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Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

@Andreyich@Kalleth What roles are missing from your hairy hero team? Because right now they seem preeeetty easy to vanquish. Uh, unless they're like the bestest buddies ever or something like that. :P

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

@Andreyich
Don't tell Kita, but the katana she's using is actually a feathered cat toy.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

Name: Kita Silvertris Catus
Nickname: Kit
Alias: Furball
Title: The Lost Catgirl
CB Handle: K.G.Fury
Slurs your frenemies call you: That damn catgirl, You silly, Sigh.
Pet name from your SO, if you're fortunate enough to have one because I haven't kidnapped them yet: Kita has no SO.

Species: Cat
Race/ethnicity: Felinian
Gender: Female
Alignment (good or evil; neutral = dead, so dont put that): Evil
Occupation (that means what you do for money, not what rank you hold): Puzzle Room Designer. Air Duct Technician.
Weapon: A classic wooden crossbow.

Smart Bio (it might benefit you not to include every detail of your life...):
Kita got fed up with the Heroes as they kept on using her kind for target practice and gaining experience. So she joined the bad guys. The enemy of an enemy is a friend, right? Kita had to find out what the Evil Overlord’s operations were like, namely by trying to get in through a ventilation duct as a cat.

She got stuck. All her meowing and wailing in the ducts lead to some in the army thinking the headquarters were haunted. She was eventually fished out. That was when she proposed an idea. Whilst a cat can't get through, what about a rat or trained spy roaches? See, this is where this catgirl created Extermi-Duct 3000… lasers, electrified walls, sensors, whippy blades, sugar traps - they now line the ducts, killing anything and everything. Kita is now looking into designing traps and puzzle rooms so that heroes can be caught. Their fate is up to the Evil Overlord.

Powers (put anything. I dare you. Seriously.):
* Telekinesis for creating puzzle rooms.
* Night vision
* Enhanced hearing (Yes, she heard your whisper-fart during the meeting)
* Transformation (Changes into a housecat)
* Can talk to other cat species, be they humanoid or not

Appearance (Realistic pic preferred. No anime. Not trying to be funny here.):

Humanoid

Housecat

Other:
Please do not pull her tail.
She comes from the RPG universe.
I need to find armour for her.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

@Infamous Empath Thanks! I've added her profile. Is there a need to give her weapons? I can probably give her a crossbow or katana. Or maybe a tiny army of fleas. :D

@Kalleth With abstract thinking I realised we've just formed a party and now the good guys essentially joined the Evil group. :P

@Andreyich Why, thank you! :) I was worried about Kita at first.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

Name: Kita Silvertris Catus
Nickname: Kit
Alias: Furball
Title: The Lost Catgirl
CB Handle: K.G.Fury
Slurs your frenemies call you: That damn catgirl, You silly, Sigh.
Pet name from your SO, if you're fortunate enough to have one because I haven't kidnapped them yet: Kita has no SO.

Species: Cat
Race/ethnicity: Felinian
Gender: Female
Alignment (good or evil; neutral = dead, so dont put that): Evil
Occupation (that means what you do for money, not what rank you hold): Puzzle Room Designer. Air Duct Technician.

Smart Bio (it might benefit you not to include every detail of your life...):
Kita got fed up with the Heroes as they kept on using her kind for target practice and gaining experience. So she joined the bad guys. The enemy of an enemy is a friend, right? Kita had to find out what the Evil Overlord’s operations were like, namely by trying to get in through a ventilation duct as a cat.

She got stuck. All her meowing and wailing in the ducts lead to some in the army thinking the headquarters were haunted. She was eventually fished out. That was when she proposed an idea. Whilst a cat can't get through, what about a rat or trained spy roaches? See, this is where this catgirl created Extermi-Duct 3000… lasers, electrified walls, sensors, whippy blades, sugar traps - they now line the ducts, killing anything and everything. Kita is now looking into designing traps and puzzle rooms so that heroes can be caught. Their fate is up to the Evil Overlord.

Powers (put anything. I dare you. Seriously.):
* Telekinesis for creating puzzle rooms.
* Night vision
* Enhanced hearing (Yes, she heard your whisper-fart during the meeting)
* Transformation (Changes into a housecat)
* Can talk to other cat species, be they humanoid or not

Appearance (Realistic pic preferred. No anime. Not trying to be funny here.):

Humanoid

Housecat

Other:
Please do not pull her tail.
She comes from the RPG universe.
I need to find armour for her.

Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart)

I'm on mobile and so will have to post a formal profile later, but for now i have an idea for my character to be a catgirl on the side of Evil (Rule #2 - Airducts, has meaning to her).

If a filler character is needed and no one calls dibs, I can play as a male with his existence based around Rule #36 - Cell Block. Or I can be a young hero as my second character - I'm pretty flexible.

Is there an expected post frequency?

The all-inclusive, not-uptight parody meta/multiverse "If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord" RP

Interested! It's been a while since I've joined group RPs, so if this is enough to bring me out of the woodworks, it's gotta be something awesome! :)

I have a catgirl in mind - are they allowed? She's going to be working under your Evil Overlord. She's a naive, a ditz and maybe a little anxious plus paranoid. There's a good reason why she's joining the villains and I can delve into that more once the OOC's up. My catgirl comes with a nice backstory and a free packet of confetti.

In the meantime, she'll be a violator of Rule #2: "My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through". She did just that in her first stint as a villain many years back.

Would you be looking for additional characters? By the way, thanks for the list! <3

RPGN 5.2.2017

I like the vibe of this RPGN issue! Makes the stuff fun to read. :)

Mahz's Dev Journal

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I'm in the Netherlands, so my hours are roughly 6-10 hours from USA. Issues came up later in the afternoon but, really, it shouldn't be a matter of time since servers are online day and night.

@Buddha

I noticed that when the US wakes up, that's when a lot of my game connections go down. My only guess is that my Firefox handles the error differently on my machine.

Mahz's Dev Journal

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Has it been the host that causes these 502's? They're very frequent for me personally (like, every time I click a subforum, PM's tab, profile tab) where as others report having it once in a while. Maybe some ISP's have more trouble communicating with our current host than others. I'm not that savvy with this stuff so perhaps this is a stupid thing to ask. But I've not had any real problems with 502's before yesterday so I wonder how big the problem was, since it seemed to be serverside, but temporary.

@Buddha

Could it be a region or bandwidth issue? I haven't seen the Bad Gateway message for the past month. I'm located in Australia. My online hours are the inverse of the US.