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5 mos ago
Current i hear dies irae bells ringing in my ossicles every time i claw from the dirt and peer wistfully through the rpg tomb doors thinking, "one last job..." another bony finger of the monkey's paw curls up
3 yrs ago
i can't believe it's already christmas today
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4 yrs ago
*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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4 yrs ago
Imagine having an opinion on rpg dot com
4 yrs ago
Let’s play a game where you try to sext me and I call the police
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: February 1, 2025]


I'm too old for this shit and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I earned a 4-year English degree, work as an English and writing tutor at a local college, a communications copywriter for a non-profit, and I'm a development editor at an academic publishing company. That means I word good.

I like literature and poetry. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite moments have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy. Sometimes though that door swings the other way and I lean into the whimsy while sneaking in moments of vulnerability.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind. Unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. Sometimes that gets in the way, like in the case of blacksmith character I wanted to make but felt compelled to study up on blacksmithing first (don't fall into that trap, no one really gives a shit).

It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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I had just gone through and read the rest of the sheets. Wow. @Luminosity, I didn't realize how similar our characters' history is (I think it's neat that they've taken different approaches, speaks of the differences in their personalities). Though in war, I suppose it would make sense that revenge and slain families is commonplace, but it's still fairly close. Does this bother you at all?
Usually, I find there's an abundance of beast race submissions to my games. This is the first time there's been a metric shitload of humans. Shaft! CONFIRM THIS FOR ME.


Well, assuming everyone is accepted - there may need some reworks to go around, but regardless, if we're all in we would have (including the GMs): 3 Bretons, 2 Imperials, 1 Nord, 1 Redguard, 1 Dunmer, 1 Argonian, and someone said they were making an Altmer.

Considering how we're in High Rock, in Empire territory (or ally territory, whatever), the demographic seems to suit, even if missing an orc.
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I am a super mean person. The meanest, even.

People love me for it, for some reason.


It makes it even worse with Cell licking at us like that. It's like rubbing salt in a wound. Taunting us.
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Don't fret about what others are doing, if you have an idea for a character, feel free to write it up! I'd rather people make characters they want to play rather than trying to fit an arbitrary role; it's a lot easier to feel invested in an idea if you weren't forced to do something that wasn't your idea choice.

Plus, depending how many sheets we get submitted, some are going to be regrettably turned down and likely put into a roster to call upon if people drop out. It's entirely possible one, both, or neither of the merchant characters will make the initial selection.

I don't want to sound doom and gloom or imply that you're wasting your time, because even people I know and played before are going into this with a clean slate without preferential treatment or prejudice. Best thing anyone can do is make sure the quality's top notch, and even if people don't make the initial selection, I will contact them (if they choose) as soon as a slot opens up.

My last RP, which is still ongoing, had a problem where I wanted to see how manageable it would be to accept everyone's sheets, which were all pretty darn good, and ended up having to try to manage the clusterfuck of 16 characters. I'd rather avoid that again, because these games do not lend themselves well to huge numbers of characters. >_>


Oh, it's not that bad. True, it would be neat to work on the idea that I had, that was a character I had already made before and I wanted to elaborate on even further, but this also gives me an opportunity to exercise another idea I had. I don't know if this kid will work or "click" with me, but I would definitely like to give it a shot.
I was initially going to make an underworld merchant type, but the computer crashed and I had to go to work. When I came home, someone already made a merchant character.

Sad face.
Petition to blow up the sun.
@LeidenschaftMy guy might not be a criminal, but he's not someone who respects any kind of class. He's got an intelligent mind, but he's a beast on the hunt and doesn't mind getting his hands bloody


That sounds a little bit like a criminal, but I guess we'll wait and see. You do you.
Honestly, the only one I can do anything with Allen.
No suitable pictures, sorry. Also kind of rushed it a bit, because I don't have a lot of available time this week. If you want to talk about the character and where we want to go with it, I'd love to work with you. I understand that this character sub-plot might get complicated.



I promise I'm not an edgelord lmao
Will you intend on there being a sort of tabletop-esque style of stat-keeping to maintain a fair balance? Like the Oblivion type of stats and skills, as it also helps to illustrate what our individual characters are capable of.
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