“.... AYYYYYYYYYYYYY RUN, MAMI!”
Lupe shouted as she ran through the opening she created.
Lisa was right behind her, flipping off whoever was behind her as she ran.
Who were they running from?
The police.
When Lisa convinced everyone to get naked, the pigs showed up to ruin the fun training session! They made some progress with their various spells, drunk spells,
"I'm too cute to be arrested!" Ella shouted.
"It could be fun," Saskia commented, at the back.
Lupe pointed at her car.
“Hurry up, mami! My car’s right there!” Lupe picked up speed. “They gainin’ on us!”
"Saskia, you're too slow!" Ella shouted, slowing down. She picked up Saskia and threw her over her shoulder before speeding up… and also picking up Lisa. Her legs turned rainbow as she sped up, shouting to Lupe, "open the doors! I'll throw them in!"
”WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Lisa shouted in joy before she flipped off the two cops chasing them with both hands. She looked over her shoulder and saw Lupe activate her Neon Dash to cover the last bit of distance. She came to a skidding stop at the car and opened the door.
“Mami!” Lupe gestured for them to come on. “I ain’t going back to prison! My bootyhole can’t take the abuse!”
"I don't want my bootyhole involved at all!" Ella shouted as she threw Saskia then Lisa through the back door. She then jumped in after them and pulled it closed. "Go, go!"
"Ow," Saskia intoned when they were used as a cushion for Lisa.
“Who you tellin’, mami!?” Lupe shouted as she slammed on the gas pedal, and the car skidded off. The cops could be seen in the rearview mirror - until Lupe took a hard left, and then they were gone. She let out a sigh of relief, before looking over her shoulder, “... That was crazy, wasn’t it?” She smiled, then it turned to horror.
“... AY WE FORGOT THE RUM!”
Lisa grabbed both sides of her head,
”... NOT THE BOOZE!”
“We gotta go back!” Lupe shouted, swerving left and banging out a U-turn.
”IS THE RUM MORE IMPORTANT THAN OUR BOOTIES?!" Ella screamed, slamming into the car door.
"This is exciting," Saskia said, before making a gun with her hand. "We can just kill them if we need to."
"THEN WE'LL BE IN JAIL FOR LONGER!"
“You give those cops a double mamada while I make off with the booze!” Lupe shouted, slapping her knee. “They won’t see it coming - and they’ll be coming alright!” Lupe blew Ella a kiss.
"NOOOOO, I'D RATHER KILL THEM!" Ella cried, covering her eyes. She then peaked through her fingers. "... Unless ones a woman."
"It's fine, Lisa and I will handle it," Saskia nodded. "But I might still kill them."
While killing people sounded fun, there was something on Lisa’s mind…
”... Why don't we just get another bottle?”
“Ay, mami, that’s right,” Lupe said as she banged out yet another u-turn, “But I think you three are ready for the big leagues!”
”... The big leagues?”
“The big leagues!” Lupe said, “... Gas!”
"Like, the gas we put in cars?!" Ella shouted.
”Yes she wants you to drink it, only you though,” Lisa deviously laughed, before she looked at Lupe confused, ”... But gas?!”
"Ooo, I'm down," Saskia said.
“You know, mami,” Lupe said before she gestured as if she was smoking a cigarette. “... Weed. The ganja. The devil’s lettuce!”
"OH! You're suggesting we get high! I've heard that's fine!" Ella grinned.
"From who?" Saskia tilted their head.
"There was this one anime that-"
"Forget I asked," Saskia rolled their eyes. "Let's do it."
“Alright, mami!” Lupe shouted as she sped off back towards her apartment…
… Then got pulled over.
The door to Lupe’s apartment flew open, and Lupe held the door open for the girls to come in.
“Sit down, sit down!” Lupe shouted as she walked towards her bedroom. “I’ll be riiiiiiiiight back!”
A few moments later, she walked in, rolling up a blunt with some rolling papers they picked up on the way here. She stuck the completed blunt in her mouth, pulled a lighter out of her pocket, and gently sucked in as she lit it. Then Lupe walked over to the three…
“Now, mami, don’t just suck it all like it’s a mamanda!” Lupe laughed. “Gently suck on it like it’s a straw for a few seconds, inhale it, and then pass it to the girl next to you - like this.”
She took a puff of it before handing it to Ella.
"Me first?" Ella's eyes widened, but she took it. "A magical girl never backs down!"
Then she put the blunt to her lips, doing just as Lupe suggested… face screwing up a little. When she pulled it out she coughed multiple times, eyes scrunching half closed, and she held it towards Saskia.
Saskia took it silently. She took a drag like an experienced smoker, with no coughing at the end, before holding it out to Lisa. Lisa grabbed it and, against Lupe’s instructions, and huffed it all and began loudly coughing as she put a fist to her mouth.
“Mami, you gotta take it slow!“ Lupe laughed as she took the blunt and took a puff of it. “Like this!”
She exhaled, and Lisa looked on in excitement. ”... Can I try again?!”
“Of course, mami,” Lupe laughed, handing it to Ella. “... When it’s your turn.”
”... Aw.”
"Yeah, my turn!" Ella grinned, taking another awkward smoke of it… and coughed again, but not as much as last time. "Oh, this is like a indirect kiss! If this was an anime we'd all be blushing, hehe."
"We've already direct kissed," Saskia rolled their eyes, taking the blunt, taking a long drag before holding it out to Lisa.
”We can do it again like you know…” Lisa laughed as she took the blunt and took a puff of it, trying to follow Lupe’s advice… but still breaking out into a coughing fit. ”Is this what getting high is like…? Yooooo…”
“You indirectly did something else, if you know what I mean, mami!” Lupe laughed, as she took a puff from the blunt and handed it back to Ella.
"No, I don't know?" Ella looked confused as she took another puff with minimal coughing. She was staring fixatedly at Lupe now, eyes narrowed.
"I'm not feeling it," Saskia commented, leaning in towards Ella for another much longer drag, handing it off to Lisa again. Lisa puffed, only to cough violently and hand it to Lupe.
“Ella, you do not want me to elaborate,” Lupe laughed as Lisa passed her the blunt. Her eyes were red as she continued the cycle. “It’ll change everything about our first party, mami. Eeeeeeeeeeverything! You might need therapy for it later!”
"But- but, now I’m just going to keep thinking about it!" Ella wailed. She momentarily stopped to smoke the blunt, finally not coughing at all. "I need to know. I might die if I don’t!"
"We already need therapy," Saskia intoned, frowning as they smoked, passing it on again. Lisa took a puff, violently coughing, before she passed it to Lupe. It was about half length at that point.
“So, um, I have a guy-friend - you know the deal, mami, I help him out, he helps me out…” Lupe laughed as she took a puff, but she held onto it. “Okay, okay, to make a long story short, before we met that night I…”
She dramatically paused.
The tension (and the sound of Lisa loudly coughing) filled the air.
“... Gave him a mamada.”
"NOOOOOO!"
Ella screamed, jumping up and holding her hands to her cheeks. Tears started streaming down her cheeks immediately. She turned and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door shut and locking it. Loud sobbing could be heard from inside.
“You kissed a stranger, mami!” Lupe shouted, “You have no clue what I be doing with my mouth!”
"She’ll get over it soon," Saskia shrugged, turning to Lupe. "What does it taste like?"
Lisa laughed her literal ass off. She fell over, grabbing her stomach, and rolled around. Lupe looked at Lisa, before smiling at Saskia, putting a hand on her hip.
“... Why don't you go find out, mami? I can like hit him up, you know!” Lupe laughed. “It's every man’s dream!”
"How attractive is he?" Saskia asked, tilting their head. "And how nice? I’m not really into nice guys."
“Mami, he’s hot, tall, sexy, tattoos! I can’t get enough of him,” Lupe began laughing. “And he knows I’ll kick his ass if he’s mean to ya’ll, so nice enough!”
Lisa stopped laughing, as she hopped to her feet! There was no way Saskia was going to swipe her card before her!
”... Oh! Can I help?!” Lisa said, before she laughed some more.
“Oh, mami,” Lupe laughed. “You two need to practice first. Ya’ll ain’t gonna embarrass me! Do I need to go grab a banana?!”
”A banana is boring," Saskia rolled their eyes, slumping back. They held a hand out in front of them as if to hold something before squeezing their hand into a fist. "No reaction. No pain."
Lupe laughed her ass off, almost falling out of her chair.
“... Maaaaaaaaaami!“ Lupe shouted, wiping away a tear. “You ain’t even swipe your card! Stop talkin’ tough!”
”Being a virgin doesn’t stop me from knowing what I like," Saskia replied bluntly. ”Since when is hurting someone else tough?"
“Okay, okay, one!” Lupe laughed, raising a finger. “... You should not be hurting someone when you’re giving them a beej.” She did a lewd gesture.
“And two, you don’t know what you like because you haven’t even tried it!”
"Well then," Saskia held up her hands. "I don’t think I want to give one at all. That sounds boring. What do I get out of it? Nothing. Unless… Can I tie whoever it is up?"
They then looked at Lisa, then back at Lupe. "I disagree that I don’t know. Just wait. I’ll prove it."
“You know fuckin’ what!?” Lupe shouted. “Imma phone papi up right now! Make you eat your words!”
”... That’s not the only thing we’re going to be eating!” Lisa laughed.
"Do it!" Saskia said, with uncharacteristic loudness. Even louder wailing could be heard from the bathroom. "I’ll show you that my love for pain is genuine."
“Oooooookay, mami!” Lupe laughed as she pulled out her phone and sent out a text… and Lisa shook with excitement as she patiently awaited the ding of a reply. After a few minutes, there was a ping, and Lupe deviously laughed. “Alright, he’ll be here in fifteen minutes! Though, I told him he’s getting two virgins, so he’ll probably get five tickets on the way here!”
She laughed.
Lisa was so excited! She was finally getting what she wanted, though she just kept laughing… until Lupe handed her the blunt.
“... We gotta finish the roach!”
After ten minutes, five minutes less than Lupe’s estimation, Lupe received a text and ran over to the door. She threw it open, and shouted, “Raul! Baby! How are you dooooooooooing?!” She said as she wrapped her arms around him.
Raul was a rough, burly, Hispanic man, that stood a few inches above Lupe. He wore jeans, a black t-shirt, and some sneakers. He didn’t smile, he just looked at the girls on the sofa.
“Oh, these are my homegirls! Lisa and Saskia! They talked aaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll this big tough talk!” Lupe deviously grinned.
”I didn’t!” Lisa laughed.
“So, go easy on them; they just wanna practice!” Lupe said.
He shrugged, before he walked over to the two…
"Alright, get it out," Saskia clapped their hands together, looking very intently at a certain area.
But before he could get any closer, or get anything out, the bathroom door creaked open. Ella stepped out, eyes slightly red but otherwise not looking like she’d been sobbing for over ten minutes.
"Ok I’m- WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?!" Ella went from talking to screaming the moment she saw Raul, eyes widening.
"Get away from them, you nasty male piece of shit!"
Ella screamed as she swung a foot at him - leg glowing rainbow even though she wasn’t in her magical outfit! Her foot slammed into the side of his head, and sent him careening into the hall.
“AHHHHHHHHHH! MAMI, WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Lupe screamed at the top of her lungs as she ran over to Raul and put her hands on him. He was wrapped in a wavy pink and purple aura as his wounds were healed.
”... ELLLLLLLLA!” Lisa shouted, pointing at Ella, ready to scream the worst swear imaginable. ”YOU COCKBLOCKER!”
This was inexcusable! He was a hunk! Lisa ran towards Ella with her hands out, as spiders came from underneath her dress. They covered her hands as she tried to shove them in Ella’s hair.
"BUT THERE WAS A STRANGE MAN COMING FOR YOU! WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!" Ella screamed. She turned and ran away from Lisa - jumping up and completely over the couch, before continuing to run around the room away from her. "HE COULD BE DANGEROUS!"
Saskia, still sitting on the couch, just watched… before bursting out in a fit of laughter. They fell to their side giggling, holding their stomach and seemingly unable to stop.
”...THAT’S THE BEST PART! THAT’S THE BEST PAAAAAAART!” Lisa screamed as Ella just didn't get it. The danger was the fun! The excitement! A strange man doing whatever they wanted to her! Though, this was a great time to practice Snare!
“... You could have fucking asked, mami!” Lupe screamed at Ella. “Used your big girl words! Look what you’ve done! I have to find someone else to dick me now!”
After Lupe got done screaming, Lisa used Snare to (weakly) bind Ella’s leg. Hopefully a distraction for her to put spiders in her hair!
"I PANICKED! HE'LL BE FINE!" Ella shouted, not looking all that apologetic at all. "I'll help heal him- AHHHHH, LISA, NOOO!"
”LISA YES!”
Distracted by Lupe, Ella hadn't even noticed the snare until she tried to move again - weak enough it didn't stop her running, but it did trip her up, causing her to fall into a heap on the floor. And Lisa hopped on top of her (hmmmyes) and laughed like a super villain.
”... HAHAHA IT’S SPIDER TIME!” Lisa shouted, before the spiders on her hands hopped off and began crawling into Ella’s hair. ”THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A COCKBLOCKER, ELLA! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!”
"NOT MY HAIR!!" Ella screamed, attempting to roll from side to side to get away from the spiders to no avail. In her panic she wrapped her arms around Lisa and flipped her so that Ella was on top (hmmmyes)... But the spiders were still in her hair. "GET THEM OFF!! GET THEM OFFFF!"
"Ooo, don't have fun without me!" Saskia giggled, rolling off the sofa and attempting to flop on top of them both.
They started wrestling, with Lisa putting as many spiders in Ella’s hair as possible. Lupe looked on in horror.
“... Can one of you help me heal my boo!?"