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3 yrs ago
Current It's definitely weird coming back here after realizing I've cut ties or lost touch with basically all the people I've known from here, which were all some of my closest friends on the internet.
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4 yrs ago
It's been a while, and It's good to be back. Let's see if I can get back into the swing of things.
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5 yrs ago
Join my new RP, Kodomo-O-Eru Acadamy For the Tsukamu Artes! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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5 yrs ago
and can we please have an answer for Summer's important question: Can we ban me for being one of the straights?
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5 yrs ago
Summer clearly wasn't taking it personally. If anything, it seems more like you are, friend.
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I'm tempted to join in on this.
RIP Rocket Goon, you were the rocketiest and the gooniest.
Abyss Walker


Abyss Walker accepted her employer's trade request, and silently walked off, leaving the gargantuan behind as she made her way to the Black City. She wasn't exactly sure how long it would take to arrive on foot, but she didn't mind putting in the time and effort.

She strode across DGO in silence, her thoughts emptied except for her job and her destination. The time passed rather easily, with only the occasional passerby, though, luckily, it seemed that no one was suspicious of the living death machine walking towards the black city, at least at the time. The brute trudged through the streets of the black city in silence, attempting to avoid as many players as possible, to hopefully keep the awareness of her existence low for the time being.

Abyss Walker crawled through side streets and alleyways, silently making her way to the black guild hall, where the machines she was hired to destroy were supposedly stationed. Eventually, she did come before the gates of the guild hall, which seemed to be guarded by a couple of worthless goons. She was about to indulge in joyous slaughter.

Abyss Walker stood up from her place in the shadows, activating the outlaw declaration in her inventory, preparing to strike the goons standing around in front of the guild hall. Abyss Walker's preparation was suddenly interrupted by the impact of a rocket against her chest. The explosion knocked the brute off her feet, and she immediately scanned her surroundings for the perpetrator. A user named "Rocket Goon" stood a short distance from Abyss Walker. He had shot Abyss Walker from nearly point-blank range while she wasn't paying attention.

She was immediately enraged, shooting up from her spot on the ground, and leaping at the user with a rocket launcher for an arm. He seemed to be surprised by the speed at which Abyss Walker struck back at him, and stumbled backwards in fear. The user seemed to be only level 1, and had only done minor damage to Abyss, but her attack speed was still increased.

Abyss Walker jumped on top of Rocket Goon, and began to claw at the player whilst pinning him down. The player had begun to call for backup, realizing that he was unlikely to survive the encounter, and as his health fell to below 10%, he was able to fire another rocket blast right at Abyss Walker's chest. Rocket Goon rested on 2%, and Abyss Walker was blasted a few feet into the air. She suddenly noticed that reinforcements had arrived. the two players who were guarding the doors had begun to point their weapons at the brutish invader. Abyss Walker let out a short, sinister chuckle as she landed on her feet, as well as on top of Rocket Goon, who died from the resulting damage.

Abyss Walker checked her HP, finding herself to be at 86% health. One of the two guards had begun to fire some sort of laser rifle at Abyss Walker, while the other stood firm, holding an obnoxiously over-sized hammer. Abyss Walker didn't waste any time, and instantly rushed at the hammer goon, striking at his chest several times before dodging out of the way of his hammer. Abyss continued to kite around the two goons, striking at them effortlessly, avoiding their attacks as they flailed about hopelessly. Abyss Walker's health dropped slightly before the hammer goon fell to 0 HP. The laser rifle wielding goon didn't stand a chance, and crippled to Abyss Walker's attack not long after the hammer goon.

As soon as she got rid of those threats, she checked her health again. She was at 75% already, just from dealing with 3 players. Clearly, she would have to take a stealthier approach if she was to prevent herself from hemorrhaging HP. In most other cases, Abyss Walker would rush in a kill everyone, but taking on an entire faction single-handedly is too dumb, even for Abyss Walker. So, Abyss walker silently snuck into the black guild hall.
But it's been an hour <.<


I got caught up in shitposting. Blame Lewdci.
This thread has also taught me not to say the first thing that comes to mind, because I'm not instinctively very nice.


Then instinctively be an asshole. Being nice is for losers.
Old, wrinkly balls are my spirit animal. But, no. Fuck that shit. Actually, don't.

t0pt13r 3dg3l0rdz?
The only way to be funny is to be a walking pile of depression, and skillfully cover it up with "witty" self depreciating humor with which you make fun of issues you subtly pretend to not really have, but actually have.
@TheWindel



@KoL



@Jedly

Hurry up and post.

@VarionusNW

I see you mother fucker. Don't make me go DeVarince on yo Onus. You've seen what I can do. What I will do. And I swear to the unholy nine hells I've spawned from and crawl unto, I will crack Dat onus of yours in twain if I cannot be satisfied by your actions.


I am working on a post as I type this. Well, technically I'm not, since I'm typing this instead of working on my post. I'll finish the post within the hour, don't worry.
Yay! Haha ;)

I'll start working in this when I get home. ^^
Question: will we be able to NPC notable characters from the factions we created? If so, would you like us to fill out a CS for them?


We most likely wont need to fill out a CS for them, but you will be able to use notable characters as NPCs.
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