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1 yr ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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@Lucius Cypher

Well... the grenades didn't actually level anything, that was the bandit-guy pulling a Voltorb with his death. o_o;

Still, to answer the original question, Vesta got there quick enough, so it can't be that far. Pretty sure Malakaus being both a) Crazy badass and b) A local knight who actually knows his way around town could get there proper quick if he wanted. >_>

Edit: Wait, just checked again, it really was just the one house. Miiiight've jumped the gun on that one. *insert nervous laughter here*
Had a long week. Workin' on a post, it's just coming somewhat slowly.

@Lucius Cypher

To be fair, the first two blasts came from flash and frag grenades, so Duncan, who spent six years at war and the entirety of his teenage years training as a commando wouldn't exactly have to be standing close by to pick that noise out from the background, and I tried to subtly infer that he got there quicker than most would be able to due to the freakish strength of his legs.

That last explosion leveled a few houses, though. So everyone in or around the tavern should've heard that one and seen a helluva smoke plume. <_<

@liferusher

Would, but I'm at work. Foreman'd have me by the dangly bits. <_<
@Spriggs27

In summary, your group seems headed for the tavern, Duncan is tending to Addison and Hamaguchi, who've been thoroughly baconated and Mithril is racing towards the castle to presumably ruin Maria and her knights' collective evening.

You know, the usual Tuesday.
@Lunarlors34

Or, y'know, just have Duncan carry the two burn victims.

Because ridiculous strength and all that. <_<
@Lunarlors34

Hey, if you want to send Vesta over to the 'Keep-Addy-From-Dying-And-Heal-The-Kitty' party then the more the merrier. XD

...In fact, please do that, Duncan knows more about keeping someone alive than the average Joe, but that's still only a fraction of Addison's knowledge, so he may be a tad out of his league. <_<
@Skepic@liferusher

Post's up. Duncan's there doing what he can, though whether that leads to a happy ending or barely contained manly tears remains to be seen.

Also my boss sent me a text saying I'm off nights. At midnight. And I didn't read it until now, so now I've got two hours to turbo-nap and then go to work on the fucking railway. Joy. XD
@liferusher@Skepic@Seirei No Hai@dabombjk@Spriggs27@FamishedPants@lunarlors34@Lucius Cypher@Noodles@Forett

For a brief moment, one of the men standing with the silver-haired, one-woman road construction crew down the street locked eyes with him, his expression mirroring almost exactly what was going through Duncan's head at that moment:

'WHAT?!'

Still, even from this distance, Duncan could see at least some degree of recognition from the man's face, probably for the uniform. Which, logically, meant he was someone he could probably extract a 'Where the fuck? How the fuck? Why the fuck?' from. So, shaking off his initial surprise at his sudden change of circumstance and adjusting his brimmed hat, he began making his way toward the group surrounding the apparent sorceress and the improbably large knight-

FLASH

BANG

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

-And then abruptly stopped, head turning slightly in the direction he'd heard that from.

He knew that noise...

BOOM

...That one, too.

Like a machine coming online, the old mechanisms the army had left behind in Duncan's psyche began to start up again after two years of disuse, his posture becoming slightly more rigid, his expression becoming harder and his eyes becoming cold. Calmly unholstering his revolver, his eyes snapped back to the man he'd seen before, noticing him wave him over and replying the only way he really could at that moment; The universally-understood, exasperated shrug of 'Sorry, gotta deal with this.' before turning and booking it in the direction someone was having just way too much fun in, only slightly aware of just how fast his powerful legs were carrying him as weaved his way through crowds of people screaming running the opposite way and even less so once he heard the familiar report of an old Colt 1911.

He would've found it a little amusing how quickly his training took over and made his confusion about where he was how he got there completely irrelevant in the face of doing his job, if only... y'know, shit wasn't blowing up.

Duncan stopped abruptly and took cover around what could only be the final corner he had to take, if the massive explosion that kicked up a whole hell of a lot of dust, nearly knocked off his hat and leveled a few houses was any indication. Exhaling and shaking his head slightly, more irritated by the delay than anything, he readied his weapon and poked his head around the corner... finding it empty, save for a few scattered bits of people, rubble and a seared lump of MultiCam lying in the middle of the road, which a small catgirl crawled out from underneath of and then tried to revive. Which must've been as painful to do as it was for him to watch with those burns on her arms.

"Shit." Came his automatic growl as he holstered his weapon and made his way over to the now-panicking catgirl and wounded warrior.

"Shit." it came again, louder this time, once he got closer and saw the shoulder-patch, realizing he might actually know whoever was lying on the ground here.

There were, however, no words out of his throat once he was standing over them, and saw their or rather her face, which had been turned away from him.

'Doc Winters...?' Came the solitary, thundering thought through his head.

Almost immediately Duncan was on his knees, emptying Addison's first-aid pouch so that everything he'd need would be in plain view, and quickly administered a red-labeled needle, as he'd been trained by seeing her do it countless times before (occasionally on him) before pulling out her scissors and starting to cut away at her uniform so he could get to work on the wounds beneath and stop the still-cooking material from hurting her further.

"I can keep her alive, for now." He addressed the panicked catgirl for the first time "But we need to get her and you to an actual doctor. Fast."

His eyes flicked up momentarily to said catgirl, who was quite reasonably, probably in shock.

"Hey." He spoke calmly, yet firmly as his gloved hand rose and gently cupped her cheek, making sure he had her undivided attention "Did you get that?"
@ZekariVoblis

I'm actually rather fond of Ease's reaction to Duncan being there. The mental image of their combined 'WHAT!?' faces are fuckin' magical.
@Skepic

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