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Jaromir Zhu


The briefing was satisfactory enough. If nothing else, it confirmed that his new commander at least probably knew what he was doing. Not was ever certain until one stepped off the battlefield, but as it stood? Jaromir gave it decent enough odds that Makinen knew his shit. He didn't like the lack of information at hand about pirates of all things, but the commander had a point that they'd get better scans once they were in orbit.

The byplay between the younger guy and the Combine girl flared up again, and Jaromir managed to only restrain himself to a brief snort as they left the briefing room. That definitely wasn't going to create problems later. Not at all. Ordinarily, he'd say interpersonal issues were the boss's problem to solve, but he suddenly had his doubts that either of them would be able to keep that shit professional in the field.

”Look at her go. Add some fried chicken on top and she’ll outpace the ship.” The man next to Jaromir murmured to him, and he responded with a brief chortle.

"Better her than me. Much as I'd like a heavy, don't like the armament. Combine girl wants to be a walking stereotype, more power to her." With that said, he separated from the herd just as they all dispersed, perusing the available BattleMechs like everyone else. The Centurion would've been his second choice, but of course the one good one of the bunch was already taken. Past that...everything else was a series of tradeoffs. Most of the light mechs were pretty much out of the question for his tastes. Speed was no substitute for a few extra tons of armor, and the lights were by and large made of paper. The Urbanmech was just asking to die against other light mechs outside of an urban environment. The Panther was probably the most acceptable one out of the bunch, but he still had other options.

There really was only one choice for him among the mediums. It sure as shit wasn't the Hermes II-4K. That thing ran far too hot for his liking. A single extra heat sink wasn't going to offset shit when the mech's only armament was two large lasers. No, that left the Trebuchet-7K. He'd heard whispers of the Dracs making a direct fire variant of the old Trenchbucket, and honestly? He was alright with what he saw. Seven and a half tons of armor on a medium wasn't ideal, but the Hermes II only had as much too. A PPC and an autocannon, though? Oh, he was more than fine with that. Let the others rush into close range and draw fire. He'd snipe with precision from the rear and be perfectly happy with it.

Best of all, no one else seemed to be claiming the Treb. So with a hint of a grin on his lips, Jaromir strode up towards the cockpit, nodding at the tech working on it.

"Fancy the Trenchbucket, boss?" The MechTech nodded back.

"Depends." Jaromir looked over the Draconis Combine camo paintjob and insignia plastered all over it. "You get all the monitoring devices out of the obvious test run prototype the Dracs just so happened to leave behind?"

"Six and counting so far." The tech replied without missing a beat. "Want me to worry about that first, or the paintjob?"

"Eh, let the Dracs have a little fun. Just sand the insignia off. Their camo ain't bad, but I'm drawing the line at the dragon."

"You got it. Need anything else, ask for Jimmy."

With that out of the way, Jaromir slid into the cockpit, starting to familiarize himself with the layout. He'd largely piloted mediums and a heavy or two in the past, so acclimating to how it handled in the sims shouldn't be too hard. As much as he missed being behind the controls of a Warhammer, he'd work with what he had for the moment. It was time to get to work getting ready to get to work.
Renar Hagen


A shard of something out of myth and legend? Small wonder everyone here was taken by such surprise. Renar felt the same, but shook it off after but a moment, already calculating the angles behind this. Something like that was a priceless tool for destabilizing anything one cared to, but it was used on Fort Daelantine? Certainly, it had resulted in the slaughter of quite the number of Thaln's soldiery. But if one truly wished to strike a telling blow against the crown, would it not have been better to target the Iron Rose themselves? Or the royals themselves? If this was in preparation for an invasion, it would have been better to deploy the shard against a border fortress. No, some other motivation was at play here. A test of its capabilities, perhaps?

And then there were the mercenaries. Their employer knew. That was concerning in itself. He would have ruminated on this further, but the Iron Roses' latest addition proved herself to be a simpleton in short order. Renar stared incredulously at Amy following her outburst, suddenly reconsidering the amount of threat she posed to himself in comparison to her apparent level of intelligence.

"...The hostilities had ceased already." Renar said slowly to the half-breed, as if explaining to an idiot. "If you would care to stop and think next time before speaking, there's work to be done. In any case," He turned away, already dismissing her from his thoughts for the moment as he focused on his next target of conversation.

"Lady Alette." Renar inclined his helmet in her direction. "I fear I'm obliged to ask this of you, despite my doubts to your cooperation in this matter. By now, surely you realize that your employer needlessly gambled your lives in retrieving this shard? I recognize that you have your word as sellswords to maintain for steady work, but as I see it, you risk little at this point by revealing who exactly wants this artifact so badly. Even if you plan to take your own vengeance on them for this incident, sell them out to us and this will assuredly be easier on everyone involved that actually matters."

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Kayliss Lambert


"Tch!" Kayliss hissed in frustration as the doll's arm just wouldn't quit. The bladed arm impacted against her breastplate and left a gouge in the metal before she managed to twist away, batting the arm aside with her short sword as she did so. In that moment, the commander chose to interject, her magical blade doing wonders in wrecking the doll. For a moment, Kayliss let a surge of jealousy at seeing someone else have such a wondrous toy. Then reality kicked in. Such a blade would barely see its true function used in her hands.

"Acknowledged." The commander's call to finish the doll off was met with verbal confirmation on Kayliss's end. It was practically a sin for an assassin to openly speak in the field, but fighting with a mixed force was a far different reality from a Crownsblade's typical assignments. Adjustments had to be made.

As Urden aimed to smash through the doll's side, Kayliss surged forward from the other flank. Only blunt force trauma would do in shattering wood, and in the absence of a weapon suited for such, she only had one real option. Of course, Kayliss wouldn't have even considered this if the commander hadn't weakened its entire frame with a blow from Starshine. Her feet left the ground, and Kayliss whirled around in a spinning roundhouse kick, aiming to take the doll's head clean off with an application of her foot to its weakened neck joint.


Jaromir Zhu


Fucking hell. A Black Eagle? Jaromir resisted the urge to let out a disgusted sigh as he boarded the DropShip. The last outfit he was with wasn't exactly flush with cash, but it hadn't been this bad. Unfortunately, Rasalhague had the only outfit willing to provide a BattleMech on signup at the moment, so he hadn't exactly been flush with options. Best to just bite the bullet and get all this done with. He found the briefing room, took a seat in the middle of the pack, and patiently waited for their marching orders.

The briefing didn't do anything to help Jaromir's misgivings, but it could still have been worse. He didn't like that the CO was a Feddie, mostly for his own safety, but the commander didn't seem to discriminate too much. Yet. Though he was curious as to what the man meant by "real" battle, looking at him and the more middle-aged pilot as he did so. Something to ask in private later, if they had the chance. The briefing didn't sound bad, but Jaromir had heard better odds before, only to get bogged down in an absolute shitstorm. Like the mission that had fucked over his old company in the first place and had him running all the way back here.

It was then that a few of his new squadmates began to speak up. So far? He wasn't that impressed with what he saw. The noble-looking Combine girl spoke sense, only for some prick to start going on about proclivities and...ex-mistress? Alright, so the two had history together. Kept boytoy? Nah. Too much resentment in him for that. Jaromir found himself nodding along with the next man to speak, piping in himself after the fact.

"I'm with him." He jerked his thumb in Karel's direction. "Pirates don't get protections, and no one would give a shit about a bunch of two-bit raiders. Wipe them out and salvage what we can, I say. Locusts and Cicadas ain't worth much, but anything's better than nothing. Anyways, Commander, what've we got for combined arms support? Tanks? Aircraft? Nothing?" Any backup was superior to no backup, and having a few easy targets on the field would serve as good meatshields for the actual heavy-hitters. Though he doubted they'd be so lucky. At this rate, the entire mech complement available to them would be nothing but half-junked Urbies.
Renar Hagen


Well, now. The Golden Boars? This had just become far more interesting. The clarification on what exactly had happened here certainly didn't go amiss, of course. A cursed item, plus some other mystery? Wonderful. If it weren't for the fact that an entire fort had been wiped out, this would have been an assignment more suited for a band of hapless adventurer types to get themselves killed investigating. Still, some action was better than none at all. Hopefully, there would be more individual opportunities to raise one's star throughout this. For now, there was still the task at hand to attend to.

And wouldn't one know it, Dame Tyaethe seemed to know something about what was going on here. Sometimes, the goddesses managed to cut him a break. If it weren't for the need to show solidarity in front of the mercenaries, Renar would have already been needling her to cut her temper tantrum short and get to the point already. He'd still do so, of course. Just more politely.

"Well, well, well." Renar looked to Fionn and Gerard. "Congratulations, you two. It seems we'll finally fulfill your dreams of killing as many Golden Boars as possible one of these days. In the meantime..." His gaze shifted to Tyaethe in turn. "Dame Tyaethe. What can you tell us about this threat we're facing? Judging by your reaction, you have at least some idea of what's going on here."

@VitaVitaAR @Raineh Daze @HereComesTheSnow @VahkiDane @PigeonOfAstora @The Otter
Kayliss Lambert


This was getting more tiresome than it already was. And Kayliss regarded this entire situation as utterly so. The fact that the doll wasn't finished even with its primary armament disabled wasn't surprising, but still irritating. If Kayliss didn't have to actually face the damned thing herself, she'd say it was simply good design. But considering she was on the other end of it at the moment? Her temptation to hurl a blade at the Witch herself instead was growing by the second.

Fortunate that she only had to deal with one arm while Velvetica and Urden were dealing with the other two. Kayliss stepped back from the initial strike, bringing her short sword up to parry the next few. The commander's orders were sensible, yet vexing for her personally. Kayliss wasn't exactly equipped for outright destroying something, especially wood. In this scenario, her best chance to fulfill her orders was to create an opening for someone better suited to the situation to make use of. Such as the archer that had made such an impressive hole in the doll to begin with.

The bladed limb came in again, and Kayliss raised both her short sword and dagger to catch it between them this time. With a grunt of exertion, she twisted her blades, aiming to disarm the doll of its latest weapon. In that window, hopefully one of the others would spot the opportunity and take it.
Ranbu no Izayoi


Cleanup after the battle was brief. They collected Goug from his hiding place, Neve treated what wounds the party took, and they moved on several paces, not wanting to settle down to camp for the night amidst Blightbeast corpses. As a result, the party continued to ride for a few more paces, stopping to create another clearing when it was closer to sundown.

For all his pageantry, Lord Leonhardt certainly hadn't spared any expense when it came to supplying the teams. When the party finally had the chance to make camp, they found that everything the average traveling group would need had been accounted for. Tents, bedrolls, trail rations, skins of heavily watered alcohol, and more. Although it still rankled at her to take the generosity of what had been a mortal enemy to her just half a decade ago, Izayoi nonetheless made use of the supplies without complaint.

Once the tents were set up, Team Kirin found themselves sitting down over dinner outside. A fire was out of the question, considering the utterly flammable grass around them. Furthermore, there wasn't much to forage either. So they were settling for the rations that had been packed in the wagon. Smoked sausages, hard cheeses, dried fruits, honey, and biscuits of hard travel bread. All in all, while it was no substitute for a hot meal, Izayoi had certainly eaten worse on the road in her time.

She hungrily scarfed down her portion of the rations, utterly uncaring of manners now that they weren't in a formal setting. Afterwards, she glanced up, starting to speak even if some others were still eating.

"We've not sorted out the watch order yet. I will volunteer to take first watch. Do we intend on having three or four watches throughout the night?" She asked of the group as a whole, though her gaze turned to Galahad, given that he was the one in charge.






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