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3 yrs ago
Current It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet.
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4 yrs ago
It's been a while, and It's good to be back. Let's see if I can get back into the swing of things.
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5 yrs ago
Join my new RP, Kodomo-O-Eru Acadamy For the Tsukamu Artes! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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5 yrs ago
and can we please have an answer for Summer's important question: Can we ban me for being one of the straights?
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5 yrs ago
Summer clearly wasn't taking it personally. If anything, it seems more like you are, friend.
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Sleep is a social construct, therefore we must never sleep as to deny the patriarchy any power over our unconscious forms.
@VarionusNWiwillendyou


No sir, I shall end you.
snagging the 100th OOC post for no reason.
@Devo @Scarifar @jinxlynx @Rin

The people who haven't posted yet. You might want to post before the nonsense gets too far ahead of you.

Also, Devo, maybe we can have some sort of a connection between Smith and Elysia?

Edit: Congrats on becoming Satan for a day, PKMNB0Y.
Aren found himself immediately disliking this woman, but, like she had said, it didn't seem like there was anyone else.

"You keep getting more annoying by the second." He stated as his focus drifted to the phone, which he was pulling back out without bothering to let go of the dagger in his hand. He flipped the device open, and stared at the screen for a few seconds, weighing his options. Risk going alone, or get stuck with this bitch. The boy took his previous battle into account, deciding that it was ultimately beneficial to have someone fighting with him, even if they were the embodiment of unlikable. "Alright, fine."

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Pact Request from player ID: A-003
Do you accept? Y/N

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Aren reluctantly accepted.

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Pact request accepted.
Initiating bonding procedure.
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@Hael Ignis
I wish. I had some tentative plans with a friend, but things came up. You see any good cards that'd go well in a Teysa commander deck?

@VarionusNW I'm not the GM and don't want to sound like a nag, but can you tell us when you'll be posting?


Sadly, i think i'm going to have to drop... sorry.
Over the past few months, Smith had been aimlessly wandering across the lands searching for a town. Of course, all she found were farms and bandits. Though, a few weeks ago, she had gotten directions to Lerot from some disgusting old fool. She thanked the man by only stealing his sword, and leaving the rest of his possessions in place.

She did eventually reach Lerot, convincing a nice young man to let her stay at his house for a few days, which may or may not have included threatening to steal away his wife. Of course, Smith couldn't resist secretly having her way with the man's wife at least once. What he didn't know wouldn't hurt him, right?

Well, once Smith had done enough dicking around, she left the couple to their own devices, and headed down to the adventurer's guild.

Smith made her way through the hustle and bustle of Lerot, eventually finding the building she was looking for. Before she could make her way to the door, she was forced to stop by some sort of an egotistical moron, who was yelling about his "grand entrance" as he charged through the guild's doors.

"I didn't think humans could be this stupid." She muttered to herself as her hand found its way to her forehead. Her right hand eventually gave up it's place on Smith's face, resigning itself to the handle of the sword that hung from her waist. The demon returned her focus to the adventurer's guild, which she walked through the doors of as she began to notice the strange, yet ever so familiar looks, of the people around her.

It was pretty obvious to tell that Smith had some sort of connection to demons, given the horns on her head, so the reaction of some of these morons was expected. Some of the fools started to raise their weapons, but many more fools had something else raised. How could a bunch of fools resist a charming young succubus, anyway?

Smith paid them no heed, and moved towards the receptionist.

"Ca...Can I help you with something, miss?"

"I would like to register as an adventurer." The receptionist's face took on a look that was somewhere inbetween suprise and relief for a second before reverting to her previous calm expression.

"Oh, alright. Here, please fill out this paperwork and return it to me, and we will have your guild card soon after." Smith was handed a pile of papers, as well as ink and a quill pen. Smith took the pile to a nearby table, which happened to be next to where the idiot who slammed open the guild doors was sitting. The idiot had seemed to gather a reasonable crowd, which included a catboy, a walking green bean, and a rather cute looking girl. Smith hadn't had any fun in at least 8 hours, and this girl seemed like a nice catch, so Smith decided to go after her. The problem was the 3 amigos next to her.

The 4 of them seemed to be talking about partying up. This was good, Smith could ask to join in as well, but then she would be in a party with a bunch of dicks. She was left no choice but to steal away the cute girl. Smith, from her seat at the table, turned towards the girl, leaned forward slightly, and spoke as if she was the embodiment of friendship.

"Hey, I'm probably going to be needing a few party members, and you seem pretty capable. Why don't you party with me instead?" She kept her focus pointed at the girl, completely ignoring the triad of meat-heads around her.
@Cynder #CynderHype

Now we just need Ex, Kidd and Cynder.

Everyone! Spam @Cynder with BONKS! It will summon her and we shall have her under our command!


Cynder is only an honorary oldfuck.
Well... on the bright side, this RP seems to have been blessed with oldfuckery.
I checked the existing character types, and found that what we have so far is: 2 archers/rangers, 1 bard, 1 summoner, 1 support/priest, 1 merchant, 2 warriors, 1 rogue, and 1 spellsword

7 offensive characters, 2 support characters, and 1 utility character.

In conclusion: We need more meatshields
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