"Alright, I think everyone needs to take a moment and calm the fuck down," Jub called out to the group while placing a hand on Brutrumukk's shoulder.
"That's easy fer you to say!" The
bugbear gnome exclaimed as he pulled his gaze away from his reflection and turned it towards Jub.
"I've been turned into a fuckin' gnome!""Brut, It's not that bad." Jub began before pausing as he rightly realized that was the wrong thing to say.
"Not that bad? Not that bad?" Brutrumukk said.
"I'm so fuckin' small! An' I feel so weak! An' I can't remember 'ow to sneak! Me swingin' arm won't swing as 'ard as it should! 'Ow the fuck do you think that this could be good?""There are far worse things you could have come back as... like a toad. Or a mushroom. Or a ant. Or a..." Jub said, pausing a moment to shake his head before continuing.
"Just take my word for it: this is not the worst outcome by far.""That don't mean I gotta like it!" Brutrumukk shot back.
"An' I don't like it! I fuckin' 'ate it! This is awful! I'd do anything to be a bugbear again!" As those last words left his mouth, a look of realization crossed Brutrumukk's face. Slowly, he turned his head to look back across the lake. Back towards Bavlorna's cottage.
"I'd do anything to be a bugbear again." Brutrumukk said with a determined tone of voice before looking over at
"The 'ag. She wanted things done for 'er before she'd make a deal. What were they?".