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Current Now imagine... A Guild Moderator... but with a voyeuristic fetish and the power of Sauron's all-seeing eye to peer into our DM's...
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If you run into flat earthers in an alleyway you just need to go around the corner and they'll stop following you.
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How romantic... and yet also all the things a Lich would say methinks...
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We will be serving guests this Thanksgiving. So if you wish to attend be prepared to be roasted and carved...
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Actually Wicked isn't "very good", rather quite the opposite really if you think about it.
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Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: Gorlf Northern Territory: One Step Ahead of the Caravan, a few minutes later.
Interacting with:Himself? A Woman in a Tree who self-identifies as a Kyra.


"... And that's how I lost three of our group members in defeating the demiliche Arsercrak. But you see Thomas, the thing about adventuring parties, is that they hardly ever end." The old mage puffed a noxious white smoke from the end of his smoldering pipe. His knotted beard long and wrinkled brow high, crown capped with a floppy nightcap. A wizard in a bathrobe and fuzzy slipper-sandals sitting in a lounge chair amidst shelves of books. It seemed natural that an magister as old as Master Wolfgang became a recluse in his tomes, countless of hours poured over the books read over and over in a lifetime, or perhaps merely props that were unread for a spellcaster tired of putting up with would be knowledge seekers asking him for answers to their problems. Yes let the younger ones spend their time looking for answers in the books, the masters had little time left on this world and to spend retirement answering stupid questions or casting teleportation spells for incompetent witless posers? And yet it was all wrong. For the room was not right, nor right-side up. Gravity twisted, warped itself such that the pipesmoke went down to Thomas' face, while Master Wolfgang talked from the ceiling-floor above. And the walls swirled with prismatic colours, creating an almost psychedelic effect, as the rainbow of pulsating lights travelled in random directions. "You just move from one party to the next."

Wait, what? No this couldn't be real. This was just a figment of his imagination right?
"Actually I am more of a Fragment rather than a figment."
Was there a difference?
"Of course there's a difference, I thought I taught you better than that.
What do you mean?
"Well, Figments are fictitious fabrications of an idle mind, Fragments are the fractal forces of a thinking mind."
Wait, so you are Master Wolfgang?
"No boy, I just told you I am you,"
Wha-?
"Or at least a part of you personified as someone you know with qualities that align with the predominant nature of said part of you. Now pay attention."
Am I dead?
"No, well maybe. My grasp of knowledge is limited by your own. And since neither of us have experienced death, it makes no difference does it?"
Then if you are me, and all you know is what I know, then why am I listening to you?
"what do you mean?"
Well, stemming from the logic, should I not already know everything you are going to tell me since the breadth of your knowledge is the same as mine?
"Exactly, so get up boy, I have taught you everything you need to know, get up and go see the world!"

What sort of extend delusion was that? Stirring awake as Thomas shook his head. A hand lifted to his heated brow. This fever would last far too long for the benefits of the spell. And he had shifted forms: moon form. It was going to take two hours to change back, that or he could decide to stay in this form and just change robes. Not that he needed to but it felt rather odd unless the clothes fit the occasion. But the sunlight was still quite bright, brighter still if it were not for the trees. The canopy offered a lovely shade, and helped with the photosensitivity. Still had to work out the kinks in those spells. But it was better than not being able to have any form of control right? Wait, Trees?

"Err, I suppose I have to thank you for not killing me Miss?" Looking up at the woman in the tree, well not look directly up, but covering his brow with a hand and squinting to avoid the light shining into his eyes. She looked dangerous, although with her up there and the light making it difficult to see as it was, it was rather unclear to Thomas if it was actually a man or a woman. Something in his mind told him it was a woman, probably a memory of seeing her before his rather awkward conversation with his subconscious. Or whatever it was he had just gone through. "Unless you're planning on killing me later, at which I'd beg you to please reconsider... I really don't want to die..."

"I'm Thomas, Thomas Richard Harrison, Apprentice of Wizard Wolfgang, I bear his signet ring to prove it, if you send him a letter I'm sure he'll explain, possibly even reward you for um, my safety? Could you come down from there? The light is a tad bright for my eyes..." Did you just pass a basic diplomacy check Thomas?
And now something Completely Different:

How Bedivere plans to defend Carfax against Dracula and goonies:



Or something like that. Fun fact, Sir Bedivere is actually in Monty Python and Holy Grail, he's the knight that has the feathered helmet visor and often lifts it up, he's also the one with the blue and an tree.

I'll attempt to post Friday (tomorrow) if all goes well.
I will most likely be posting some time tomorrow morning-ish.
Tonight I suppose will be the time where I Plot. Deviously plot.
Or something like that, I make very nice graphs with these plots you know.
If you guys need anything I am here for Co-Gm-type activities. Although I'm slightly busy with real life at the moment, and will probably try to post by Wednesday or Thursday. Hopefully.
@Lady Amalthea Hrm... Alright I'll just remove the paragraph completely then.
@Sigil
Actually no information was given <_> IC'ly. Kyra would not have actually experienced the delusion since it disappeared. Rather it was given OOC'ly IC'ly if that makes any sense <_>. Technically I was sorting out options OOC'ly (hence inserting the 4th wall break) within the IC should Kyra have gone through the rucksack. If not then it serves as a jab to the stereotype of checking wallet/id and/or stealing valuables and leaving for dead.

I might have not done this as well as I wanted to however since there was no quotations I assumed it was an okay aside to the audience via the narrator giving a wink and nudge. The Metagaming in itself only becomes so if Kyra was actually told this by a omniscient non-character, which I hope to have given that impression as the "I" quite literally said, but alas he had not you don't get to experience me, good luck with him. It may have been missed however with that last turn when the reader realizes oh it's nothing actually happening in character. My apologies for stylistically experimenting.

Hopefully the editted version is better?
@Lady Amalthea I have edited, I hope this works a bit better. Perhaps I'll pan this out later when he's in the proper phase to get the secondary effects of his spell. Maybe throw in a 4th wall break delusion just to make things a bit lucid, for literary fun, although roleplay-wise it's only the target which experiences this <_>.
Oh darn. I'll pull it away then, although I do need a way to personify the psychic delusion that would be normally experienced but instead fades... hrm...
Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: Gorlf Northern Territory: Ahead of the Caravan.
Interacting with:A rather annoyed Kyra, possibly her hound Ash.


The Divination:
Uncooperatively,
Icosahedral.

-The supposed last prophecy of Oracle Gygax.


There were a few things frowned upon by most civilized society. Mind you they had to be human civilized societies else some of the cultural taboos found in non-human cultures quite blatantly. Becoming a self-flagellate and finding a strange gravitas to feeling pain for example, would place one amongst the oddballs of society, alongside your counterparts the sadists. And of course there were those who were deviants of another nature, and preferred an animal magnetism so to speak. There's always that joke about the lack of women and plenty of sheep for a lonely shepherd, or even rumors about druids and rangers do in the woods. And of course there were those that even sickened the spurned. Those who, perhaps loved the dead, a bit too much no? As such it would seems Kyra was going to be the worst of these offenders and combine all three depravities into one. How dare she flog a dead horse?

"T-Thomas..." Her line of questioning merely returned some terror and one quip as a turn of the boy's head towards her showed her his bewildered eyes. raging with the brilliance of the cosmos before fading. Thomas glanced at her direction before going limp. Unconsciousness washed over him, enshrouding him in he warmth of his own fever. For the power to manipulate reality itself without study came at a price. Too much pain, the body could only handle so much before collapsing in on itself. Like a star imploding and vanishing in the void. That void where he had went now, but only in his mind. His mind exhausted from processing the sensations of agony, shutting down to recover what moments it can.

Perhaps she could see he was no threat? Or perhaps they were a threat to him. But a nineteen year old boy conscious or not should not really be any trouble. Not to experienced adventurers. His pack would probably be something nice to loot, if Kyra was the type of person to rob poor unfortunate souls like Thomas. A few things kept within the rucksack if either were curious enough to take a peek. A weird mecharcanical contraption known as a Chronastrodynamus, a spellbook with a few hastily written spellcraft notes with the name 'Thomas Richard Harrison' quilled inside, and a few more standard odds and ends a wizard may carry. What was he doing alone in this part of the world? Infested with madmen and orcs? The signet ring he wore around his right ring finger perhaps may have been a clue. If anyone was familiar with the seals of magi.
Alrighty then I'm going to assume the entire thread will be on hiatus till people all return <_>
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