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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, they have stolen my milkshake, I have called the authorities.
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Boston & Jane Dyer
12 March 14
Shattered Steel Headquarters


They watched with mild amusement as one pilot decided to light a cigar after throwing up, seeming to have speed-eaten half a dozen donuts, before that same pilot was lit the hell up from front to back by the CO. It turned a smile to Boston’s face at it, at the whole of it, just because of how absurd the whole thing had become and how absolutely stupid the pilot seemed to be for doing it. If anything, he expected the man to have been hungover or still drunk to do such things, and that somehow seemed better than if he’d done it sober even if being drunk at a briefing was so very, very dumb on its own. Jane just let out a long, long sigh, pinching the bridge of her nose with closed eyes. Yeah, positive thoughts. Positive thoughts.

Then Valentine got through the briefing, Jane producing from her pocket a notepad and pencil like magic. She jotted things down as they came, notes here and there, key points of the briefing itself along with a personal note to check the goddamn tablet. They never checked the tablet, it seemed like, between the fact that the battery always seemed to die too quickly and the charger never seemed to properly work, but jesus they really did need to check that stupid tablet. Leaning back, she turned to Boston briefly, nudging him with her elbow while tapping on the note. He nodded sagely. Yup, they needed to check that thing.

Maltese convoys being caught by unknown parties, destroyed here and there…Boston narrowed his eyes at it. Why they were doing that…that was the big question. It wasn’t to steal it, blowing things up with missiles and cannons generally destroyed it, so clearly it was to apply pressure on Malta to either abandon itself - impossible, really -, to seek help from elsewhere, or to simply starve away and die. That’d cut down the potential culprits pretty well, and Boston could dismiss the Lt Col’s idea that the Libyans or Tunisians would be able to take advantage of that issue. Sure, they were maybe staging out from there, but certainly that’d be mercenaries working for some other group. Who could fund the whole issue while being able to actually take advantage of it realistically…there were a few groups, but really only a few. The plan itself was pretty solid, though.

Then one of the younger pilots piped-up, and Boston’s mouth went wry at the idea. A certain nation east of Ukraine, jesus just say Russia. He scratched at his neck idly, swallowing before speaking-up in response to the guy seated further on up, looking directly at him.

“Thirteen hundred today, clearly not good enough to halt the raids, good enough to keep whoever is pulling this nonsense from actually attacking Malta itself, god knows but it’s an International Airport, and an AWACS from Italy.”

Turning his head back to the Lt Col, Boston continued, “Am I to understand Freight Train and Stingray will be performing your reconnaissance operations along with the AWACS, sir?”
Are we good to continue the rp?-@Rhona W

I mean, considering that Rhona hasn't yet posted, I'd say no.
Blood Ravens

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Yeah I know I put something in the ic that was supposed to be in the ooc so I just edited it because as far as I know I can’t delete it—-@Thayr

Fascinating. There's a good amount of other stuff you could do - such as, maybe, an actual post or a -deleted- edit-in rather than...
Having the character do something that makes absolutely no sense

<Snipped quote by Thayr>

Let him cook.

Cooking involves ingredients in the pan and a fire under it. This is microwaving tin-foil.
Hey @Chronic
What does that IC post actually add to the game
You don't need to be every other post. In fact it's probably best if you're not every other post.
Just a thought.
Boston & Jane Dyer
1036R 12 March 14
Shattered Steel Headquarters


“Goddamn, who sets briefings before lunch.”

Click-click, click-click, click-click. Flight boots against the linoleum tile, the wisp patter of loose shirts in the wind, echoed down the hallway. Yeah, he had a point. Who did set briefings right before lunch instead of most any other time. He’d have preferred it early in the morning, further into the night, but the middle of the day was always a bit odd. On the plus side, though, Boston had come to appreciate the laxity of it all, though, even if he compared it to the lessening standards with the Air Force. He’d never have been able to get away with aloha shirts, DBDU pants, and his boots.

Whap whap-whap, whap whap-whap.The heavy-built metal thermos hung at his belt, dancing against his leg with every step, and his hands were shoved deep into the hip pockets. Jane held her thermos, taking a long sip as they strode down the way.

“Busy beforehand, maybe?”

“Maybe.”

“Where the heck…oh, there it is.”

Open door, stride on in, and see everyone else right there. It’d have been easy enough to pause, look around, what have you with the feeling like they’d missed something, but clearly that wasn’t the case. After all, Valentine didn’t have any bits or pieces of information on the board. Boston smiled a little at it, a shadow of a smirk, turning to one of the back tables to draw out one chair before sitting in another. Jane sat in the proffered seat, briefly pausing to deliver a light shove against his arm, before setting her thermos against the leg of the table with a metallic clang - magnets were useful, all told, for putting mugs wherever you wanted them.

A sweep of the eyes, Boston taking it all in. Who the fuck brought in donuts at this hour. It was almost like they were trying to make him fat and happy, rat bastards. He didn’t recognize the brand, though, so at least that was a plus. All the brands he’d tried on-island were universally shit. One guy was practically stuffing his face with them, though, which was…yeah, a time.

For his part, Boston leaned back in his chair, folding his arms in front of him. Jane just templed her hands in a triangle, leaning forward with her chin on the knuckles.



Anything Else:
- Collective Consciousness, Oh Shit I'm Feeling It, Schostakovich Quartet No. 8
- The couple wears open Aloha shirts between their flight suits and gear




Anything Else:
- Collective Consciousness, Oh Shit I'm Feeling It, Schostakovich Quartet No. 8
- The couple wears open Aloha shirts between their flight suits and gear

Lightstrikers

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ORDER OF BATTLE

Local Void Forces
Planetary Defense Forces
Orbital Defense Platform 1
Orbital Defense Platform 2
Orbital Defense Platform 4
Orbital Defense Platform 6
Battlefleet Trecentis
Cruor Regis, Oberon class Battleship
Roc Of The Emperor, Nemesis class Fleet Carrier
Terris, Gothic class Cruiser
Ignan Res, Gothic class Cruiser
Nemesis of Traitors, Lunar class Cruiser
Keye Numeros, Lunar class Cruiser
2 x Turbulent class Heavy Frigate
11 x Sword class Frigate
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88th Magna Iron Guard
12th Magna Iron Guard
50th Magna Iron Guard
2nd Magna Planetary Defense Army
4th Magna Planetary Defense Army
91st Magna Planetary Defense Army

Inbound Forces
Gulf Marchers Chapter Detachment - Thayr
Rulior Braeces Tagates, Strike Cruiser
Tria Mies, Sword class Frigate
Kulor Vestes, Sword class Frigate
58 x Firstborn
3 x Dreadnought
Black Templars Karia Crusade - Psyker Landshark
Tenacity of Sigismund, Strike Cruiser
Graftus, Hunter class Destroyer
Reductor, Hunter class Destroyer
Tempest Lance, Gladius class Frigate
45 x Firstborn
20 x Primaris
20 x Neophytes
1 x Dreadnought
2 x Bike Squads
2 x Predator Annihilator
4 x Rhino
2 x Land Raider Crusader
Salamanders Chapter Detachment - Gunther
Fire Ark, Strike Cruiser
Fire Lord, Nova class Frigate
Forgehammer, Nova class Frigate
76 x Firstborn
8 x Primaris
2 x Dreadnought
2 x Repulsor Executioner
6 x Land Raider Redeemer
Lightstrikers Chapter Detachment - GOATPlumber
The Lord of Ascension, Strike Cruiser
Marquis of Enlightenment, Destroyer
Mankind’s Strength, Destroyer
60 Primaris
1 x Gladiator
2 x Land Raider
Blood Ravens Chapter Detachment - Rothurage
Ravenous Spirit, Strike Cruiser
Raven’s Wings, Sword class Frigate
The Ravager, Sword class Frigate
70 x Firstborn
2 x Dreadnought
Sons of the Harvest Chapter Detachment - Ruiner
The Coming Rain, Strike Cruiser
Sanguinem Ore, Nova class Frigate
Shield of Fools, Hunter class Destroyer
Arm of the Cradle, Gladius class Frigate
The Grand Caravan, Civilian Flotilla
19 x Firstborn
43 x Primaris
2 x Invader ATV
1 x Armoured Supply Crawler
1 x Dreadnought
Battlefleet Charadon Detachment
2 x Battleship
10 x Cruiser
20 x Escort
83rd Battlegroup Detachment
Krieg 505th Siege Regiment
92nd Cadian (Mechanized)
12th Roane Deepers
23rd Terrax Guard (Mechanized)

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