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6 hrs ago
Current We will be serving guests this Thanksgiving. So if you wish to attend be prepared to be roasted and carved...
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1 day ago
Actually Wicked isn't "very good", rather quite the opposite really if you think about it.
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6 days ago
Protip. Next time when some young punk challenges you to a boxing match, tell them you first have to beat Mike Bison/Balrog from street fighters.
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7 days ago
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!.... Seize them and cut off their hands!
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9 days ago
A true Caesar salad is eaten piece by leafy piece by stabbing each lettuce leaf with a knife.
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@JaceBeleren

What? Why? Do you know how much Dung an Elephant produces?
Let alone how much food one eats?
Notwithstanding my Cleric can create 45 pounds of "food" pretty much daily...
I mean sure it's grey and bland, but hey it's nourishing enough to feed 15 people.
Just make sure you clean up after your mounts D:!

@The Mighty Hero

So I've managed to make a warlock that can cast At-Will cantrips with a range of 600 ft at level 5<_>
I think that's almost as bad as the sniper I made in 4e that could pretty much snipe anyone from a range of over 1000 ft.
@Kalleth

Yep.
Reviews hopefully will be out within a week.
@VKAllen

Dice Cloud is a labor of love though with cut and paste, but the layout is much nicer, cleaner and chunks things out logically.

And yes, the Old Cleric's going to have a fun time being a box of bandages and the Party's White Mage.
Hopefully the Wizard will be more attack oriented, I think the Cleric's only got 3 actual damaging spells.
The rest I loaded up with healing and some non-combat tech.
So far, we have Rogue, Wizard, Barbarian and Cleric, right?


I'm pretty sure this is a set up for a punchline.

My Cleric Is Complete, I think.
@The Mighty Hero

Well the uh, PHB only gives Starting golds for lvl 1 chars. I mean 200 max GP starting out for 5th level is fine.
I mean gear-wise we may be lacking, but my Cleric so far is a utility cast rather than a battlecaster.
@The Mighty Hero

How much starting gold for lvl 5 will you have us start off with?
Interested.
Working on a Cleric.
Thomas Richard Harrison

Location: The Crossed Swords, Free Show.
Interacting with: Kyra.


"Great." Thomas was relieved, his recovery, albeit not so great, didn't seem to infuriate Kyra. Then again for a boy brought up in a small time community and later a wizard's estate, freedom of information was a given. Pooled knowledge and all, very few would think to have been so malicious with such information, and even so the most secret of all things often had a price to be paid. One's sanity was usually the price to read from some of the books Master Wolfgang had collected, tempting as they were left open in his collection. They weren't worth the trouble of warding off, and frankly anyone who wants them can take them, he's had them far too long to be concerned about keeping them. Maybe he's even taken a peek or two which may explain why he was a bit... Off. Even for wizard standards.

"Is the dwarf joining our company Kyra?" A mention of the dwarf seeming to introduce himself to Satilla. Somewhat of a bad taste in all that set up. Maybe Kyra's distrust was rubbing off on him, or maybe he didn't appreciate the dwarf trying to give unsolicited advice just moments after the table smashing episode. Thomas really should have any qualms with the shorter man, but still, something was not quite sitting well with him watching that dwarf saunter up to Satilla. First Thomas, now Satilla? earlier Ntaj too wasn't it? Pretty sure the dwarf was either really trying to cut some hair, or get in bed with this group. Figuratively that is.

Then the 8 o'clock bell rang.
Wait, that was no bell.
And certainly not noble.
Rather, a chamber pot.

"Hextor's Burning Eyes!" Thomas exclaimed, an expression amongst wizards as an in joke within the class similiarly to 'Bigby's Flipping Bird'. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Although perhaps some memory changing magics may be powerful enough to erase the image of Keystone's half-moon, those magics were often unreliable at best, and a squidy-braineater wouldn't be too keen on sparing the mind. Still though, his scars and upper body did tell a story, one Thomas was almost curious to find out, if the man wasn't so crass about his chamber pot activities. Hardly culturally acceptable, although then again neither is pelting people with pieces of pumpernickel.

Thomas looked away and settled on sitting down, not quite speaking a word of what just happened. And this was something he didn't need to talk about, taking his chair and looking at those runny eggs. Did the chef from last night up and died or something?
@Lady Amalthea

I should be posting by Tomorrow or Friday.
Not much interaction however, just a response to good old fashioned fart jokes.
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