Ganondorf's entire body tensed as he was slammed down face-first into the stone below. He turned his bleeding head around to look at Ajax, a wicked grin marking his face, and wrapped his legs around the other fighter's torso. Sinking thick fingers into the ground, he pulled with his entire torso and arms, pulling the Greek over his head and down into the ground, like a hammer of muscle. ----------------- Bee found it exciting to watch a wrestling match; he wished he had some popcorn or a Jaxamania headband. Turning his head, he wondered how the others were enjoying spectating. His face drooped as Jack and a Deku shrub were playing cards. Looking further up, he saw Okuu and Cirno sitting in the still sinking castle. The man's face grew pale. "Whoa, WHOA. CIRNO LOOK DOWN. Oh man, oh jeez." he said to himself, bouncing on the balls of his feet. He couldn't just let a pair of girls fall into lava like this. His mom taught him better than that. "Okay, I'm gonna get you down. Just hold on!" he said, and backed up. Getting a running start, he leaped through the air, and landed on the wall next to their hole, stabbing his sword into the wall to anchor himself. "Okay, I'm gonna get you back now.... somehow." he said, looking around.

A young man was typing on his keyboard furiously, finishing off his latest CS on an RP he was joining. He wiped a sweat drop off his brow, rejoicing in the fact he just finished the longest CS he has ever typed up on the site. He stretched his arms and looked at the side of his small laptop. His desk was neat and tidy, as always. His newly painted Wraithguard figure. The new pride and joy of his 40k Eldar army. He kept that hobby out of the way most of the time. The only people who knew he had such hobby was his parents, his girlfriend and his best friend. They didn't say much about it. Whenever he asked his parents what they think about it, they always say "You just need to relieve stress" or something similar. Yawning, he grabbed the figure and grasped it tight, black paint shining in the light. The man took one look back at the CS. Making sure there was no spelling, he clicked submit. A warped blue tentacle reached out to grab the guy as he looked at it with pure surprise. It was covered in binary code and grabbed him by the head, sucking him into the laptop screen with wraith guard still in hand. 'WHAT THE FUCK' the man was flowing through the binary code, screaming in his head. He looked at the streams, a language not known to man. He looked down and saw- 'Ok, what the actual hell is going on?'. He saw long slender fingers covered in a gauntlet. His whole body was covered in armour! He realised he was- Eldrad Ulthran? The staff of Ulthramar and a Witchblade laid in his hands. He felt power surge through him as he grasped the archaic tightly, in awe of his current situation. Suddenly, an armoured hand reached his shoulder. It was giant. The now Eldrad Ulthran turned to see the Wraithguard, life size kneeling on one knee. He let out a little smile. With a deep and ancient voice, that surprised even Eldrad, he commanded "Help me, o fellow Eldar. Fallen now living, may you help me through this as my guardian and my companion. Help me out of this tumultuous place and into a new world." The Wraithguard bowed and followed him. They walked cyberspace for a long time before seeing a puncture. He led the warrior through and into a new world. It was beautiful. The sun was up, the birds were chirping and the sky was a clear blue. Until he heard a big SLAM!! He watched as an big hulking mass of muscles slammed a lizard like humanoid into the ground. He could not condone this. He stepped up and shouted, unknowingly making a psychic wave as he did so, his ethereal voice heard across the plane "Does anyone know what the hell is going on here?"

Okuu nodded as Cirno wandered over to the side of the structure to find answers. While she shouted at what was probably the pirate, Okuu wandered over near the opening that was made in the castle She had heard someone shouting around there. As Okuu looked out the opening, she saw the hero of justice hanging on to the side of the building with his sword. Okuu smiled sweetly and waved at him. "Hey, it's mister hero of justice! Did you beat the wizard pig yet?" Then, Okuu noticed something. Something disturbing. As she looked down, she saw the magma going up the castle and engulfing the structure. "Oh, no!" she cried, "Cirno! The ground is going up! It's eating the sky! Soon only magma will remain, and that means no more food! What will I eat!?"

"Nah, we're. We're still working on that." Bee replied, looking downwards at the rising lava. "Don't panic; the ground isn't rising! We're just sinking. Into lava. This is still really bad, though." he said, looking back at the girl. "Look, I'm gonna get you two across this to safety. Can you take my hand?" he said, reaching outwards towards the girls.

Cirno stood as close to the edge as she could and and reached desperately out to the man... and didn't get close to him at all, since it was like a 10 meter gap. On second thought, this had been kind of a dumb plan, but that had never stopped Cirno! She strained and stretched, trying to climb what remained of the tower in order to meet the man, but to no avail! Goodness, whatever would the fairy do? "Hey, wait.", Cirno stopped and thought for a second, before turning to her friend, "Okuu, can't we fly?"

A good use of the bodyscissors indeed Ajax thought as he let go of Ganondorf's legs, keeping hold of them and trying to pry them off wasn't going to work fast enough, and pulled his arms over his head to lessen the coming blow. The rock crumbled like paper from the force of the impact, and Ajax soon found a good deal of his head and arms deep in the platform. He could feel the heat of the magma coming from below them. Grinning in turn, though still buried in stone, he let his feet hit the floor rather than hang uselessly in the air. He probably looked quite ridiculous for a moment there. As he found himself a good foothold from which to exert his power, his hands gripped deep into the platform's insides, unseen. With a mighty heave and a roar, he pulled his upper body free, swinging both of his arms upwards in unison while still holding on to the stone in what could only be described as something akin to flipping a rug or a table. The floor in a large area in front of Ajax where, as far as he knew, Ganondorf would still be standing in or around exploded from within as if it had been booby trapped, causing a massive shockwave that blasted jagged rock fragments up in all directions.

a very loud and annoying BANG was heard right behind eldrad. A man in a black and white checker suit came forth from the ground. He yawns and stretches, and smiles at the situation "Ahhhhhhhhh, yes! Fresh meat to torment, to toy with, to fill with fear!" He rubs his hands together menacingly, and his smile turns into a maniac grin. "The show is back, another game! One more turn of the dice for chance, try your luck against the pits of fates, Avatars! For the carnival shall begin, and your souls will shake in terror at my demonstration of my technique." Huge hands made of solid shadow fly forth from the ground, and bring with them an old time record player. It sets it down and starts to play this tune: Click here to hear the tune He starts to sing to it, his own little tune. Welcome all, to doom Another day in hell for you Hello and hail the souls That are lost in need of fillings for their holes Power unseen, promises made To all that notice They're in pain. So welcome to my show, spin the dice See it all, it won't be nice Sell your soul to see your fate But you won't see it's mine to make. He laughs like a madman, and strolls around the battle with a cane made of shadow, slinking about like a cat in mallow. He twirled and danced to the haunting tune, making grace with all that ensued. Going side to side much like men's fates, he seemed the man that most would hate. "The name's maxwell, by the by! I'm sure you'll learn to know it, too! No one escapes me with sanity intact, not even fools who hear silly hats!" He glares in Hatter's direction. On closer inspection now, you can see that he is painted wood instead of flesh and bone. Shadow formed to his sides, showing that he was being controlled by something. But what?

Ganon was launched high into the air as the rocks smashed into him. At first, he flew freely, then tensed his body, and swung his limbs around in the air with such force as to move his body upright. Focusing all the energy in his body, he kicked his leg downward, immediately changing his trajectory and propelling him straight down at tremendous speed. A malicious laugh echoed as he collided with the earth, slamming into Ajax.

Cuban Pete finished his minutes-long "scream" of abject hatred. Feeling rather drained but still laced with malice, Pete decided to take his sorrows out on the world. Seating himself at the pilot's controls, Pete took direct control of his pod. With but a push of a button, two man-sized laser blasts shot forth from the front of the cockpit. Wherever they struck, they left a large, smoking crater. Grinning evilly, Cuban Pete turned his sights to Castle Ganondorf. The place where he gained, then lost, his golden opportunity to kickstart his new career. The place where he had spent the last half hour for nothing. The place that apparently cost the lives of his latest friends. The place that he was going to burn down to the ground. Shots from Pete's pod slammed into the thick walls of the castle, blowing it apart wherever they landed. The castle's already-fast descent into ruin was vastly hastened by Pete's unrelenting assault as massive chunks of mortar and masonry flew far and wide. Pete set the lasers to auto-fire, and got up to get himself a drink. Something strong, he thought, I think I'll have a Gargle Blaster. All the while, the unending stream of concussive blasts from Pete's ship bored a hole through the middle of the castle, threatening to make it collapse in on itself.

Contrary to what the dragon that dragged her into the magma thought, there was no harm done to Samus other than what the impact itself caused. The Gravity Suit's magma shielding kicked in as soon as she hit the molten rock, protecting her from its extreme heat. She noticed the usual drop in combat shielding when it happened, though, so she was more vulnerable to any attacks that may come. Motion set off her suit's proximity detector, something she was too focused on the scan to notice before, and she turned to see a much larger dragon moving rapidly towards her. She managed to get a couple of ice beam shots off, but they just glanced off, forcing her to roll out of the way to avoid damage. She spent too much time shooting, though, and was clipped by the dragon's claws, causing her to slide across the ground. The Hunter turned to face the dragon again, only to have it slam into her and drag her against the ground, draining her shielding at an alarming rate. It then threw her out of one of the magma pockets again, and she barely managed to land on her feet. Samus looked just in time to see Rawk and Link disappear into a rift in Cyberspace, and it was then she noticed Deadpool was missing. "Damn, his teleporter's screwing up the world even more than the crucible piece already has." It was at that moment that the large dragon erupted from the magma and let a roar loose in Samus and Omega's direction. "And there's that." Just as Rawk and Link noticed Samus coming back into view, a rift of some kind opened around them and dropped them into a dark region. They then landed on something Rawk and Link both would likely find very familiar: a massive canvas stretching into the distance. Nothing happened so far, but there was definitely something in the room with them, and it was very likely they both knew what that was. As if he were still trying to interfere, Chaos's headless body slid off of some platform on the collapsing castle and smacked Ganondorf's side, though it was barely even noticed. What was hard to miss, though, was a dark mist that phased into view with a three point "visor" in its upper regions that a cold blue light issued from. The mist descended on Chaos's corpse, which then faded into mist itself and was absorbed into the rest of the misty mass. It then phased out, leaving no trace of ever being there other than Chaos's corpse now missing. On Cirno, Okuu, Jack, and Bee's end, the castle abruptly halted its descent and the magma pool ceased to rise. A shrill laugh was heard then, and a dark-skinned old woman rose from below on a broomstick. Flame rushed from her head in place of hair. She let another shrill laugh loose and said, "These fools threaten our son's rule, Kotake." From behind, another voice sounded out, "Shall we show them how we treat obstacles, Koume?" If they looked behind them, they'd see an identical woman, only with icy mist where the other had flames. "I think we shall, sister."

A maxwell puppet shows up with the dragons, and his lower jaw falls off as the flimsy metal melts in the heat of the lava. He tried to raise his arm but it fell off. In a voice that was related to a speaker being burned, as it was, he says "ooooooohhhhhh ddddddeeeeeeaaaaaarrrrrr." He tries to make a hand of shadow, but it turns into light, then dissapears. His puppets could not survive very long here, and soon the only thing left was a mass of wooden pieces and molten pewter. Soon the wood ignites and turns to ash, turning the pewter into even more of a mess.

Rattlesnake Jack, sitting comfortably outside Castle Ganon on a nice field glanced upwards. It really was a good decision he made earlier to get out of the place and over the lava moat. But he still noticed twin individuals flying in the sky, at least for a moment. Though really he just saw Cuban Pete's Spacepod. He turned to Green, his Deku Scrub pal, and handed over a Queen as he asked for earlier. "Who're they Green?" Green just stared at him confused. "Who?" Rattlesnake Jack just shook his head. "Ne'er mind." He mused at his cards as did Green. The game of Go Fish would continue.

Just as Rawk saw a stream of fire heading his way... he was safe. Rawk looked around, seeing Link behind him. The two looked at their surroundings. The room was dark, and nearly impossible to see in. They were standing on a canvas of some sort, and Rawk noticed that it was very bouncy. "Oh..." Link said, Rawk finishing the sentence. "...fuck..." Rawk did not want to be here. "Of course. Of fucking course. It would have to be the Shadow Temple. Which means fucking Bongo-Bongo. Damn, I hate this fight..." Rawk said. He readied himself, summoning two Pawns. He felt the evil here. It made him shiver. Stay calm, Rawk. Just think this through. You know how Bongo-Bongo works. He must retain some of his patterns from the game. He has the same weak points. It'll be easy. Except Rawk knew that it wouldn't be easy. He'd nearly gotten killed by the dragons, and that was only the second temple! If it wasn't for that weird warping thing, Rawk knew he'd be history. His grip on his swords tightened. He only had one way to describe his feelings on the situation at hand. "Fuck!" Link, meanwhile, was taking the news much more calmly than his companion. Well, at least he wasn't be as expressive with it... Link sifted through the memories of his ancestor, the Hero of Time. Sure enough, this was the room he'd fought Bongo-Bongo in. Only his ancestor had the power of the Lens of Truth to help him out. Without it, Link was sure this fight was gonna be a pain. The Hylian had a thought that made his skin go pale. What if there's more than one Bongo-Bongo here too? Link thought to himself. His grip on the Master Sword tightened as Rawk muttered his last expletive. Link could only agree with the assessment.

Cirno was somewhat surprised as the tower came to a sudden, juddering halt, and looked up to see what all the commotion was about. She squinted, making out the vague silhouettes against the glare of the sun. Yes, there was no doubt about it. "Okuu, look!", she pointed at the shapes, "Flying grannies!" Kotake began to charge a blast of ice as Koume swooped in front and peered down her nose at Cirno. "We're more than mere grannies, child! We are Koume and-" Kotake sneezed, losing control of her ice blast and accidentally nailing her sister in the back of the head. "OW! Watch where you're aiming, you toothless hag!", Koume shrieked, whipping around. "It wouldn't have hit you if you didn't have to fly in front and grandstand all the time!" "If you could just coordinate with me for once in your life-" "Oh, so now it's my fault, is it? Bet it's my fault our son turned into a pig, too!" "Don't you bring the boy into this!" "I'll bring the boy into this if I damn well please!" "That's just like you, isn't it? Never any respect for the boy's-" "-Don't you give me that garbage about the boy's feelings, we both know you never tried to spare him any grief!" "Why I never-" Cirno raised her hand, "Scuse me?" "WHAT?", the pair shouted in unison. "Weren't you gonna shoot at us?" There was a pause. "...This isn't over.", Koume mumbled to her sister as the pair began charging spheres of their respective elements.

Much like the previous dropkick Ganondorf attempted, his latest effort saw his feet crash into Ajax's chest unimpeded. The impact drove Ajax face-up into the ground and sent shockwaves across what remained of the platform, not much truth be told, finally forcing it to completely break apart. Pieces of rock flew everywhere or floated away in the magma as the gerudo king forced his opponent's body to come into contact with the deadly molten rock, which burned at a horrifying 2000 degrees fahrenheit or so. In most other fights this would've resulted in an immediate victory for the dark conqueror, who could still avoid touching the scorching flow by jumping away. But this wasn't just any fight, and Ajax was not any opponent. Ganondorf could not possibly leap away because the massive greek man had once again grabbed hold of his legs in the moment of impact. For him, taking a dip in lava was like most people would experience a sauna. Wasting no time, Ajax regained his footing thanks to the viscous nature of the substance and the solids that can be naturally found within it and swung Ganondorf upward again. Rather than slam him down into the igneous fluid as payback, however, Ajax sought to place the tyrant face-up across his massive shoulders before hooking his head and one of his legs with his hands, then pulling down. The move was known by many names. Argentine backbreaker rack, Torture Rack, Tower Bridge. And with Ajax's power behind it, the results would be quite grisly if Ganondorf didn't manage to break free.

"F-fly.... they can fly. Oh my god." Bee said, looking dejectedly down at the lava, hanging from the sword. One of them even had wings, and the other had... crystal wings, of some kind and dear sweet mother of fuck one even carried him. "I am a very forgetful person." Bee muttered. "Can. Can I get a lift back to the platform?" he asked the pair.

Green stared into Rattlesnake Jack's eyes, judging him, trying to determine his tells. The mask, would keep him from facial recognition, but Green was sure he could crack the cowboy's code of the cards. Holding tight onto his cards, while still keeping on those golden gloves he looted earlier, he pondered. Rattlesnake Jack stared at the gilded chamberpot, which was one of the more sell able loot pieces they recovered, before staring back at Green. That plant would realize, he was not going to win this game of Go Fish. No, Rattlesnake Jack knew that he was going to win. He only had a few left, well one less than Green, but that was advantage enough. Rattlesnake Jack tapped on one of his cards with his left index finger. "Hnnn, Green." Green eyed him warily, knowing his opponent could get closer to victory. "Have any Sevens?" Smirking with his elongated snout shooter he spoke up "Ah, damn." Rattlesnake Jack took the seven as Green handed it over and placed it back on the terrain below. Rattlesnake Jack began tapping his few remaining cards with his fingers, as he began humming a bit. Green stared at him nervously, he didn't want to lose to Rattlesnake Jack, if only because he wanted to show off some card-playing skills. "Eight?" Rattlesnake Jack casually inquired, seeming perfectly at ease against his opponent. Green shook his head as he glanced towards the deck. "Go. Fish." he stated with a feeling of self-satisfaction. While it may only return things to Status Quo, it would give him the time necessary in his quest to beat Rattlesnake Jack in the game of cards. Casually reaching over to the deck of cards, situated in between the two of them. He drew it, but held the face of the card down and just left it there, just slightly above the deck. Green peered at him, "What are you doing?" Rattlesnake Jack casually glanced around the terrain around him. "Just noting it is a lovely day. Pretty nice weather, and I get to play a game of cards with an associate in this nice weather. Dangol wonderful to enjoy the simpler things in life." Rattlesnake Jack remarked as he finally brought the card's face towards his gaze. Then, he just looked at it for a bit. "Hey! Sweet 'n Eight!" He remarked happy about this fishing as he removed the eight from his hand and placed it with the eight he just drew back down. Green grumbled as Rattlesnake Jack let out a short chuckle. For now, it appeared Rattlesnake Jack was most likely to win the game. But only time would tell. Green glanced towards the castle, "Hey Boss, uh, think they'll be fine in there?"Rattlesnake Jack gave a simple nod, "What's the worse that could happen?"

Maxwell looks at the two huge men fighting. "ah, a strongman i can hire already! Oh, boy! I'll have to talk to him after he's done fighting ganondorf. Hopefully he's the one that wins. If not, oh well!" He looks at Jack, and almost flies over to them. "My good sirs, would you like to volunteer for a show I'm thinking of putting on? If so, i'd like to hear your names so I may write them down and thus call upon you when the time is most correct. I could use all the help i can get, so i'd be grateful to have you in my arm- i mean crew!'

Rattlesnake Jack glanced back towards Maxwell, "Playin' cards 'ere. Come back after I'm done yea? Nice day out, enjoy the weather 'n such." Rattlesnake Jack eyed his associate Green, who just stared blankly at Maxwell, before returning his attention to his cards. "Ain't showman though." Rattlesnake Jack remarked, as his pupils darted back towards Green. His associate would not win this game of cards, oh no.

"Ah, such a shame. I'm sure you'll change your mind eventually though. Because, in a place like this powerful friends are good to have." Maxwell leans in a little, his face a little less cheery. "And I hope you're not too dumb to realize that." He walks off and uses a pillar of shadow to come level with the two witches and cirno. "Excuse me ladies, i'd wish to speak with the Avatar for a moment if you don't mind too much. Official business and all." He moves closer to Cirno, shadow making a bridge under him as he walked. "Greetings. My name is Maxwell, young girl. I'm recruiting volunteers for a carnival. Would you be so interested as to help me? If you could just let me know your name I can make an appointment for you when it best fits our, well my, schedule."