If someone makes a Googledoc, I'll happily add my notes to it. Until then, satisfy yourself with this.
/Page 1/
DEADPOOL - Yay!
ALPHA - fall, curse, brawl with CHAOS, who kicks ALPHA below
PSYGA - Drowning, oh wait, TEAR saves him
RAWK & ZM - Appear
KEY - "Where are we?"
TAOKAFKA - talking to himself
OMEGA - creepily appears w/ cane
BEE - Draws and sheathes samurai sword, says "I've lost it"
DESCARTES - Finally! Wow!
WILLA - pulls out hula hoop "My name is Willa"
N1-L3 - separates blocks, radio transmits, circles
AJAX - Where are we? Who is your master? Why was I summoned?
BEE - My name is Bee, no idea, I'm mad
WILLA - Not mad! No master
CHARLIE - Pets Oreo, sea turtle summons up to him, Corgi
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TAOKAFKA - I hear voices, and FOOD, need FOOD; How'd we get here
RAWK - Cyberworld!
PSYGA - WOAH ROCKET WOAH
TEAR - WOAH CORGI WOAH
AJAX - BEE is a good name; Guess you guys aren't servants of the summoners; where's teh emmisary!?; no food; not crazy, we just oughta wait
KEY - Rocket! No - Catman! "No food, sorry." press her face to the rocket "Maybe food in the rocket?"
WILLA - No food, sorry; I'm WILLA. How'd LINK get here? AJAX, what year is it? Any of you?
GS_ANGEL - This is interesting
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Howdy. Bit far from the city, y'all
CHARLIE - Are you Ruby Rose?
TAOKAFKA - I'm adorabloodthirsty, KEY! WILLA, I'm stuck with a videogame character in my head. Follow the Elf, she's got food!
PSYGA - I'm dead. I'm definitely dead. *flips open TEAR's hood*
TEAR - I'm a grim reaper, you jer-augh!
PSYGA - RATTLESNAKE JACK! YAY!
TEAR - RATTLESNAKE JACK! YAY!
RATTLESNAKE JACK - I don't have a tail... Anyone got a cigarette?
RAWK - I'm from 2014/3422. No cigarettes.
LINK - WHAT THE HECK IS THE [N1-L3]!?
CHAOS - Here, R. JACK, have a cigarette. Oh, and that's a Russian rocket.
PSYGA - Oh, thought you were a literal rattllesnake.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Clearly sweatlodge.
N1-L3 - Okay, KEY, you're calming. Come in!
CHARLIE - to the ROCKET!
PSYGA - "I nearly drowned, if that counts as sweat lodging. So... delusions?"
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RATTLESNAKE JACK - Sure, I guess you could be delusion-ing.
CHAOS - Ooh, I can screw with people!
KEY - It's 2014! Oh, look, the ROCKET speaks via radio! "Teal'c'd" "Food for Kittie? I thought I was dreaming! And I thought I was summoned."
TAOKAFKA - "Not dreaming. Needs a- well, now it just needs a whip. Can't have another conscious in a dream. Def. not Earth." Presses button hoping for food.
WILLA - "What do we do? Anyone have food/water?" Examine equipment.
CHARLIE - Gets to rocket. Pets Oreo. Relaxes.
BEE - We could be a threat or they could be messing with us. Or summoned? Or-oh, nice gun.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Thanks! Whassyer sword?
BEE - A really cool sword is what it is.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - I'm Jack. You are?
OMEGA - My cane is cool. AND practical, so ha.
RAWK - My gauntlet-cyber-swords are cool.
LINK - Look at my stuff!
PSYGA - We should go to a sweat lounge. Erm. How's a rocket fit in one? Also, def. just toying with us.
TEAR - WEAPONS!?!? I've got a scythe!
BEE - I'm Bee. [to OMEGA:] Beer is better. [to R. JACK:] Rich guys don't get it. Also, Waffle House.
RATTLESNAKE JACK: [to PSYGA:] Sweat lodges are spiritual. [to RAWK:] Nice sword. [to LINK:] Nice Shield. [to TEAR:] That's no sniper rifle! [to BEE:] Hello, Bee. Drinking is drinking, no class-warfare involved.
RAWK: [to R. JACK:]I'm Rawk.
LINK: [to R. JACK:]I'm Link, and my shield is awesome and hereditary.
OMEGA: The wine's sentimental, not snooty. *war story*
WILLA: Figures out equipment.
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RATTLESNAKE JACK: [to OMEGA:] Yeah, well, you ain't lived 'till you... I'm not going to tell you. Who made it, if you dind't?
RAWK: To the rocket! *screws with the cameras*
LINK: Also to the Rocket!
OMEGA: [to R. JACK:] The locals made it
SAMUS: We're in the Cyber Realm. Also, /do/ try to avoid the code streams. They warp worlds when you screw with them.
KALAMADEA: Go get me this plot coupon - it looks like a piece of something, it's porous, gray, and stone-like.
*portalled away!*
N1-L3: Ah, I feel much better. Also, this music is grating.
CHAOS: Yay! I love doing this! Er, where's ORDIAS?
ALPHA: We'll find him eventually. And where's TRUTH?
OMEGA: Probably they're somewhere else.
SOREL: Hmm. KAL's looking for something important.
CHARLIE: *grabs ladder before falling off rocket* Let's follow SAMUS!
BEE: WTF, mate? To Castle Town!
R. JACK: I'll follow BEE. What's Bombchu Bowling?
CHESHIRE: *falls into Hyrule* "Hello? Anyone here?"
BEE: [to R. JACK:] It's a walking bomb.
R. JACK: [to BEE:] Sounds fun. What'd'you know about this place, anyhow?
WILLA: [to BEE:] What's Bombchu Bowling?
BEE: Castle Town - Bombchu Bowling & cash, store; Kokiri Forest (south); Death Mountain and Zora to east and west; Field with a ranch and an expensive horse; Lon Lon Ranch with milk. Er, good milk.
R. JACK: To Bombchu Bowling!
TAOKAFKA: There's less... porn here than I expected. *portalled away* Food! Well, I know where to go. Or we could get better food. Not that we have the right money. But I guess we could trade. Up to you people.
CHESHIRE: Oh, those people are far away. "Hey, wait up, jerks!"
AJAX: *takes the transition poorly* "What's in Death Mountain?" "Also, anyone know what the heck is going on?"
RAWK: Oh, look. We're in Ocarina of Time.
LINK: To Death Mountain! And is there a second Link?
RAWK: Telepathy overload! Let's go to Death Mountain; Kakariko Village is on the way.
R. JACK: [to CHESHIRE:] Catch up, slowpoke. [to AJAX:] Let's go Bombchu Bowling. [to RAWK:] Permission? We don't need no stinking permission!
CHESHIRE: *running to catch up*
BEE: *arrives at pre-Ocarina of Time Castle Town with the others*
SAMUS: *Proceeds to Kakariko Village/Death Mountain.*
AJAX: This place is creepy. Do you think they (the NPC's) have minds? *starts vandalizing plants for money*
N1-L3: Let's stay here. Presumeably somebody will come by.
CHARLIE: *follows Samus* Why'd we split up, damnit!
KEY: I guess this is reality now. N1-L3, check things out with a probe or something. Let's stuff the rocket full of supplies for the next few worlds! To town!
TAOKAFKA: Yeah, c'mon, N1-L3!
PSYGA: Hello, internet! I mean, Mario! I mean.... oh. Zelda. *follows JAKE*
TEAR: *moves toward Castle*
BEE: There IS no Sheriff. *vandalizes urns for money*
R. JACK: No Sheriff? Wow, boring.
RAWK: Probably the rock's in Death Mountain. Or the Fire Temple. Is everyone fireproof?
AJAX: *continues vandalizing plants for money* [to R. JACK:] I thought you'd love this. Also, don't screw with the chickens. Let's mess with this place!
R. JACK: Money here isn't even EARNED. Of course it's dull.
CHESHIRE: Aren't you guys... vandalizing property or something?
R. JACK: Nobody here cares. Just let me handle the Sheriff.
CHESHIRE: Does that really make it okay...? *magicks a spark to explode against a building*
BEE: Wait, even if there were a Sheriff, why would he come after us?
R. JACK: I love messing with Sheriffs!
CHARLIE: *takes over Oreo's body briefly*
*Suddenly more realism!*
GUARD (Castle Town): STOP, VANDALS!
SAMUS: Well, the Crucible did something from somewere. To the Fire Temple!
KEY: *gathers gems* We should look for an NPC quest on the way to town. And uh, we should GO to town.
CHESHIRE: Um. Sorry, Mr. Guard. We'll pay you for it?
RAWK: We have to climb Death Mountain to get there.
WILLA: Let's leave!
R. JACK: Attack! (with non-lethals) Yay, combat!
AJAX: If they try to kill us, I'm fighting, too; I don't care what you said, R. JACK.
R. JACK: Fine.
TAOKAFKA: To Castle Town! *spirits out a cat-girl briefly, just to try it*
PSYGA: Where's the bowling alley?
TEAR: We don't have the money. And I'm going to help out LINK.
N1-L3: *Detaches LK lander, and follows KEY with it*
CHESHIRE: *accidentally kills a guard*
KEY: Green gems are least valuable, purple is most valuable. Follow TAOKAFKA! Let's pretend we're a circus, if anyone asks.
BEE: Augh! That's not standard Zelda game behavior!
WILLA: Haha, okay, fine; we're a circus! So what's in this "Castle Town"?
R. JACK: Damnit, I called the Sheriffs!
CHESHIRE: That was an accident!
R. JACK: Don't kill 'em!
CHESHIRE: Ugh, fine, whatever.
TAOKAFKA: Yeah, and if we need money, we can perform! We're here, WILLA. Bombchu Bowling, shop, temple of time, some stuff, and people already in a fight. Let's help them.
KEY: Let's not. I mean, if they're jailed, we can still break them out. Besides, it's not like we're the group's best fighters. Let's see if we can kill some local monsters for money.
SAMUS: Let's climb it.
GATE GUARD: Ganondorf is in charge now, jerks.
RAWK: I guess this is the second half of the game? [to GATE GUARD:] We're here to save the Gorons!
CHESHIRE: *gets stabbed* *BASS takes over and kicks some guard butt!*
GATE GUARD: Ganondorf didn't say you could, so-
SAMUS: *blasts open gate*
(CASTLE TOWN group are suddenly in a strange shop)
CREEPY SHOPKEEPER: Care to purchase or sell a Poe soul?
LINK: Ganondorf?! *continues through broken gate*
RAWK: Nice shot, SAMUS. *draws swords and continues up*
N1-L3: Oh, look. Time travel. Hmm. *blasts off the LOK orbiter toward Death Mountain*
TAOKAFKA: Dangit, N1-L3, a little warning! We should fight monsters.
R. JACK: ...aaand we're back to boring. Bowling?
BASS(CHESHIRE): *out the door* *flies toward Kokiriko village*
KEY: *grabs hold of the LK lander* Let's go, then. But you don't think someone'd bottle ME, right? And let's seriously get as far away from CREEPY SHOPKEEPER as possible and go fight monsters.
