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5 mos ago
Current i hear dies irae bells ringing in my ossicles every time i claw from the dirt and peer wistfully through the rpg tomb doors thinking, "one last job..." another bony finger of the monkey's paw curls up
3 yrs ago
i can't believe it's already christmas today
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4 yrs ago
*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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4 yrs ago
Imagine having an opinion on rpg dot com
4 yrs ago
Let’s play a game where you try to sext me and I call the police
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: February 1, 2025]


I'm too old for this shit and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I earned a 4-year English degree, work as an English and writing tutor at a local college, a communications copywriter for a non-profit, and I'm a development editor at an academic publishing company. That means I word good.

I like literature and poetry. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite moments have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy. Sometimes though that door swings the other way and I lean into the whimsy while sneaking in moments of vulnerability.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind. Unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. Sometimes that gets in the way, like in the case of blacksmith character I wanted to make but felt compelled to study up on blacksmithing first (don't fall into that trap, no one really gives a shit).

It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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@Mr Allen J You clearly haven't met kids where I live. I've both been in and helped teach an MMA class, kids much younger than me were actually very good fighters. Once again, by 'street fighting' I don't mean super badass Street Fighter ninjutsu shit, I basically mean self taught fighting. While, I think it is fair she would have a harder time fighting those older than her, it's not at all impossible nor too far fetched given her personality. I never said she'd be able to beat the shit out of someone older and more experienced, just that she'd willingly accept a challenge and actually stand a chance.


I took karate. Both my brother and I did. We were even good at it, could spar against black belts in our class. Hell, we also grew up in a ghetto. When a gang of 5 or so kids at least 4 years older than us started bugging us, none of the training in the world would have prepared us for the terror and pressure of being chased through downtown and through the parks. Even with karate under our belts, that didn't give my brother the bravery to stand up to older teenagers who pushed him to the ground and repeatedly kicked him in the ribs. That didn't stop me from crying as I ran into the store just outside the playground to grab my mom and tell her everything that happened in a blind panic.

An eleven year old doing the sort of crap you claim is bullshit. You haven't seemed to live in this situation. Don't argue with Allen. Change it.





I agree, Allen is bad. :^)

Brief bio and a missing section? My boy is scrubbing it up already.
The first paragraph of the appearance is utterly superfluous. I don't see a reason for it to be there other than to digress and show off your vocabulary. It's more of a personality trait anyways.
I usually make my sheets more in depth but Allen is a casual scrub that struggles with more than two paragraphs at a time.
ON THE INTERNET

GLHF

btw have a hint, everyone.

Theme for one of my three characters.
DAMN IT MAXX.

WE WERE HAVING A FUN TIME.
It was a misunderstanding, that was all. No big deal.

I'm working on my characters, give me some space to splash the pool.
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