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8 days ago
Current I'd do it again though, let's not get that confused.
8 days ago
Pentagon fails 7th audit in a row, unable to fully account for $824B budget. And to think years ago I willingly became government property for the DoD... 🤦🏻‍♀️
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15 days ago
What I'm doing may be considered suicide but my kid fell asleep on the ride home and now he's passed out on my bed. Here's to him pulling a 10 hour shift otherwise work is gonna suck for us tomorrow.
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21 days ago
Joined the military, traveled (and more places to go still), finished grad school, married-and subsequently divorced, had a kid... Now all I need is to purchase my own home and my bucket list is done.
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1 mo ago
This virus has deepened my voice. I don't sound like a man, but something like a drag queen.
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Yesterday I had the misfortune of getting a 1st degree burn on my chest. My own spent casing ricocheted off my partner to my right and bounced into my shirt. My hands were occupied for roughly a minute so that sucker just burned me as it was stuck in place. I had a blister and all, but it popped on its own overnight.
Few months ago my cousin was playing CoD on mobile and I decided to download the app to check it out and relive the good old days. I was on a team with all the low ranks like myself but I came out in first place consecutively. When I played with my cousin, who was a high rank, I got 2nd or 3rd place. Good times.
I watched S1E1 of Money Heist before bed yesterday and I dreamt I was planning to rob a bank alone. The dream ended prematurely, but I would've liked to see it play out.
My relationship with sweets is best described by Metallica's Master of Puppets. Me being the puppet, of course.
My meats have to be well done and nothing less. Some have said it's a crime, but their opinions on the matter are wrong and they're the crazy ones.

On another note, I'm bored out of my mind. If I have to spend another weekend locked up I'm about to go insane.
@Kuro
You poor, misguided child. I'll show you the way if you only let me.

@Gunther
Congrats! Next month (or the one after that) will be my one year divorce anniversary.
Being that I was raised in Florida for the majority of my adolescence, I can tell you there's nothing better than freshly squeezed orange juice.

Oh, you bought Sunny D at the market? That's cute. Come talk to me when you've had the real deal.
I got tased today. If you can avoid the same happening to you in the future, please do.
I've eaten an entire pizza pie in one sitting. I'm 5'0 and 103 lbs.

But less impressive, it's a Domino's medium thin crust with light cheese.
The fact that people throw food out doesn't sit right with me. And when I come across expired food is the same exact feeling and I feel terribly guilty.
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