[OOC] Return to the Multiverse

[rawkhawk64]

Why did I say Volvagia was a male? I know she's female...

Oops on your gender, Kala.

Also, not only a second Master Sword, but a second Link.

[rawkhawk64]

Don't you love double posts?

[Kalamadea]

It's fine, lol. I get called female on the internet so much that I hardly even get frustrated by it anymore.

EDIT: For those that don't know, we just fast-forwarded seven years in-game. What happened is the Link from OoT just pulled the Master Sword from the Pedestal of Time, and we were sealed right alongside him for seven years. The difference is we weren't teleported into the Sacred Realm like he was.

[Psyga315]

I have some unfortunate news.

My posting time will be severely cut for holidays for the next four days.

[Sutternalt]

You could go with Key and Willa, as they're the two closest to humans. Or you'd have to go with the N1-L3 and Key or Willa, because of the male/female pair.

Heck, you could argue that Taokafka qualifies, if the cat-lady in his head is out.

[Kafka Komedy]

I just realized, Taokafka is Meowth, Kafka is James, and Taokaka is Jesse. He's the whole crew wrapped in one!

[Sutternalt]

The lander's still with Team Rocket. It's just the rest of the ship that took off from back where we started.

[rawkhawk64]

For a minute there, Sutter, I thought you were talking about pairings until I realized that it was the whole Team rocket bit.

EDIT: Also, in OoT, Volvagia is referred to as male in-game, Kala.

[Charlie]

I'm out, RP is too fast, and with the guild being extraordinary fickle on me so I can't keep up.

[Kafka Komedy]

Sutternalt said
The lander's still with Team Rocket. It's just the rest of the ship that took off from back where we started.

Well, Taokafka is a simple cat-boy. You may have to explain that to him.
Also I don't want to have to edit my post.

Edit: Whoops, also, bye Charlie. Seeya around.

[TalijaKey]

If we have 3 in one rocket team then the rest of us are the pokemon?..........I am calling arbok! XD

Well I hope moving a moon launcher to the face will help explaining that rocket man is still kinda there for the simple cat bot~ XD
While its being carried/pushed around by a over sized earth hand.

Hm...I wonder if you can bottle any kind of ghost spirit...like key or Taokaka? Or they can just break out?

And bye bye we will miss you.

[grandsword]

ok, can i get an update on what's been going on? holiday prep has made me unable to check and i need to know to post.

[Sutternalt]

Uh, sure. Hang on, let me compile my notes again/wait for someone else to beat me to it.

[Psyga315]

We should make a Google Docs of recapping this.

[Sutternalt]

If someone makes a Googledoc, I'll happily add my notes to it. Until then, satisfy yourself with this.

Previously

/Page 1/
DEADPOOL - Yay!
ALPHA - fall, curse, brawl with CHAOS, who kicks ALPHA below
PSYGA - Drowning, oh wait, TEAR saves him
RAWK & ZM - Appear
KEY - "Where are we?"
TAOKAFKA - talking to himself
OMEGA - creepily appears w/ cane
BEE - Draws and sheathes samurai sword, says "I've lost it"
DESCARTES - Finally! Wow!
WILLA - pulls out hula hoop "My name is Willa"
N1-L3 - separates blocks, radio transmits, circles
AJAX - Where are we? Who is your master? Why was I summoned?
BEE - My name is Bee, no idea, I'm mad
WILLA - Not mad! No master
CHARLIE - Pets Oreo, sea turtle summons up to him, Corgi

/Page 2/
TAOKAFKA - I hear voices, and FOOD, need FOOD; How'd we get here
RAWK - Cyberworld!
PSYGA - WOAH ROCKET WOAH
TEAR - WOAH CORGI WOAH
AJAX - BEE is a good name; Guess you guys aren't servants of the summoners; where's teh emmisary!?; no food; not crazy, we just oughta wait
KEY - Rocket! No - Catman! "No food, sorry." press her face to the rocket "Maybe food in the rocket?"
WILLA - No food, sorry; I'm WILLA. How'd LINK get here? AJAX, what year is it? Any of you?
GS_ANGEL - This is interesting
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Howdy. Bit far from the city, y'all
CHARLIE - Are you Ruby Rose?
TAOKAFKA - I'm adorabloodthirsty, KEY! WILLA, I'm stuck with a videogame character in my head. Follow the Elf, she's got food!
PSYGA - I'm dead. I'm definitely dead. *flips open TEAR's hood*
TEAR - I'm a grim reaper, you jer-augh!
PSYGA - RATTLESNAKE JACK! YAY!
TEAR - RATTLESNAKE JACK! YAY!
RATTLESNAKE JACK - I don't have a tail... Anyone got a cigarette?
RAWK - I'm from 2014/3422. No cigarettes.
LINK - WHAT THE HECK IS THE [N1-L3]!?
CHAOS - Here, R. JACK, have a cigarette. Oh, and that's a Russian rocket.
PSYGA - Oh, thought you were a literal rattllesnake.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Clearly sweatlodge.
N1-L3 - Okay, KEY, you're calming. Come in!
CHARLIE - to the ROCKET!
PSYGA - "I nearly drowned, if that counts as sweat lodging. So... delusions?"

/Page 3\
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Sure, I guess you could be delusion-ing.
CHAOS - Ooh, I can screw with people!
KEY - It's 2014! Oh, look, the ROCKET speaks via radio! "Teal'c'd" "Food for Kittie? I thought I was dreaming! And I thought I was summoned."
TAOKAFKA - "Not dreaming. Needs a- well, now it just needs a whip. Can't have another conscious in a dream. Def. not Earth." Presses button hoping for food.
WILLA - "What do we do? Anyone have food/water?" Examine equipment.
CHARLIE - Gets to rocket. Pets Oreo. Relaxes.
BEE - We could be a threat or they could be messing with us. Or summoned? Or-oh, nice gun.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - Thanks! Whassyer sword?
BEE - A really cool sword is what it is.
RATTLESNAKE JACK - I'm Jack. You are?
OMEGA - My cane is cool. AND practical, so ha.
RAWK - My gauntlet-cyber-swords are cool.
LINK - Look at my stuff!
PSYGA - We should go to a sweat lounge. Erm. How's a rocket fit in one? Also, def. just toying with us.
TEAR - WEAPONS!?!? I've got a scythe!
BEE - I'm Bee. [to OMEGA:] Beer is better. [to R. JACK:] Rich guys don't get it. Also, Waffle House.
RATTLESNAKE JACK: [to PSYGA:] Sweat lodges are spiritual. [to RAWK:] Nice sword. [to LINK:] Nice Shield. [to TEAR:] That's no sniper rifle! [to BEE:] Hello, Bee. Drinking is drinking, no class-warfare involved.
RAWK: [to R. JACK:]I'm Rawk.
LINK: [to R. JACK:]I'm Link, and my shield is awesome and hereditary.
OMEGA: The wine's sentimental, not snooty. *war story*
WILLA: Figures out equipment.

/Page 4\
RATTLESNAKE JACK: [to OMEGA:] Yeah, well, you ain't lived 'till you... I'm not going to tell you. Who made it, if you dind't?
RAWK: To the rocket! *screws with the cameras*
LINK: Also to the Rocket!
OMEGA: [to R. JACK:] The locals made it
SAMUS: We're in the Cyber Realm. Also, /do/ try to avoid the code streams. They warp worlds when you screw with them.
KALAMADEA: Go get me this plot coupon - it looks like a piece of something, it's porous, gray, and stone-like.
*portalled away!*
N1-L3: Ah, I feel much better. Also, this music is grating.
CHAOS: Yay! I love doing this! Er, where's ORDIAS?
ALPHA: We'll find him eventually. And where's TRUTH?
OMEGA: Probably they're somewhere else.
SOREL: Hmm. KAL's looking for something important.
CHARLIE: *grabs ladder before falling off rocket* Let's follow SAMUS!
BEE: WTF, mate? To Castle Town!
R. JACK: I'll follow BEE. What's Bombchu Bowling?
CHESHIRE: *falls into Hyrule* "Hello? Anyone here?"
BEE: [to R. JACK:] It's a walking bomb.
R. JACK: [to BEE:] Sounds fun. What'd'you know about this place, anyhow?
WILLA: [to BEE:] What's Bombchu Bowling?
BEE: Castle Town - Bombchu Bowling & cash, store; Kokiri Forest (south); Death Mountain and Zora to east and west; Field with a ranch and an expensive horse; Lon Lon Ranch with milk. Er, good milk.
R. JACK: To Bombchu Bowling!
TAOKAFKA: There's less... porn here than I expected. *portalled away* Food! Well, I know where to go. Or we could get better food. Not that we have the right money. But I guess we could trade. Up to you people.
CHESHIRE: Oh, those people are far away. "Hey, wait up, jerks!"
AJAX: *takes the transition poorly* "What's in Death Mountain?" "Also, anyone know what the heck is going on?"
RAWK: Oh, look. We're in Ocarina of Time.
LINK: To Death Mountain! And is there a second Link?
RAWK: Telepathy overload! Let's go to Death Mountain; Kakariko Village is on the way.

Page 5

R. JACK: [to CHESHIRE:] Catch up, slowpoke. [to AJAX:] Let's go Bombchu Bowling. [to RAWK:] Permission? We don't need no stinking permission!
CHESHIRE: *running to catch up*
BEE: *arrives at pre-Ocarina of Time Castle Town with the others*
SAMUS: *Proceeds to Kakariko Village/Death Mountain.*
AJAX: This place is creepy. Do you think they (the NPC's) have minds? *starts vandalizing plants for money*
N1-L3: Let's stay here. Presumeably somebody will come by.
CHARLIE: *follows Samus* Why'd we split up, damnit!
KEY: I guess this is reality now. N1-L3, check things out with a probe or something. Let's stuff the rocket full of supplies for the next few worlds! To town!
TAOKAFKA: Yeah, c'mon, N1-L3!
PSYGA: Hello, internet! I mean, Mario! I mean.... oh. Zelda. *follows JAKE*
TEAR: *moves toward Castle*
BEE: There IS no Sheriff. *vandalizes urns for money*
R. JACK: No Sheriff? Wow, boring.
RAWK: Probably the rock's in Death Mountain. Or the Fire Temple. Is everyone fireproof?
AJAX: *continues vandalizing plants for money* [to R. JACK:] I thought you'd love this. Also, don't screw with the chickens. Let's mess with this place!
R. JACK: Money here isn't even EARNED. Of course it's dull.
CHESHIRE: Aren't you guys... vandalizing property or something?
R. JACK: Nobody here cares. Just let me handle the Sheriff.
CHESHIRE: Does that really make it okay...? *magicks a spark to explode against a building*
BEE: Wait, even if there were a Sheriff, why would he come after us?
R. JACK: I love messing with Sheriffs!
CHARLIE: *takes over Oreo's body briefly*

Page 6

*Suddenly more realism!*
GUARD (Castle Town): STOP, VANDALS!
SAMUS: Well, the Crucible did something from somewere. To the Fire Temple!
KEY: *gathers gems* We should look for an NPC quest on the way to town. And uh, we should GO to town.
CHESHIRE: Um. Sorry, Mr. Guard. We'll pay you for it?
RAWK: We have to climb Death Mountain to get there.
WILLA: Let's leave!
R. JACK: Attack! (with non-lethals) Yay, combat!
AJAX: If they try to kill us, I'm fighting, too; I don't care what you said, R. JACK.
R. JACK: Fine.
TAOKAFKA: To Castle Town! *spirits out a cat-girl briefly, just to try it*
PSYGA: Where's the bowling alley?
TEAR: We don't have the money. And I'm going to help out LINK.
N1-L3: *Detaches LK lander, and follows KEY with it*
CHESHIRE: *accidentally kills a guard*
KEY: Green gems are least valuable, purple is most valuable. Follow TAOKAFKA! Let's pretend we're a circus, if anyone asks.
BEE: Augh! That's not standard Zelda game behavior!
WILLA: Haha, okay, fine; we're a circus! So what's in this "Castle Town"?
R. JACK: Damnit, I called the Sheriffs!
CHESHIRE: That was an accident!
R. JACK: Don't kill 'em!
CHESHIRE: Ugh, fine, whatever.
TAOKAFKA: Yeah, and if we need money, we can perform! We're here, WILLA. Bombchu Bowling, shop, temple of time, some stuff, and people already in a fight. Let's help them.

Page 7

KEY: Let's not. I mean, if they're jailed, we can still break them out. Besides, it's not like we're the group's best fighters. Let's see if we can kill some local monsters for money.
SAMUS: Let's climb it.
GATE GUARD: Ganondorf is in charge now, jerks.
RAWK: I guess this is the second half of the game? [to GATE GUARD:] We're here to save the Gorons!
CHESHIRE: *gets stabbed* *BASS takes over and kicks some guard butt!*
GATE GUARD: Ganondorf didn't say you could, so-
SAMUS: *blasts open gate*
(CASTLE TOWN group are suddenly in a strange shop)
CREEPY SHOPKEEPER: Care to purchase or sell a Poe soul?
LINK: Ganondorf?! *continues through broken gate*
RAWK: Nice shot, SAMUS. *draws swords and continues up*
N1-L3: Oh, look. Time travel. Hmm. *blasts off the LOK orbiter toward Death Mountain*
TAOKAFKA: Dangit, N1-L3, a little warning! We should fight monsters.
R. JACK: ...aaand we're back to boring. Bowling?
BASS(CHESHIRE): *out the door* *flies toward Kokiriko village*
KEY: *grabs hold of the LK lander* Let's go, then. But you don't think someone'd bottle ME, right? And let's seriously get as far away from CREEPY SHOPKEEPER as possible and go fight monsters.

[Psyga315]

Alright. Compiled it all into a Google Doc.

[ayzrules]

aww bye charlie :(

just got back from vacay, i was able to check the ic but not ooc and it won't load the previous page for me, did i miss anything important?

hope you guys all had a good christmas if you celebrate it

[Kalamadea]

I do apologize for the sudden absence, but I found out at the very last minute (meaning after I got home that day) that I'd be stuck at home for most of the holiday with no internet, and when I did get some time on limited internet the Guild was always down. I'll get caught up with the IC and get a post up as soon as I can to get some advancement going.

Also, hate to see you go, Charlie. We'll keep your character in reserve in case you decide to come back.

[Psyga315]

Same here. RPG always goes down when I want to post.

[Kalamadea]

I'm seriously considering moving back to the previous site, where we had a board to ourselves. It's far more stable than RPG is right now, rarely goes down. If you guys want to stay here, it's fine, we'll stay. I'm just worried the Guild's instability could kill this thing again now that it's lost us one guy.