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5 days ago
Current "The Founders of Hogwarts could've never foreseen multi-casting wands or auto-swish-and-flick grips! Curses today are far too powerful!" "NON INFRENGIUS!" *blinding flash of light*
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11 days ago
If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you give a man a rat, then you satisfy his R A T D E S I R E.
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15 days ago
Maybe people just shouldn't screech and be assmad over politics in the Status Bar in general. Nothing anyone says here wins "the great cultural war of our time." Go RP or something, shit.
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20 days ago
I AM AN ELF AND I'M PLANTING A TREE! PLANTY PLANTY TREE, PLANTY PLANTY TREE!
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20 days ago
Wow, this chamber has a really nice echo! (echo...echo...echo...)
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On CST time, United States. Typically busy most of the week and do most posting/replying on weekends.

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Want me to fetch the original Mighty Morphing Power Rangers OP too? xD

Joke's on you, I was listening to that (and every other season's OP) on my way to the gym this morning! They STILL slap (except, imo, Mystic Force and Operation Overdrive). RANGERS, FOREVER!

@Databug No worries, I'm waiting for several people in-between posts and trying to pace things out so that everyone gets an introduction and some interactions in before the actual exam starts. If you're interacting player to player instead of player to GM/NPC, though, my recommendation would be to either do a collab over PM, or just allow others to post in between your responses (Think A > B > C > D > A > E > B instead of A>B>A>B>A>B>A)

And what Xaltwind said about the Exam is pretty much spot on, the only difference is that the tests I've planned out are slightly different to the ones in canon--after all, anyone familiar with the series would've already seen those! ;)

I didn't actually expect Hikari to affect Elyssa in that way. I'm rooting for her.

Just out of curiosity with no underlying motive whatsoever by the way...does Hikari sleep near any windows, perchance?

The lad is truly courting death.

He has been bewitched by a jade-like beauty! Unfortunately, he has no bamboo in his chest! Trashes will only ever be trashes.

The Official OP for the RP!

Oh God it wasn't this bad in my mind! What have you done?! What have you done to my pristine childhood memories?!

@ERodeDid she only pick the rope? You can take one of each--a piece of armor, a weapon, and a tool. Sorry if the wording wasn't clear, it's meant to be like a "starter kit" kinda thing.
Ey Zeroth, mind going over what the reward is, so I can attach it as part of my post? Esfir's otherwise going to head off to the mountains to figure out the whole water situation.


Upon approaching the warchief's home, Esfir will see Xolkug and another bodyguard standing at the foot of the stairs. When presented with the rat skull, they'll take her up to the first platform and retrieve a big chest from inside the lower chambers, as well as a sack. They dump the sack out to reveal a pile of generic clothes made from pelts, and open the chest to reveal an assortment of gear (anything too big is just stacked against the wall in the back of the chamber).

Esfir and any other runt will get 1 outfit from the pile (player can describe appearances) that grants, overall, a small boost to their defenses like Esfir's makeshift bracers and Akeno's vest.

Otherwise, they can choose 1 item from each of three other "piles" of gear:
OH no, Tubs McFoodbag's gonna get it! D:
However will the orange haired, frckle-faced man-child with an appetite for absolutely everyhign


Also, I'm just now noticing this, but the guy with the carrot top wasn't the one going from stall to stall. He was the one "barging through the crowd with seemingly no care for anyone." The one with all the food is the one Illios interacted with.




Kikka - Coliseum Road
@Xaltwind@Databug@Expllo


As Hikari approached the shy girl and basically forced her forward in the line, she let out a squeal and looked back at him like a frightened animal. Her long, wavy chestnut hair hung over a face with fine features, but anguished eyes. She wore a long sleeved white shift and a plain, dark blue dress over a lean frame, but aside from that it was hard to make out much about her form. Her posture was somewhat hunched and she held both of her arms close to her body, as if hugging herself.

"I-I-I-I-I'm s-s-s-s-sorry!" She practically hyperventilated on the spot, until she realized Hikari was helping her instead of shoving past her like everyone else had. As he spoke, all she could do was stand in place, shivering and wringing her hands, and then nod when he finished. She turned around, and straightened up a bit. With visible effort, she gave the official her information--

"I-I'm Elyssa Barnfield. F-F-from S-Sosshi...F-fifteen..." She flinched when the man handed her the badge. Numbly stumbling out of the line, she simply stared it for several moments...before a big smile broke out over her face. She turned back to Hikari as he was given his own badge, and seemed like she was about to say something.

Then he turned and walked swiftly away without a word. Her outstretched hand fell, and she settled for holding her badge to her chest and sighing wistfully. As she did, the next person in line got their badge as well and strode past her, bumping her shoulder hard in their rush.

"Get outta the w--" They bit their remark back as Elyssa turned to them with a new glare in her eyes. She held up one hand, fingers curled into a claw, as a sudden, bone-chilling breeze swirled around her. The shadows cast from her hair gave her an outright menacing look, causing the boy to shrink back.

"No, you get out, maggot!" she hissed. The other applicant held his hands up submissively as he backed away, one careful step at a time, then ran for his life.

Elyssa turned back towards the direction Hikari had gone, and started to giggle as she made her way towards the coliseum gates...


Meanwhile, Tristan was beginning to think he would need to get forceful after all. Pompadour kept taunting him, while the two lackies behind him laughed in typical "hur hur hur!" fashion. But the fact that both of them fell silent at the exact same time was what cued the redhead in that something had just changed. With a grunt of effort, he straightened his back against the noble's grip, almost dragging the other youth's arm off of him--

"Hey, c'mon! Fine, how about six--" Pompadour now noticed who his two cronies were staring completely slackjawed at as Camilla made herself known. Tristan felt his own cheeks flush a bit as he averted his eyes from the young woman, his stoic expression now wavering.

Good LORD! She blows all the girls back home out of the water! he thought. Was she a noble as well? Surely she had to be--that kind of skin, and complexion, and...figure...didn't come from working on a farm and eating Nomotatoes with every meal!

"W-well, y-you know," said pompadour with a gulp. Both of his cheeks were practically shining pink, and his eyes were clearly not on Camilla's face. "I just thought, these poor urchins! Maybe they wouldn't be, um, so willing to put themselves in harm's way, if they, uh, had a little coin!" He withdrew his arm and actually patted Tristan's head, despite the commoner being an inch or two taller than him. "They're so desperate, you know--but we don't want them getting themselves hurt, now do we?" Some of his swagger seemed to be returning...

At that moment, both of his lackies let out an "oof!" sound as Hikari grabbed them. Tristan turned as the taller, more well-built boy challenged the nobles. Pompadour didn't seem very pleased to have his attention taken away from Camilla, either. His nose wrinkled as he clenched his fists at his sides.

"How dare you! Unhand my friends at once, you uncouth--what are you, anyway?" He pointed at Hikari. "Ah, I see! You're someone's dumb ox that got loose! That explains the nose ring!" Beside him, Tristan reached up with one finger and pulled down the hem of his cloak's collar to reveal a growing frown as his brows furrowed...

At that moment, one of pompadour's lackies decided to use the moment of distraction to escape. He worked two fingers up to Hikari's ribs and pinched, hard, before pulling away from the bigger boy's headlock.

"Commoners can't lay hands on nobles, you gutter trash--!" As he stumbled backwards, the young man smacked right into poor Kohra, who'd been observing the whole fiasco. He flailed his arms to regain his balance, which would've made the situation worse--had Tristan not caught him by the collar and yanked him back onto his feet, setting him down sternly before glaring at the others. His other hand had reached out to steady Kohra, if she needed it, but now he crossed both arms.

"Enough!" He said, raising his voice for the first time. Pompadour blinked. The blacksmith's son looked from him to Hikari. "Thanks, but...Don't start fights on my behalf I didn't ask for." He then turned to Camilla--eyes squarely on his own feet--and bowed his head. "Miss, your concern's appreciated as well. Please, don't mind me." And to Kohra, a simple, "Sorry about that." Then he turned on his heel and headed for the gates again.

"Uh, um, m-yes, well!" The noble with the pompadour tugged at his petticoat dismissively, and gestured to his followers. "As milady says, we're wasting our time here! Clear out, you ragamuffins!" Turning his nose up at Hikari and Kohra, he smiled in a way he no doubt thought charming before offering his hand to Camilla. "Shall we, then?"


Food Stalls




@Th3King0fChaosThe young blonde man Illios called out to peered around a kebab of some sort stacked a foot high, and a paper tray in the other hand piled with nomotato wedges, cheese, and diced bacon. Between his fingers he held a Fried-Pie-On-A-Stick, an extra large pretzel, and a chain made from interconnected onion rings.

"Oh? Thanks man, I appreciate it!" he smiled, before handing off the tray. This mostly freed one arm, which rapidly whipped the whole fried-pie into his mouth, pulling it off the stick as his cheeks expanded. His short hair bristled above an oblong face with a large, smooth forehead. As he chewed, the movement of his facial muscles made a pale scar on his right side apparent--it was a pale gap between his right eyebrow that trailed next to the eye, not quite down to his cheeks. As he chewed, his bright blue gaze fell on Illios, and he returned the other youth's cheerful expression. "Yoowa nishe gai, ya nodat?"

His tall, skinny frame was draped by a plain green tunic over black pants. A pair of thick, elbow length leather gloves were tucked into his belt, and he wore boots of the same material. It was hard to place his social status--his clothes seemed finer than most commoners' but they weren't as fancy as nobility. He swallowed with an audible sound and licked a flake of pie crust from his lips.

"I'm Bryant! Nice to meetcha!" He nodded by way of greeting rather than shaking hands, given his current predicament. "What's your name?" He then took an extra large bite out of the pretzel, crunching through the thickly baked dough without issue.


@RemramAt the sound of Ludo's voice, the orange-topped giant stopped. A huge build, with broad hands and thick legs, slowly turned. Roughspun clothes dyed in fading colors stretched over the broad mass, dark sleeveless shirt and blue pants held together by a rope belt. Dum, dum, dum came the heavy, plodding steps as a large shadow fell over Ludo and his employer.

"Are you talkin' to me?" growled the...youth(?)...as he tilted his thick neck. His hair fell in an untamed mop over his eyes--until he brushed it aside with one hand, revealing a large and watery pair of doe-brown orbs.

"Cause you didn't have to insult me! M-my name's Maverick!" he sniffed as his lip quivered. "I'm stressed enough as it is, I didn't even get to town until this morning! I'm scared I'm gonna be late!" He looked at Isvelt, then bashfully bowed deep at the waist. "I'm very sorry I knocked you over! M-My eyes aren't s-so good, but, ya know, it's hard for a Commoner to afford a good pair of glasses..." He straightened, and then turned back towards the coliseum. "A-anyway, l-let's hurry! They might start without us!"


@DuthguyAs Albie was hastily urged out of line by one of the less patient officials, the hub and bub of the moment surrounded him. Up ahead, he could see the (really, rather unmistakable) figure of the blue haired noble girl he had been following, along with several others--an odd mix of commoner and noble, it seemed.

However, before he could follow, someone stepped in his way. They were so close they almost ran right into him--but it wasn't another mage come for the exam. Instead, the figure was an old man with a scraggly beard and a big, hooked nose. Clad in ratty robes, he looked like a vagrant of some kind.

"Psst! Hey kid!" The old-timer adjusted his hood as he peered around in a conspiratorial fashion. A bit odd, to be wearing such a thing when the sun was bright in the sky. "You, you're a Commoner, ain'tcha? It's unfair, competin' with all these nobles, ain't it?" He reached out as if to take Albie's arm like a long time friend. "Howz'about it?! I got..." He looked around once more, before whispering, "Information~!"

He then whipped a notepad and a stick of graphite out of one sleeve, dangling them before Albie's eyes.

"Which noble families had kids get their grimoires, this year and last year? I can tell ya! Any famous names coming to apply this year? I know 'em! The juicy gossip from the Royal Capital on the Captains?! I know it all! What they're lookin' for, what they hate to see, and who knows what else! I knows what else, that's who!"

He took the graphite in hand and flipped open the notepad, licking the tip of the writing implement before he looked at Albie again.

"So, whaddya say?! Willin' ta make a little trade, kid?!"
Feeling my oats this morning, so we get a fast update!
Orc Camp


@ERode

Once, a near miss. Twice, a sidestep. Thrice, clearing distance. Esfir timed her opponent's attacks once she'd gotten used to his rhythm. Her longer weapon made a wide arc as her opponent drew back another heavy blow. CRACK! She heard the wood split as her polearm landed across both of the other runt's shins. The orcling let out a high pitched squeal and pitched forward.

Unable to catch himself, he hit the ground face-first. Moaning and making little pathetic sobs, the creature curled in on himself to nurse his stinging legs--Esfir's strike had left a painful looking welt across both of them. Combined with how hard he'd hit his head, it was unsurprising that the runt didn't want to get back up. Auguz approached the whimpering child and rolled him over with a half hearted kick.

"You lose! Now go fight someone else til ya win!" He picked the runt up by one leg, eliciting a shriek, and tossed him back out into the crowd of onlookers. To Esfir, he turned and dug something out of his pocket. He gave her a half smirk as he handed her a small object--a rat's skull, picked clean and bleached white.

"Good job, Runt! Take dat to da guards outside da Warchief's place, and ya gets ya reward! From here ons, you's a propah Orc--get big and strong, for da tribe!"

Congratulations! You have fulfilled all requirements of the Agronak Warband.
As a Runt, you have no assigned jobs. Seek out other Tribe members for trades and companions. Survive until reaching your next Stage.


NEW QUESTS HAVE APPEARED:
Quest Giver: ???
  • Discover an Area you have not explored yet.
    You have explored: Orc Camp, Nearby Forest, North Caves (Entrance).
  • Slay a Creature with the "Boss" Tag.
    Your current Level is 4. Until this Quest is completed, the "Boss" tag will apply to the current level scale. Defeating a scaled Boss at higher levels will decrease EXP gain.


Will you Accept a Quest? Y/N
SYSTEM:Esfir


@King Cosmos

Skill Progression:
Martial Arts (Goju-ryu) - Rank I > Rank II! At Rank II, "small" boost to defensive blocks and offensive counters is increased to "medium" boost!
SYSTEM:Akeno


As Akeno approached, her opponent watched her with wary eyes. His lip curled as a low growl rumbled from his throat. He tensed as she stepped into his range...and then, as she took another step, he lunged!

It was a straight forward strike, one she was prepared to block with her shield--yet nothing happened.

A sharp impact rapped her shin, sending unpleasant tingles up and down her leg! This runt seemed a little smarter than average--he had figured out that she would defend, so that first strike had been a feint! Now that he had scored a distracting blow, he quickly circled around towards Akeno's injured side and lunged again!

This one came down at her head for real, but from an angle her shield didn't cover. Her opponent seemed to be hoping that the stinging strike to her leg would slow her down too much to turn in time...

@Kazemitsu

"Wow, we only spent a life and death struggle together and NOW you wanna know my name?" The other Runt chuckled. "But okay, sure. I'm Vark, short for Varkgorim, which is a name I'm gonna change at some point when I come up with something cooler." He struck a sudden pose with his fist extended that seemed intentionally goofy. "And I'm gonna be King of the Demons!"

Taking his own spider legs and other bits he'd gathered from their quest, the greasy-haired orcling headed off to do his own thing. The last Grunthor heard of him was his creepy cackling as he rubbed his hands together like a kid planning a prank...

Grunthor's lackluster efforts didn't seem to make much of an impression on the older Orcs he approached. Bowbh, at least, was more eager to speak to him after being shown the ore, but Shamar seemed almost disgusted with him for some reason and had practically thrown a roll of fishing line and a small hook at him to get him to go away. But, in the end, all he really wanted was the quests anyway.
QUESTS ADDED!
Quest: Get Ore for Bowbh
Quest Giver: Bowbh the Blacksmith
Quest Details: Bowbh needs more ore to make various things for the tribe. If you bring him at least 5 Ore Pieces, he will forge you one item of your choice (so long as the needed materials are available). No time limit.
Other Options:
  • Bring an Ore of High Quality
  • Bring more than 5 Ore Pieces
  • Bring a Rare Ore


Acquired Loaned Antler Pickaxe
Lost 8 Giant Ven Spider Legs
Acquired Well Made Stone Knife


Quest: Get Fish for Shamar
Quest Giver: Shamar the Head Hunter
Quest Details: Shamar wants fish if you want to trade for clothing. If you bring her at least 3 Fish from the Southeast Lake, she will give you one item of your choice (so long as the needed materials are available). No time limit.
Other Options:
  • Bring at least 1 Fish of High Quality
  • Bring more than 3 Fish
  • Bring a Rare Fish


Shamar has given you 1 Long Braided Fishing Line and 1 Bone Hook.
SYSTEM: Grunthor


The next morning, he got to do things he was good at, but somehow didn't even manage to get excited about that either. After unga-bunga'ing his way through the training with the rest of the runts--several of whom he would notice were his own pit-mates from the day before--he was given a choice of weapons.

Many of the other runts laughed uproariously when he picked two shields, and Auguz gave him a look that said 'really, dumbass?'

His tubby opponent charged, swinging his polearm in a big circle. Grunthor blocked it with only one shield, and only one arm on said shield, while carrying the weight of another shield. The impact was heavy and loud, and numbed his arm from the elbow down.

Nonetheless, his shield-bash knocked the other runt back a step. The fatter orcling sputtered in outrage, then managed to get his polearm to swing back around. It came up and over this time, coming down hard at Grunthor's head over the height of the shields...

@ReusableSword

As Agar gave into his primal instincts, bashing another orc child over the head with a big chunk of wood over and over, Auguz smiled and nodded. Soon the other runt was unconscious, droplets of blood seeping from his severely bruised cranium. Auguz shoved Agar off of the opponent, then shook the downed runt til they woke up crying.

"Shaddap, loser! Get back in line for yer next one!" said the Head Warrior, before booting the sobbing wretch back into the crowd. He then turned to Agar and held out a small object in his hand--a rat's skull, picked clean and bleached white.

"Good job, Runt! Take dat to da guards outside da Warchief's place, and ya gets ya reward! From here ons, you's a propah Orc--get big and strong, for da tribe!"

"Oh, but one more ting!" Auguz seemed to think of something, catching Agar by the shoulder before the Runt left. "I see ya got yaself a strong skill! Good! But be careful what ya eat--you Runts ain't got room for lots of Skills! It's betta to find strong Monsters, or ones that got better Skills for Orcs--things we can use with our weapons, or makes us stronger! If you just scarfs everything ya see like a dumb mukh, who knows what ya gonna get!"

Congratulations! You have fulfilled all requirements of the Agronak Warband.
As a Runt, you have no assigned jobs. Seek out other Tribe members for trades and companions. Survive until reaching your next Stage.


NEW QUESTS HAVE APPEARED:
Quest Giver: ???
  • Discover an Area you have not explored yet.
    You have explored: Orc Camp, Nearby Forest, Deep Forest (Quarter).
  • Slay a Creature with the "Boss" Tag.
    Your current Level is 4. Until this Quest is completed, the "Boss" tag will apply to the current level scale. Defeating a scaled Boss at higher levels will decrease EXP gain.


Will you Accept a Quest? Y/N
SYSTEM:Agar
@Databug I'd wait at least a little while so we don't have a situation where two players are just alternating back and forth. Maybe consider a collab if you think a conversation or interaction would be more drawn out?
@Databug Accepted! Was her brother killed somehow, or just arrested?
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