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7 days ago
Current I'd do it again though, let's not get that confused.
7 days ago
Pentagon fails 7th audit in a row, unable to fully account for $824B budget. And to think years ago I willingly became government property for the DoD... 🤦🏻‍♀️
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14 days ago
What I'm doing may be considered suicide but my kid fell asleep on the ride home and now he's passed out on my bed. Here's to him pulling a 10 hour shift otherwise work is gonna suck for us tomorrow.
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20 days ago
Joined the military, traveled (and more places to go still), finished grad school, married-and subsequently divorced, had a kid... Now all I need is to purchase my own home and my bucket list is done.
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1 mo ago
This virus has deepened my voice. I don't sound like a man, but something like a drag queen.
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I checked my credit score yesterday and it's 810. Sacrifices have been made (not the type where I behead chickens or goats) so I hope I get the properties I've been looking into.
I had moonshine for the first time tonight...190 proof. It freaking burned. But hey, I was in Miami Beach so all in all it was a good time.
I can only whistle by sucking in air, not blowing it out. Don't ask me why either.
My current obsession is The Weeknd's Blinding Lights. The 80s vibe makes me wish I was a teenager during that decade, not born in it.
Save me...

I've held a full-size python, and on another occasion a different type of snake. The latter was way smaller and it was coiled up on my hands so it was adorable in a way. I've also held a baby gator twice. And yes, I was slightly terrified during each of those experiences.

I'll probably never swim with sharks though. I go to the beach regularly and I don't need that stress in my life. Last time I was at the beach I thought the shadow casted on the water from a skyscraper was a lovely little creature out to get me. I was fooled for only a split second, but I sure as hell swam back to more shallow waters where I could plant my feet on the sand.

The joys of living in America's Australia.
When I was a young kid, I fell off the back up a truck. I wasn't grabbing on to anything and the driver stepped on it and I took the fall. I rolled after landing and all. But I was a kid, I was fine.

If that happens now I'll probably be in the hospital for a couple of days.


Never been better, why do you ask?
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