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Current I'm tired of learning shit
11 mos ago
I learn through suffering.
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3 yrs ago
Lamest apocalypse ever >:(
3 yrs ago
They’re all eating cake up on Capitol Hill
5 yrs ago
I really missed the Animal Crossing train, but I'm too poor to buy a Switch.

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Good afternoon everyone, thank you for coming to my TED Talk. Today we're going to discuss the proposed sequel to Spam, which I have tentatively titled Spam 2, which will be Pawnee, Indiana's first premiere, high-end, all-media entertainment conglomerate.

I'm talking TikTok, Instagram, Twitch, OnlyFans, Twitter, YouTube Red, Pornhub Live.

Thanks again for coming to my TED Talk.

Kind regards,
Foxes


That list of tags gave me violent nostalgia
I stress cleaned my entire house but I’m still depressed.
So what can I say

except,

YOU'RE WELCOME

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Thread cancelled. Thank you all for coming.

Well, go on then
My partner and I have done nothing but play Magic the Gathering for 7 days straight. Not that days matter anymore. I can't work because my job is closed until further notice (I'm a bartender). I'm halfway through reading GoT book 3. Maybe I'll take my longboard out later and roll around the neighborhood.
I’ve been cleaning house and playing Greedfall. Might start doing yoga, we’ll see.
So far today, I had two bowl movements. They both broke the water line. Do you enjoy that feeling of your gut right after a bowl movement, were your gut is so much changing because it lost shit?


I only have a bowel movement every 2 days or so, normally.
I’m an insomniac. I know my quality of life would be improved if I’d gone to bed four hours ago yet here I am, sabotaging myself.
@Ghostwritterna 33 posts in 18 days tsk tsk. Banned for bad maths.
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