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1 yr ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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@FamishedPants Zin, despite the fact she can't read, write, or do basic math. She's been taught by dragons how to use fire and use it from within, she learned this as a child among dragons and still believes she's one today.


...Does that mean she kidnaps princesses too?

I mean, every dragon worth it's scales has at least tried that shit at some point.
@ZekariVoblis

This has the makings of a buddy-cop movie, I swear...
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And Ease just sitting there with a 5 o clock shadow filled with alcohol and blond hair with more knots than a boat.


ANTI-BISHOUNEN UNITED.

>All these characters with their beautiful faces and soft, magnificent locks of hair.
>Duncan just sittin' there with his bald-ass head, scars and muscles growing more and more irate by the second.

This image pleases me.
@Spriggs27
Well, upside is my night suddenly got less boring.

Downside, it's because there's a broken rail and I now hate my life.
@FamishedPants
Eh, can't complain. On night shift starting tonight, though, so that's a thing.

They also made me shave my glorious ginger beard for some dumb respirator course I already had, so I've now got this whole baby-face thing going on.
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Uh...Why are me and Lurksalot tagged? We aren't anywhere near Vesta's manor.


>Implying I am not everywhere at once, like some kinda deranged Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

Edit: On another note, I just paid fifty bucks on steam for a game that never stops loading. Apparently being omnipresent doesn't preclude me from being omnistupid.
@ZekariVoblis
I'd assume Avery'd be too busy trying to dislodge Vesta's foot from his own ass to remember us tavern-goers. <_<
@Bishop
The sword which Mithril owns? I think Maria had it last didn't she?


Nah, Mithril took it back and made Aleph into a kebob pretty quick after that.
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