrrrrrrenzo Vikena.â He rolled the Rs of Lorenzo's name. âAre you sharing Our Majesty's FAVORITE FONDUE with Lady Morrigan Danrose?â
âDanrose? Thee Morrigan Danrose?â Lorenzo's expression briefly went blank. When it returned he spoke once more. âUm, well, I guess I should make this meal count,â since it might be my last. Lorenzo looked down at his already closed menu, reconsidering his options.
âOne of everything.â Charlotte had been taking a sip of water as he spoke and nearly choked.
âEv-Everything? One of everything?â One of Chad's eyes twitched.
âHmm, that does seem selfish. Two of everything. Leo can have a pick of whatever he wants from my collection and everyone else can try the cheese items they didn't have a chance to order. Maybe take some home, like you offered to Miss Kalliope⌠Arden.â Lorenzo needed to write these new names down when he had the chance.
When the Knight saw Duke Vikenaâs expression change, he expected him to recoil from Lady Morriganâs touch in disgust. But he surprised him by doing no such thing. Even Lady Morrigan tilted her head slightly. Though if it was because she was surprised by his reaction or because she spotted something else behind that blank expression, he didnât know.
In any case, she stopped tracing little circles on the Dukeâs hand with her thumb and laid her other hand gently over his in a gesture that almost looked reassuring. As reassuring as getting a hug from one of those giant snakes that live in the jungle, the Knight imagined.
âCheese! Cheese! And more cheese for the Duke and his friends! Does Leo Smithwood agree? Agree to share in the cheese?â
âAgreed.â Leo shrugged and snapped his menu closed. Might as well try all the strange cheese dishes. He looked up at Chadder and was clearly taken aback for a moment by the overly eager, wide-eyed waiter who wore a smile with way too many teeth. âMake it a true cheese feast for the table.â
âWhy stop at two? Go for three, four!â Lady Morrigan said excitedly, âTake advantage of this while you can.â He just barely caught the, âI know I would.â Her gaze caught the Knightâs, and he quickly looked away, taking a long swig of water. Even after all these years, he couldnât quite pin down where his mistressâs true loyalties lay. Sometimes he suspected she had none at all - that she just wanted to sit back and watch the world burn.
Charlotte felt a giggle bubble up in her throat. The thought of publicly taking advantage of King Edin's funds brought her a certain delight. As she giggled, the water went down the wrong pipe, causing her to splutter slightly. She patted her chest, trying to regain her composure.
âCharlotte, my dear! Are you quite alright?â Lady Morrigan picked up her napkin and leaned across Duke Vikena, tilting the younger womanâs chin up. She gently dabbed at Lady Charlotteâs mouth with the cloth, wiping away the droplets that had escaped when she sputtered. All the while, Lorenzo felt obligated to hold Morrigan up to prevent her from falling into his lap.
âI think she's fine. Her mother said she would spit up often as a babe.â Lorenzo looked down at the woman, realizing he was becoming more and more compromised by his new friend.
âAww, thatâs so cute!â His mistress cooed, patting Lady Charlotteâs cheek before turning to the duke and giving him a smile of a very different variety.
What does that look mean?
Leo glanced at Morrigan, wondered if she was drunk, and asked âDo you think four of everything would even fit on the table?â
Lady Morrigan turned her head to Lord Leo as she sat back down in her seat. âGoodness gracious! With these portion sizes? Of course not.â Mentally, the Knight added Donât be absurd, in her voice.
Charlotteâs cheeks reddened, âOh-um⌠Thank you very much! Youâre too kind⌠The water went down the wrong pipe is all.â Her eyes traveled to Lorenzo thoughtfully, and then shifted back to Morrigan, âDo you think I could switch seats with you, Lorenzo? So that⌠Morrigan and I could have a little ladies chat.â
âHm? Well I don't see why not.â Lorenzo felt a slight wave of relief wash over him, but there was still an issue. Peering down at Morrigan, she was still in his grasp. âMorrigan, would you like to take my seat to speak with Charlotte. You're already most of the way here.â Poor Lorenzo⌠he wasn't helping himself.
At this point, the Knight found it hard to believe the duke wasnât doing this on purpose. With practiced coyness, Lady Morrigan batted her lashes, cheeks flushed as her gaze flitted between the man and his stepdaughter. âWhy, Lorenzo, such forwardness! ⌠How can a lady refuse such an invitation from a silverfox?â And with that, she settled fully onto Duke Vikenaâs lap, facing his stepdaughter. His body jolted still, as he simply sat there in utter shock from her progressive advances.
Taking Lady Charlotteâs hands, Lady Morrigan asked, âWhat was it you wanted to talk about, dear?â
The scene that just played out right in front of Kalliopeâs eyes had her staring in disbelief at Lorenzo and Morrigan. The Duke really was exceptional at inserting his foot into his mouth, wasnât he? âFor fucks sake, Morrigan, you really do like to make a scene, huh? You know as well as I do thatâs NOT what the Duke meant.â She lashed out at the woman while rolling her eyes. The woman truly had no shame.
âKalliope, manners!â Lady Morrigan gasped softly, before turning to the Vikenas âI am so sorry, sheâs still upset from finding out that the man she fancies is already in a relationship with a lovely lady.â She smiled and winked at Iyen.
Iyen caught the wink and responded with one of her own.
âA-As am I! Yes, I, Duke Lorenzo Vikena, am in a relationship with a lovely lady as well. Just like the fellow there, Mr. Sayjandak,â he announced. Sjan-dehk breathed out through his nose, a long and tired sigh. He didnât bother correcting the butchery of his name; he doubted the Duke would be able to get accustomed to the proper pronunciation, and he should get used to such occurrences, anyway. It wouldnât be the last, and surely wouldnât be the worst.
âIs that so?â Lady Morriganâs face fell and her voice came out small. âAnd⌠who might this lucky lady be?â Her reply stunned Lorenzo who was just looking for an out. Now he had to deliver⌠or perhaps not as Kira's voice carrying a distinct accent would begin its rounds at the table. Just what did this exotic and mysterious woman have in store?
Her gaze flickered back to Kalliope, Iyen and Sjan. âCaptain, youâre a wanted man. I had no idea you were so popular, I would have sat next to you in the church rather than face the royals. Although, the tigress here may not have enjoyed it. My apologies, Miss. Your name is lovely, by the way.â Kira turned to face the others.
Kalliope merely blinked at Kira, unamused. âThanks.â Was all she could find to say to the woman, frustrated by the compliment that was clearly meant to mask the previous teasing comment.
âIyen, me, we are only good friends.â The exasperation in Sjan-dehkâs words were palpable, and he didnât say it to Kira as much as he was saying it to everyone involved with this silly and inane conversation. A conversation that should have ended some time ago, he would add. There was no discernible reason for the strange woman sitting on the Dukeâs lap to revive it. Sjan-dehk had been perfectly happy sitting back and observing all that was going on, and there was certainly a lot for him to observe, and painfully little that he could actually understand.
He sighed and shook his head slightly before turning to face Kira. âApologies,â he mumbled, his tone sheepish. âDid notâI mean, should not be upset at you. Thank you for your words. They are most kind. But popular, no, I am not. Only unfortunate.â
âTwo beautiful ladies arguing over you, and you call that unfortunate?â Iyen teased, a playful grin on her face. She cast a quick, momentary glance over to Kalliope. âI think most men would love to be as unfortunate as you, Captain.â
âDonât you start,â Sjan-dehk warned.
âStart what, Captain?â Iyen rested her chin on the backs of her hands and looked at him with an expression that managed to be simultaneously impish and innocent. âIâm not starting a thing, not unlessâŚâ She leaned in a little closer, gazing at him with eyes half-lidded, and from behind long lashes. Her voice dropped to a husky whisper. âNot unless you, Captain, want me to.â
Sjan-dehk was unimpressed, and he picked up his hat and pushed it into Iyenâs face, covering it entirely with the circle of woven rattan. âEnough,â he said flatly. Iyen laughed, taking the hat with both hands as she leaned back. She placed it atop her head, adjusting it slightly before looking expectantly at Sjan-dehk. âLooks better on you than it does on me, I think.â
âReally?â Iyen ran a finger along the brim. She glanced over the table. âI donât think weâre giving them a great impression of the Commonwealth, are we?â
âNo, weâre not.â
Iyen giggled. âWell, Iâd hate to give Lady Adiyan trouble, so Iâll stop for now, butâŚâ She gave him a wink and continued in a melodic voice, âWe can continue this later. Might even have a surprise for you.â
âAs if thereâs any part of you that can still surprise me,â Sjan-dehk said with a dry chuckle. Then, he quickly turned to Kalliope before Iyen could reply. He tilted his head slightly to the Duke and the woman. âSo, is that normal for your people? Not that Iâm judging. Great to see uhâŚDisplays of affection between people, but Iâm getting that some of you donât likeâŚWhatever theyâre doing as much as I think you do.â
Kalliopeâs head was beginning to pound from everything going on around her and anger was now beginning to bubble forth rather than frustration as she attempted to ignore Iyen now. She could see the game the woman was attempting to play and, had she been in a better mood, perhaps she would have continued playing it as well, but instead she decided to try and focus on calming her emotions.
When Sjan-dehk addressed her, she whipped her head over to look at him, unintentionally glaring at him. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath before opening her mouth to speak. âSorry, everything happening is proving to be a bit much for me currently and Iâm trying to resist stabbing someone at this tableâŚâ She began, subconsciously wringing the back of the chair as if she were wringing someone's neck. âBut to answer your question, no. This is not normal behavior in the slightest. Morrigan is simply a bitch that likes to push people out of their comfort zones, likely to teach a lesson in this instance, and the DukeâŚ.well heâs a bit awkward and tries his best not to offend people, yet in doing so often makes things worse. Basically everything happening at this table is one major shit show.â She finished explaining with a sigh as she turned to face back forward and rest her forehead on top of her hands.