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Webb and Glade are in Collabs so this is just Harriet post!
The Blue Feathered Reverers

Harriet’s Orphanage, Hamlet

Harriet breathed out slowly and closed her eyes for a moment, before she looked over towards Von and Dale.
”Please take these ones off to get their weapons and pins, boys.” She said before she looked towards the Teens and gave a small smile. ”The boys will take care of you now. I… Need to calm down before I get too angry.”

She gave a wave to the boys as the burly men led them off to the room where they kept employment papers, the little feather pins, and at least starter weapons for the boys.
Harriet knew that Von and Dale would be able to get them all sorted out, for now she needed to just… Get air.

She moved up the stairs to the top of the building, stepping out onto the ceiling as she fanned her wings slightly, closing her eyes for a moment as she breathed out. Moving to grab a cigarette box - A gorgeous little metal box with a claw not too dissimilar to Harriets, on it.

Harriet made sure to be away from Calem when she smoked, she didn’t want her little boy to see her do such a ‘horrible’ act. Especially since Harriet didn’t smoke tobacco.
Thank the stars for Nyk… She thought to herself as she lit the smoke and breathed in. The strain of weed that her friend worked on worked quickly, calming her nerves as she breathed out a long sigh before she closed her eyes and enjoyed the quiet, cold day.


Hamlet, Harriets’ Base of Operations



Von and Dale had told her the teens were cooperative and said they’d go to the training sessions that they booked up. Harriet smiled from the dining table as she watched Calem happily chew on his toast with strawberry jam.

Harriets’ phone buzzed, she looked down at it quietly before she stood and excused herself from the table, shooting Von a knowing look before she exited outside.
She was outside alone for less than 5 minutes before the flash motorbike pulled up beside the house and a figure hopped off and took off their helmet.

Harriet moved to hug the male with a gentle sigh.
“Good morning boss.” Emu said with a small smile, pulling away from Harriet as she looked down to him with a caring, loving look. “How’s my boy?”
“Hungry as always.” Harriet laughed, “He’s eaten about 6 pieces of toast this morning. Hopefully he won’t be sick from it, but you know how he is.”

Emu gave a laugh, “He takes after you in appetite.” He said with a sigh before he moved to grab a package from his pocket and offered it over to Harriet, who took it gently with a hand. “Nyk says he wants to see you, Apparently there’s been movement from unknown people in Hamlet; Haast says its’ not worrying since she can knock someone out cold if they try to get to Nykky but, I know you want to know.”

Harriets’ eyes narrowed slightly, she furrowed her brow slightly before she nodded hesitantly.
Emu watched her for a moment, “Harry, what’s going on.” He asked with a tilt of his head.
“Detectives.” Harriet said with a sneer, showing her sharpened teeth, “That Kingsley fellow wants to take me down for my ‘crimes’.” She continued, Emu hesitated before he nodded at her words.
“I’ll let Haast and Nyk know, up the locks on the grow house.” Emu said with a sigh, before he moved to grab Harriets’ free hand. “Just… Just be careful. We can take Calem if you need him somewhere safe.”

Harriet gave a weak smile to her friend before she bowed her head once. “Thank you.” She said gently, “I know I can count on you and Haast.”

Hamlet’s Growhouse/Weed Lab


“Please stop leaning against the tables!” A smaller male whined towards the taller, bulkier female. “You’re going to knock things over and if we lose any more product I’m going to lose my shit!”

Haast rolled her eyes and pulled away from the table - filled with modified plants - and gave a grumble.
“You don’t have anywhere else to sit.” Haast replied, Nyk waved his hand towards the myriad of chairs in the room as he focused on his microscope. “You know they’re all too small for me.”

”Then bring your own!” Nyk said, pulling away from the microscope and staring down the taller woman. “Haast, you know I love you. Just, stop messing with my things; please.”
Yankee and I have the second part of our collab just starting!

Keeping everyone in the loop w/ horrible assignment.
91/100, I hate that my anger allowed for good grade xD
Briefing Room, Ghost Corps


Wren watched the child carefully, before his attention was drawn to Le Frey and Val started to talk. He stayed to himself quietly as he crossed his eyes and closed his eyes for a moment, breathing out a small sigh.

We’re going back to Elm then. Wren spoke mentally to Ferz, who gave a soft grumble in response.
Straight to the King himself, yes. The Wendigo Wild replied, there was unease in his voice that he only let Wren to hear.

The guards moved to take the kid down to the interrogation room, May the stars be kind to him. Wren thought to himself before he looked over to the General as he spoke to the group.
Right, the Convoy. This will be… fun to say the least.
Wren didn’t notice as Mimi moved to follow the General out of the room as well as he moved back to close his eyes, continuing to talk to Ferz.

Do you think he’ll be happy to see you?
The King? Stars… Who knows, he’ll either be interested to see who I bonded to - You, of all people -
Yeah yeah, I know. ‘Run away’ feed from the King. You’ve told me before.
Oh Hush.
Ferz replied with a small laugh, Or he’d just be good to see me still alive. We had a strange relationship; I’m definitely not a favorite in any means, but I was good at what I did.
Hunted and killed Humans, yeah.
Wrens rolled his eyes before he opened them slowly with a bit of a sigh.

He should get ready if they were to get anywhere safely with the convoy. He glanced to Le Frey and motioned that he was going to head off and grab his things before he headed off to his room and started to pack.


Outside the Ghost Corp Headquarters


He had to admit, not seeing Mimi in these few hours between when she disappeared with the captain and to when they were waiting for the Convoy to head off made Wren worry.
Ferz would say that the beast would have just disappeared due to fear, and the other Wild honestly didn’t blame Mimi, knowing how they reacted to hearing about the King and his relationship in the past.

Surely there was something more to Mimi’s story, they were acting a bit off this morning and now they had disappeared when a new human showed up, a child no less?
He glanced over to where Le Frey was looking and noticed the little Wild and Child heading over to them.

He was also told about the new bonding between the two of them, admittedly Wren was unsure when it came to Ebony’s apparent distaste towards Wilds.
He looked at Mimi gently as they got to the group, Mimi nudging Ebony for a moment before giving a small chirrup towards Wren, who gave a thumbs up and a smile.

Mimi looked to Le Frey as he started to speak about their bonding with Ebony, instinctively stepping towards their Bonded Human almost proudly, “I protect the little one, yes.” Mimi said with a small nod, looking to Ebony and motioned to them softly. “Introduce; They do not bite. Well, Mercy does.”

Ebony winced slightly at Mimi’s words, but could feel that they didn’t mean it too literally. They had seen the memories of the little dinosaur after they had bonded, and Mimi saw Ebony’s.
“My name is Ebony, as he mentioned.” They said softly, motioning towards Le Frey for a moment before they cleared their throat “I’m… Excited to join you.” They gave a small smile.
Yes, they were excited; but they were also really fucking scared.

Wren gave a small smile to Le Freys’ words, knowing how he was choking up before he waited for them to finish before he moved to grab Le Freys’ hand to shake his hand firmly.
“Keep the General under wraps yeah?” he said with a laugh, “I’ll look after them, you have my words.”
”And mine.” Ferz spoke through Wren quickly.
“Just, don’t die either, okay?” Wren said with a grin before he heard VV spoke to him.

“Escaping Umbra when I did was a Suicide mission on its own.” Wren joked to VV with a bit of a chuckle, “I’m interested to see the King, and Ferz doesn’t want to turn down the chance to go back home; even if it’s while he’s within my body.” He continued before he waved a hand and shook his head, “I’m more than happy to come with anyway. Someones gotta keep watch on you guys.”

Mimi’s attention was brought to VV as she spoke to the both of them. “I will protect.” They said with a small nod, “Camouflage abilities if needed. I have teeth if needed for fights.” Mimi looked down to Ebony and nuzzled them gently, “Little one smarter than looks. May come in handy!”
Ebony gave a small laugh at Mimi’s words before they looked to VV and nodded once, “I’ll stay back if anything goes wrong, promise.”
Mimi nudged Ebony for a moment, “Stay.” They said before they moved over towards Le Frey.

“Friend.” Mimi said to the taller male with what could be seen as a smile on their lips, “Wanted to thank you. You were kind to me, I will not forget. If we come back, I will bring trinket; as thank you gift.” They said with a nod before moving to gently press their head into Le Frey’s torso; in a way as a ‘goodbye hug’.
Wiggles Mimi and Ebony gently
BONDED BABIES

I had so much fun with that collab ahaha.
Th assignments have been finished.
I can continue my chaos without worry until I need to do the next ones.
Shhhh.
@SporkoBug I was like Damn. I won't be the first one banned from the guild in this group. XD /jk jk


I won't lie I did a double take but I wanted a buff woman and that fitted the description IMMEDIATELY and I was like "Hello, oh wait are you nak- No okay"
@SporkoBug Not going to lie. I thought Amy was shirtless/braless for like five seconds there.


HONESTLY SAME when I found the photo xD






DA BORDS
Still working on assignment stuff (I'm getting there, I just got dragged out to go see my chicken uwu) but I'm gonna have some new NPC's for Harriet up soon!
Making use of her 'drug lab' that's in her district; it'll be weed, but different ;) (In a good way for everyone, promise)
Sorry was busy with Assessment stuff but I'm down for it if you're okay with me being slowish!
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