Spam seems to be filled with random games and other useless things so I guess I'll add to the madness! Here's a random quiz(?) ish thing I've seen on other sites but not here. Hopefully it doesn't break any rules. >.<

Note: I did NOT make this. I only copied it.

Please be nice and don't cause shit.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4: What do you think about most?
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7: What's your strangest talent?
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13: What's your height?
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17: What was the last lie you told?
18: Do you believe in karma?
19: What does your URL mean?
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23: How do you vent your anger?
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26: Are you happy with the person you've become?
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28: What's your biggest "what if"?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31: Smell the air. What do you smell?
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35: To you, what is the meaning of life?
36: Define Art.
37: Do you believe in luck?
38: What's the weather like right now?
39: What time is it?
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41: What was the last book you read?
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43: Do you have any nicknames?
44: What was the last film you saw?
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47: Do you have any obsessions right now?
48: What exactly are you wearing right now?
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?
50: Do you believe in magic?
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52: What is your astrological sign?
53: Do you save money or spend it?
54: What's the last thing you purchased?
55: Love or lust?
56: In a relationship?
57: How many relationships have you had?
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59: Where were you yesterday?
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61: Are you wearing socks right now?
62: What's your favorite animal?
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64: Where is your best friend?
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
66: What is your heritage?
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?
68: What do you think is Satan's last name?
69: How do you look right now?
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77: How can I win your heart?
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80: What size shoes do you wear?
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82: What is your favorite word?
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84: What is a saying you say a lot?
85: What's the last song you listened to?
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors?
87: What is your current desktop picture?
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96: Do you have any relatives in jail?
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98: Ever been on a plane?
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Smashmouth - Allstar Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up Escape from the city Galo Sengen Nirvana - Wake me Up Four Blonde Hemans - What's going on

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Joseph Stalin. Praise Communism, comrade

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "– and my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba. The businessmen exit on the second floor. We have one more floor to travel."

4: What do you think about most? Arby's. Its the only food that helps my crippling depression and daily existential crises.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? "Stop fucking texting me you creep"

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Without so I can sensually caress night intruders.

7: What's your strangest talent? I'm apparently very good at making people run away screaming "Please don't shoot me!"

8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) girls drool boys rule

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No. Though, I suspect "Destiny, the man who uses a strap-on knife" would be a chart topping song.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Two seconds ago when I remembered Bill and Ted. Never Forget, Excellent 2/17

11: Do you have any strange phobias? I fear clowns. Especially myself.

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? You shoulda seen those doctor's faces when they finally pulled that dragon dildo out of my nose. It was hilarious.

13: What's your height? 6'6.6

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Humping trees whilst singing the blues.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Both. I love filming myself do weird shit so I can blackmail myself.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Ever heard of "Betty White Tit Fuck"?

17: What was the last lie you told? "Don't worry. Clowno the Serial Killing Clown is totally sane."

18: Do you believe in karma? Not really. However, this one time, after I had finished feeding an entire Hershey's bar to a dog, I got smacked in the face with a baseball bat. I mean, I came away completely unharmed, but that now-dead baseball player with an entire bat shoved right up his ass really made me think about karma and its existences

19: What does your URL mean? United Racedriver League, which is funny because I don't even have a drivers license.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed. I can't go five seconds without forgetting what I just typed.

21: Who is your celebrity crush? Charles Manson

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? All the time.

23: How do you vent your anger? Usually through hookers and drugs, but this one time I vented my anger by taking a tae kwon doh course. It felt relaxing delivering a hard kick to several five year olds. I should totally do it again.

24: Do you have a collection of anything? I have this collection of photos from the nice people who live in my basement. I swear they say the funniest things. "LET ME OUT! YOU'RE KILLING US!" Oh, Jane. Such a kidder.

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Video chatting. People can't see my erection otherwise.

26: Are you happy with the person you've become? Oh totally. I used to hate myself, but now I'm totally in love with the skinny, pale-skinned individual I've become. And my personality is absolutely amazing as well.

27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Ever hear a cat die? Well, for me this is both a sound I hate and a sound I love.

28: What's your biggest "what if"? "What if I'm not as sane as I originally thought?"

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I've been abducted by both. The ghosts tried to lynch me because I fed this nice, black homeless man earlier that day. And the aliens pulled me out of that situation. After a nice night of anal probing, we had a few brewskis and are now great friends. I call the aliens sometimes. Apparently we're supposed to get destroyed in 2017.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Corpse. Another corpse.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Ever smelled the blood of someone who's diet is obnoxiously high in citrus? This fucking air freshener is like that, but ten times worse.

32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? Prison was pretty terrible, but it doesn't hold a candle to my parents' place at Thanksgiving.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East Coast. I hear those dirty Westerners are filthy racists.

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Betty White.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? A cold brew surrounded by the rotting carcasses of several animals I managed to hit on the way home from work last week.

36: Define Art. Sometimes I make videos of me dancing covered in oil. Of course, I'm fully dressed in ballet attire to fit in with the scene. THAT is art.

37: Do you believe in luck? No.

38: What's the weather like right now? Raining. I love it when it rains. Almost nobody is out to witness my shameful ballet dances naked.

39: What time is it? 0400

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes. All the time. The police never catch me before I slip away.

41: What was the last book you read? Mein Kampf

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Of course. I love sniffing it in before lighting it all ablaze.

43: Do you have any nicknames? Prisoner 49-B. Don't know what it means, but I like it.

44: What was the last film you saw? Man in a Box 2

45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? One time I accidentally chopped off a finger. It wouldn't have been as bad if I didn't hide it with the dragon dildo from an earlier question.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes. Their wings make for great potions.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? This one girl I followed home. I text her occasionally, if you remember my last text. Pretty soon she'll be moving to my basement.

48: What exactly are you wearing right now? >Implying I'm wearing anything
pleb

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? "I hear he'll chop you up with his chainsaw if you make him angry." Silly bitches. I don't own a chainsaw. Several katanas, however.

50: Do you believe in magic? No. Especially not in a young girl's heart.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yes. I have katanas for that, though.

52: What is your astrological sign? Cancer. Funny coincidence: that was the name of the disease that took my mother when I was young.

53: Do you save money or spend it? Spend it. I need to purchase those katanas somehow.

54: What's the last thing you purchased? katana.

55: Love or lust? lusy

56: In a relationship? soon

57: How many relationships have you had? Officially? Two. Unofficially? Several hundred.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Yes. I can also reach my belly button, if I bend enough.

59: Where were you yesterday? Meeting the people who live in my basement

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? This old, slightly bloody dress.

61: Are you wearing socks right now? No. I'm not wearing anything

62: What's your favorite animal? The dolphin.

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Aphrodisiacs!

64: Where is your best friend? Basement

65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. All five of them make porn, so no.

66: What is your heritage? African, European, Spanish, or Asian. My mother didn't know when she was alive. She said she let the whole squad hit it.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? I was at this girl's house. Hiding in her closet.

68: What do you think is Satan's last name? Snufflebutter

69: How do you look right now? I look like a sexy manbeast with my skinny muscles, grey skin, shriveled and dying hair, and my extravagantly crooked teeth.

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Oh totallu.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Let the dog drown, grab his body, beat my boss with it for being such a cunt.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? No. I would do everything I would normally do. And I wouldn't be afraid, because death owes me a favor after I saved his wife.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. I put them together to make lust.

74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? All Star

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Don't know. This is a throwaway phone.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? A basement that doesn't let noise in.

77: How can I win your heart? Ten bucks and some lube.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? No. That's a fucking dumb question.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? Quitting my therapy sessions.

80: What size shoes do you wear? Shoes are for pussies.

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? Eh doesn't afraid of anything

82: What is your favorite word? Penis

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Penis

84: What is a saying you say a lot? "GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR I WILL FUCKING SHOOT."

85: What's the last song you listened to? Wake Me Up

86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? I was diagnosed with color blindness. I can only see red. You fucking ableist.

87: What is your current desktop picture? A picture of my dancing oiled up.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Carmen Sandiego. Then we'll finally know where she is.

89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? "What's in the basement?"

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Fuck them with my knife strap-on

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Time stopping, so I can be like DIO.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The point before this shitty quiz so I can know what the fuck I was thinking.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? This shitty quiz.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Betty White

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Taiwan. Age of consent is real low there.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? My pa. My bro, who is also my pa. And my grandpa, who happens to also be my uncle.

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Everytime I get in one.

98: Ever been on a plane? No. But if I get that plane ticket to Taiwan...

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "PENIS!"

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Sabaton-To Hell And Back, Sabaton-Night Witches,
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17 Clay, Mesopotamia's most abundant resource, went
4: What do you think about most? Different plot ideas for my writing
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? I accidentially made everyone leave a group chat by posting "goat" porn
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With them on
7: What's your strangest talent? Well, I can make myself fit into most social groups. I guess. I'm boring, okay?
8: Girls... are definitely sapient beings(finish the sentence); Boys... probably are too(finish the sentence)
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? I don't play the air guitar.
11: Do you have any strange phobias? Dogs barking tends to make me curl up into a scared little ball
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, a tissue, because my nose is wrong and I'm basically forced to pick it, but I ain't no animal.
13: What's your height? I dunno, like 5 foot eight? Something like that, maybe taller?
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Talking to someone else
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? In front of it
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Sabaton, because I'm the nerdiest fan of power metal
17: What was the last lie you told? I said I didn't like Neil DeGrasse Tyson at lunch today
18: Do you believe in karma? No... yes? No... yes, no. Yes? No. MAYBE.
19: What does your URL mean? Ain't got no URL
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? My weakness is a complete inability to put any work into anything, my strength is being able to get anything done if I put work into it.
21: Who is your celebrity crush? I don't have one
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope
23: How do you vent your anger? I'm a teenager, dammit. I listen to music and mumble under my breath like any other red-blooded American boy.
24: Do you have a collection of anything? Uh... do a few WWII posters in my room count?
Didn't think so.
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I prefer to talk online, but without the video. That way, I don't have to see another human's face, but without all the anxiety of knowing that you're barging in on someone else's life by calling them!
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? I'd say no if I wasn't surrounded by literal neo-Nazis and had an internet connection. So yes, I am very much happy with who I am.
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? I hate the sound of chalk on literally anything, and love the sound of snow under boots
28: What's your biggest "what if"? "What if I actually ended up doing something of importance?"
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Neutral on ghosts, absolutely believe in aliens, not that they've come here, but that they exist. They sill could have come here, though.
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. A piece of paper with some newspaper comics on it, a history textbook
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Dogs whom refuse all baths
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? So I went to school in the bad part of Durham, NC in elementary school. Doesn't count anymore, since that city's steadily getting better and better.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East Coast, screw y'all Commiefornians!
Said the democratic socialist
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? I don't know, dammit. I don't pay attention to what singers in general look like, much less how attractive they are.
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Whatever you want
36: Define Art. Something made by a person (not an action) that elicits an emotional response.
37: Do you believe in luck? Yes
38: What's the weather like right now? Pretty okay
39: What time is it? 9:25 PM, just turned.
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope
41: What was the last book you read? The Dinner by Herman Koch. Pretty good if you ask me.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? Hell yes
43: Do you have any nicknames? Yes, Key. That's it. People aren't that imaginative.
44: What was the last film you saw? Uhh... probably The Martian. I don't watch movies all that much.
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? I fractured my tailbone once. And that being my worst injury is why I believe in luck, among other things.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? no
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? I MIGHT like things related to WWII. Just a bit. Also, international politics. I always know about the latest news from Syria and the like two days before it gets on TV.
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? Sweatpants, a NASA T-Shirt dedicated to the last launch of the space shuttle Discovery, and briefs. Oh, also glasses.
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? The entire school assumes that I'm going out with this one girl. Aside from said one girl, that is.
50: Do you believe in magic? No, but ask that to the me a year and a half ago...
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Not really
52: What is your astrological sign? Virgo
53: Do you save money or spend it? I tend to save it, but only because I never really think to spend it.
54: What's the last thing you purchased? I got a canned root beer from a vending machine today.
55: Love or lust? Love
56: In a relationship? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
57: How many relationships have you had? Zero, that isn't about to change, and that's definitely for lack of trying.
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? I wish, you damn superhumans.
59: Where were you yesterday? At home, then at school, then at home.
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yes, a pillow on the nearby couch has pink trim
61: Are you wearing socks right now? No, completely barefoot
62: What's your favorite animal? The Dog
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I guess I'm just pathetic enough to be somewhat cute, but not so pathetic that I'm just pathetic.
64: Where is your best friend? Probably at his house
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. I don't go on Tumblr. There's this one called Asexual Jokes or something, and I sometimes take a look at it.
66: What is your heritage? Mostly Scots-Irish (Maclean clan, specifically), but I know I have some Austrian in my somewhere. My family says I probably have Cherokee in me, but that's probably more because my entire Mom's side is obsessed with Native American culture.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Watching Space Brothers.
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? Trump (Haha I made a funny)
69: How do you look right now? Fat. Fat and hairy. So like a despicable member of the human race.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? No, opposites attract.
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Save the dog, dammit. I think that the memory of saving something is worth more than my job.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
a) Yes, they kinda deserve to know. Even thought half of them would laugh and one would try to speed up the process.
b) Desperately write in the vain hope that I might at least get posthumously published
c) No, I'd really just be sad. Because I have dreams, and that's terrible
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Don't you kind of need trust for love? I mean, if not, then it's really just lust, right? In that case, trust. I'm asexual, I can go without lust
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? "Fire In The Sky" by Kristoph Klover
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 1440
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Chemistry. It doesn't matter what you believe or think as long as you get along.
77: How can I win your heart? Be better than I am
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Hell yes it can
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? I forgave this one guy for something he did once.
80: What size shoes do you wear? Uhh... size 10 US, 44 EU
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? "You'd better not be crying right now. I had a fun time, now go have a fun time yourself dammit."
82: What is your favorite word? Ain't
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Erich Hartmann. Second thing was willpower, I swear I don't think entirely in terms of WWII.
84: What is a saying you say a lot? I don't have one.
85: What's the last song you listened to? Katyusha, sung by the Red Army Choir
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? Blue
87: What is your current desktop picture? A picture of Kanata Sorami from Sora no Woto playing her trumpet with a city based off of Cuenca, Spain in the background. Entirely drawn in shades of blue. The one on my laptop, however, is that one "It is our holy duty to protect against the foreign hordes" picture from Bioshock Infinite, but with Donald Trump's face photoshopped over George Washington's
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Kim Jong Un. Fuck North Korea.
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Nothing, not in the right circumstances
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Timidly ask them if they need anything
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Oh hell yes, I'd choose flight.
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? Any given chunk of the bit in the field trip that ended 8th grade for my class that was spent at Busch Gardens. I swear, we were less rich than it sounds
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Just choose an embarrassing moment at random, bro
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? I'm asexual, dammit. What is it with you people and fucking singers?
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Probably Tokyo. I've never been to a really big city, and Tokyo's basically the biggest out there. I've also always liked going places where the culture is totally different, so that's also a plus. London is a close second, though. I went there a few years back and really loved it, but didn't explore every last nook and cranny of the Imperial War Museum. That's something I'd like to do.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? No
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes
98: Ever been on a plane? Yes
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "Can we, you know, settle down and not have a war? Maybe do some shit in space instead?"

Okay:

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? - All American Prophet (The Book of Mormon), Perfect Day (Lou Reed), The Thing About Things (Amanda Palmer), The Curse of Milhaven (Nick Cave), Ground Control to Major Tom (David Bowie), Pirate Jenny (Nina Simone) I hope I don't have to do 6 answers for all 99 of these.
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - The Dalai Lama, or maybe Charlie Brooker.
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. The first three were actually an illustration, and a poem and comic page with fewer than 17 lines. 'knew that you weren't making the image you wanted to, but you'
4: What do you think about most? - missed opportunities probably
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? - some bullshit about checking if keys are in my housemates door, I lock the door even when I'm in going out without keys is near incomprehensible to me
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? - naked, sometimes pants
7: What's your strangest talent? - political caricature drawing
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) - Girls don't cry. Boys will be girls with no warning.
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? - Not to my knowledge, but I am senpai material.
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? - last NYE
11: Do you have any strange phobias? - werewolves
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? - a tissue
13: What's your height? - 6 foot
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? - walking, or admiring the sky
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? - Birdeatsbaby maybe?
17: What was the last lie you told? I'm not actually senpai material.
18: Do you believe in karma? - I'm kind of Buddhist, so I probably should but not really.
19: What does your URL mean? - I don't know what that is.
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness - catastrophising everything. Strength - understanding things intuitively.
21: Who is your celebrity crush? - Chris Hemsworth/Evans. Okay, every single Avengers actor. Except Quicksilver and Hawkeye, I don't even know who plays them.
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? - Yep, in a crocodile infested river as well.
23: How do you vent your anger? - Running is my healthy way of venting, otherwise I sometimes break things or binge eat.
24: Do you have a collection of anything? - Books, particularly Stephen King, Alan Moore and Chuck Palahniuk. One of the Palahniuk's is signed :D
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? - Phone.
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? - Sometimes, more so than I used to be.
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? - Hate: flies buzzing. Love: beer bottles opening.
28: What's your biggest "what if"? - What if I hadn't resat my first year at university.
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Ghosts, no. Aliens, obviously, they were on Fargo don'cha know?
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - Right: Luchador mask. Left: Camera (Fujifilm Finepix SR3200).
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? - Coffee.
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? - Belize City, I've never felt more vulnerable in my life.
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? - West Coast. The Lake District all the way.
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? - Taylor Madison Damion, holy fuck is she sultry.
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? - A life with meaning.
36: Define Art. - The communication of emotions, thoughts or ideas in a creative way.
37: Do you believe in luck? - no, but other people still have all of it
38: What's the weather like right now? - cold
39: What time is it? - 4 in the morning, I slept one refreshing hour and then couldn't sleep. I'm going to stay awake so I can attend university.
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? - I don't drive right now, I did once crash a little and send a small dog flying from back seat to front.
41: What was the last book you read? - The Girl in the Spider's Web was the last one I read all of. 1984 was the last one I read any of.
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? - Yes.
43: Do you have any nicknames? - Donny/Danny.
44: What was the last film you saw? - All the way though: Dawn of the Dead. Unfinished because it was so shit: Unfriended.
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? - Do seizures count? I've never even broken a bone otherwise.
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? - Yes.
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? - Early photography, cartooning, horror films.
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? - Pyjamas. A red top. Grey bottoms with the head of the Muppet Animal all over them.
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? - Not to my knowledge. My friends were probably discussing my sexuality before I came out to some of them, but I don't think it was malicious and I'm not sure I have enough friends for it to count as a rumour.
50: Do you believe in magic? - Only when I watch magic shows, they're about feeling wonder discuss how it's done so you can look smart afterwards.
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? - Yeah, I'm not great at letting go of emotions but considering that They're never very strong.
52: What is your astrological sign? - Scorpio
53: Do you save money or spend it? - Both, normally net saving, right now net spending.
54: What's the last thing you purchased? - A small vegetarian pizza with no mushrooms.
55: Love or lust? - lust
56: In a relationship? - no
57: How many relationships have you had? - big fat zero
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - Not yet... But soon. Very soon.
59: Where were you yesterday? - University
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - A book about the Roman Legions, some worksheets, some pens. This obviously isn't near enough, thankyou for highlighting this travesty.
61: Are you wearing socks right now? - no
62: What's your favorite animal? - killer whales
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? - making them feel awkward with silence then making them feel relieved with humour
64: Where is your best friend? - If we're talking best friend right now, he's in the room next door. If we're talking will be friends for ever and would die for it's my brother in Abingdon.
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. - ew
66: What is your heritage? - Irish people who moved over here to work in the mines. The miner's strike, demolition yards, old war films.
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? - Playing Age of Empires the Africa expansion.
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? - After today, probably Trump.
69: How do you look right now? - Big ears, big nose, few blemishes on the chin. Nice lips, cheeks, eyebrows. Smart glasses, lined forehead. Shitty hair and neck.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? - yes
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? - save the dog, take it to work with me as proof. Maybe this is why so many homeless people have dogs?
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? - a) and b) I don't know, it'd make me want to go out and see all the places I haven't. If I told people they'd make demands on my time, if I didn't they'd wonder where I was. I'd probably tell a few friends at first, get some time with them, then travel, come back and tell everyone else, spend some time with my family, then go somewhere beautiful to die. c) I'd probably be afraid like anyone, I'm pretty accepting of the fact that'll I die but only in the vague 'one day' sense. I believe that if you're afraid of dying you're afraid of living, so I'd just have to confront it.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - love
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? - Once in a lifetime (Talking Heads)
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? - I'm not going to share that.
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? - honesty
77: How can I win your heart? - I doubt you will. So, prove me wrong I guess.
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? - yes, case in point William Blake. Although a lot of mad geniuses became less creative because of 'madness' eg: Nietzsche.
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? - Going on an archaeological dig abroad.
80: What size shoes do you wear? - 11
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - I don't know. Something that told people to meditate on their own life rather than pray over me. A digital timer could be cool, you get 10 minutes then you have to go experience your life. My name would be cool too.
82: What is your favorite word? - obviously
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - canopic jars
84: What is a saying you say a lot? - 'Well that's shitty.' or 'Fuck that.'
85: What's the last song you listened to? - Sex Changes (the Dresden Dolls)
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? - purple
87: What is your current desktop picture? - the default, just some grass
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? - I'd probably dump the button in the ocean somewhere.
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? - Have you ever considered suicide?
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? - Put on the Monster Mash and start dancing, hope they'll join in and no werewolves turn up.
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? - It'd either be psychic powers, telepathic and telekinetic, or not quite immortality. By not quite immortality I mean not living forever, and not being able to be injured or killed, but living for a set amount of time without much ageing. I think a billion years would be the upper limit, but sticking around until the earth is destroyed would be pretty metal.
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? - The Amanda Palmer concert I went to in Manchester, starting with 'The Wind that Shakes The Barley'
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - Some things with my uncle that border into abuse.
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? - Amanda Palmer, or maybe Lou Reed or Liza Minelli. Or maybe, just like a whole orchestra.
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? - Sydney.
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? - no
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? - Yeah, my mum then had a case of road rage and threw the sick bag on top of some assholes car.
98: Ever been on a plane? Yes!
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? - Does that mean I'm a voice in the sky. Then probably 'Tremble before me puny humans! I am your God!'

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. "– and my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba. The businessmen exit on the second floor. We have one more floor to travel."

I just spat coffee everywhere, fuck you.

i plead the fifth

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

At Char's command, the monitor on the port side of the bridge displayed an image of the laser system; it showed the warship Char sought, floating in spcae between two asteroids on the other side of the Shoal Zone.

1. 6 of the songs you listen to most?

• Worlds on Fire by the Butterfly Effect _{thanks @Jorick}
• Nothing Left to Say by Imagine Dragons
• God Only Knows by Oratoria
• Breathe Me by Sia
• Shiroi Kokoro by Saori Hayami
• Hope of Morning by Icon for Hire

2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

I'm not particularly interested in meeting people I don't already know.

3. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

[...] the titanic pirate and frowned. "A big monkey, but we've killed big ones [...]

4. What do you think about most?

It's basically a tie between "Ignore your mind," and "I am a good person." To elaborate, what I think about the most is the moral quandaries that arise from the perceived dissonance of one's values and the content of one's thoughts. Though whether repeating the same words over and over in one's mind counts as thinking or not is, I guess, debatable.

For less controlled thought, I often find myself wondering who in my vicinity is telekinetic and how my thoughts would then affect my reputation. This line of thinking, of course, devolves into the above two mantras.

5. What does your latest text message from someone else say?

"Luna looks great this morning. Ran up to me and ate some kibble although I didn't giver her very much. Going to see if she keeps it down. :)"

6. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

I sleep clothed.

7. What's your strangest talent?

Improvising sculpting tools from random junk, maybe? I'm not sure I'd even realize a strange talent if I had it.

8. Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence)

Girl are female, usually. Boys are male, usually.

9. Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Yes.

10. When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I dunno, I was always either an air vocalist or an air drummer. Vocals was probably around four or five years ago; drums was probably a couple weeks ago, but without an audience.

11. Do you have any strange phobias?

I tend to freak out when I see people touching their necks or wrists, or even when I think about people touching their necks or wrists.

12. Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Yeah, but not very far.

13. What's your height?

Somewhere between one and two metres.

14. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Walking, really fast.

15. Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Probably in front of it, not because I like the spotlight, but because I hate using a camera. Feels like it gets in the way of me and the experience.

16. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Mes Aieux.

17. What was the last lie you told?

This one. (woo paradoxes!)

18. Do you believe in karma?

No.

19. What does your URL mean?

I don't think I have any URL I can rightfully call mine.

20. What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

I'm very cautious, but people find it difficult to dislike me.

21. Who is your celebrity crush?

Elle Fanning is nice enough, but I don't fantasize about her or anything.

22. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

No.

23. How do you vent your anger?

By doing physically demanding labour.

24. Do you have a collection of anything?

I collect books, lego, shiny rocks, toy soldiers, and most of all, stuffed animals.

25. Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

The phone, though I generally dislike both.

26. Are you happy with the person you've become?

Meh, I guess.

27. What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Uh, barking and the ticking of a clock.

28. What's your biggest "what if"?

What if I don't live long enough to write all the stories I want to write? Should I even try?

29. Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

No, and not any sentient ones that would have come into contact with us.

30. Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right is my chair's armrest; left is my doorknob.

31. Smell the air. What do you smell?

I'm anosmic, so I can't smell anything.

32. What's the worst place you have ever been to?

McDonalds.

33. Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

West Coast.

34. Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

I don't look at enough singers to make a fair appraisal, but let's go with Taylor Swift.

35. To you, what is the meaning of life?

To exist. What good would a meaning do for us anyways?

36. Define Art.

Anything created with more value than usefulness.

37. Do you believe in luck?

I believe that luck exists only superficially, in that we are incapable of understanding the reality that causes events to occur. So, no.

38. What's the weather like right now?

Blue skies, somewhat chill.

39. What time is it?

12:01 PM, PST.

40. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

No, and yes. But it was a minor thing, I just drove into a school zone sign.

41. What was the last book you read?

The Year Without Pants, by Scott Berkun. It was a school assignment.

42. Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Anosmic, remember?

43. Do you have any nicknames?

• Dumbass, by my father.
• Bruce Levi, by a coworker.
• Leeroy, by another coworker.
• Boss, by a former employer.
• Chief, by a current employer.

44. What was the last film you saw?

Spectre (2015).

45. What's the worst injury you've ever had?

While playing a sport designed by a biologist who was concerned with how modern sports often result in injury, a ball hit my pinky-finger head-on. The proximal phalanx was dislocated from both joints at the same time.

So really, not that bad of an injury, but it looked messed up.

46. Have you ever caught a butterfly?

No.

47. Do you have any obsessions right now?

Nothing significant.

48. What exactly are you wearing right now?

A t-shirt, a sweater-hoodie, two matching socks, non-denim pants, and briefs.

49. Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Definitely, though I can't remember any.

50. Do you believe in magic?

No.

51. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

No.

52. What is your astrological sign?

Sometimes Leo, sometimes Virgo. Sources are rather inconsistent.

53. Do you save money or spend it?

Save it.

54. What's the last thing you purchased?

I don't know if you can "purchase" a veterinary bill. Otherwise, a grocery order, in which eggs were probably the last thing to be rung through.

55. Love or lust?

Love, I guess? I try to avoid both as much as possible.

56. In a relationship?

Nope.

57. How many relationships have you had?

Zero.

58. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

No.

59. Where were you yesterday?

At the veterinary hospital.

60. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes, an empty and crushed Scotties nose-tissue box.

61. Are you wearing socks right now?

This question is redundant. See #48.

62. What's your favorite animal?

Varies depending on my mood. Armadillo lizard for now.

63. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Be really quiet and submissive.

64. Where is your best friend?

Probably at work, washing butchering equipment or making pizzas. Or at an exam, or studying. Depends on the best friend.

65. Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

While I technically have a tumblr account and technically follow some blogs, I haven't used it in a long while. For posterity's sake, however:

• fanpro
• fanpro-randomizer
• fantasticfakemon
• thehumangamemspa
• achronicity

66. What is your heritage?

Mostly French, but also German and some Irish.

67. What were you doing last night at 12AM?

Watching Youtube videos and roleplaying.

68. What do you think is Satan's last name?

I don't think he has one.

69. How do you look right now?

I dunno, I rarely look in the mirror. Probably human.

70. Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

Ideally, no, as I prefer opposites.

71. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog, I can always run to work. And if I do happen to be late, this doesn't seem like the kind of boss I'd want anyways.

72. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I would tell all of my family and long-time friends, as well as anyone I am actively hanging out with. I'd probably tell a few key Spam-people on Skype, but leave the final reveal until either near the end or my actual death. I would not tell any friends I made at university, and instead message them saying I decided to drop out after this semester. Maybe remove a bunch of Facebook friends I only know tangentially, so that when the news breaks out, they won't have to worry about it.

For my remaining days, I would probably just play video games, watch shows, and write, while continuing to work part time at my current workplace, at least until they find a replacement. I doubt I'd be scared, and I'd try to continue as normal, while managing my time better.

73. You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Trust.

74. What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

La Corrida de la Corriveau, by Mes Aieux.

75. What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

I knew this was secretly a stalker resource. Zero-three-eight-five.

76. In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

All members being happy. Nothing else matter much, no?

77. How can I win your heart?

Force yourself into my company and pity me as much as possible. Take interest in my quirks.

78. Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Sure.

79. What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

I wouldn't know. Being a determinist, I don't believe in the decisions being a real possibility. But from a superficial look, I'd say choosing to continue my education at the same school through high school. Lots of my teachers and friends there made important decisions for me.

80. What size shoes do you wear?

Varies between eleven and fourteen.

81 What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Whatever would make my family and friends feel best. It's not like I'll ever see it.

Though I guess my name would be nice. Or maybe a tiny transcription of one of my short stories, sealed in protective casing but able to read from outside.

82. What is your favorite word?

Welkin.

83. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

Beat.

84. What is a saying you say a lot?

Not yet.

Alternatively, there will always be more rocks.

85. What's the last song you listened to?

GOP Primetime Rap Battle, by Mike Beas.

86. Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors?

Brown and grey, with some green.

87. What is your current desktop picture?

A lone coyote.

88. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

I wouldn't want that kind of power, but I'd probably quickly research some known terrorist and blow them up if forced to press the button.

89. What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Depends on who's asking, but this question is certainly an option.

90. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Go back to sleep, it's worked so far.

91. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power.

It's complicated, but to put it simply, resurrectionary shapeshifting.

92. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

One of my theatrical skits for class presentations, or maybe just some banter with friends from high school.

93. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Can I say any time I ever watched porn? No?

I don't have any horrible experiences I'd want to wipe.

94. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Assuming you mean for us to mate, I'm not particularly interested in doing that with anyone at the moment.

95. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Newfoundland, to see my step-mother.

96. Do you have any relatives in jail?

Not yet.

97. Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Not yet.

98. Ever been on a plane?

Yes.

99. If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

"Sorry to bother you, carry on, eh?"

Big boobs.

Big boobs.

99 of them?

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? Call me, Silver Springs, True, Drop Dead Cynical, Sacrimony, I Wish I Had An Angel
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Eliza Ryde
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. Mayhap jealously was not such a bad thing after all.
4: What do you think about most? What is going to happen in ten days.
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Be home at 6
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Depends
7: What's your strangest talent? I can turn my eyelids inside out
8: Girls... are nuts; Boys... need to go to bed
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? Yes, both
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Today
11: Do you have any strange phobias? Not that I know of
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes, an M&M
13: What's your height? 5'5"
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Trying to get inside
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Currently Amaranthe
17: What was the last lie you told? That I'm fine.
18: Do you believe in karma? Yes
19: What does your URL mean? I don't feel like googling it
20: What is your greatest weakness; my heart - your greatest strength? My heart
21: Who is your celebrity crush? Hugh Jackman
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Yes
23: How do you vent your anger? I beat up trees
24: Do you have a collection of anything? Cookie cutters
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? Very
27: What's a sound you hate; people chewing food - sound you love? Anyone laughing
28: What's your biggest "what if"? It turned out different.
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes on both
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - The couch for both
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Fried chicken
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? A morgue
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? East coast
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? Khan
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? 43
36: Define Art. - Anything created using your heart
37: Do you believe in luck? Yes
38: What's the weather like right now? Cool
39: What time is it? 5:24
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes I drive, no I've never crashed.
41: What was the last book you read? The beautiful and the damned
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? It's okay
43: Do you have any nicknames? Yes, many
44: What was the last film you saw? Major Payne
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? Broken vertebrae
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Always
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? Jeans and tank top
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? Yeah, I learned so much about myself.
50: Do you believe in magic? Yes
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? No, Karma takes care of it to me.
52: What is your astrological sign? Taurus
53: Do you save money or spend it? Both
54: What's the last thing you purchased? Twix
55: Love or lust? Love
56: In a relationship? O.o That's personal
57: How many relationships have you had? Enough
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No
59: Where were you yesterday? Several places
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? God I hope not
61: Are you wearing socks right now? No
62: What's your favorite animal? Cheetah
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Um, be me
64: Where is your best friend? Dead
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. - I don't "tumblr"
66: What is your heritage? Mixed
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Dreaming
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? He's like Cher, he doesn't need one.
69: How do you look right now? Tired.
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Duh, I rock
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? I get fired, help the dog, call the news station, story goes viral, I get hired by a new company and Ellen brings me on her show.
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? - I tell a handful of people that I feel Need to know, love with all I am and no, I am not afraid.
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - Trust
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? True by Amaranthe
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? I am not answering that
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Being unafraid
77: How can I win your heart? Be you
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Oh yeah
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To keep breathing
80: What size shoes do you wear? 8
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? She was what she was, nothing more, nothing less.
82: What is your favorite word? Phenomenal
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - Break
84: What is a saying you say a lot? Bitch please
85: What's the last song you listened to? Reflection - Coldseed
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? Glacier Blue
87: What is your current desktop picture? Nothing
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Bwahahah, an ex - now just which one am I talking about? ;p
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Am I okay
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? "Kids, your mummy doesn't find this funny, go back to bed"
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? Teleportation
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? My first child's first steps
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? None, it could change who I am
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? Don't have one
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Dublin
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? I haven't gotten an I need bail call today so I have to say no.
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? Yes
98: Ever been on a plane? Yes
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? "Have compassion."

Kind of completely forgot I posted this. XD I hope yall have been enjoying it!

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? - God is a Serb, Moskau, Dschingis Khan, Macintosh Plus, Goodbye to Yesterday, Dark Eyed Cossack Girl
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? - Karl Marx, so I could shake him down for the other two volumes of Capital he didn't end up writing
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. - "...about not letting him see women. He's no sex fiend"
4: What do you think about most? - What next?
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? - "Ok"
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? - With
7: What's your strangest talent? - I... I don't have any talents
8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) - Girls are female children. Boys are not.
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? - no ;_;
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? - When I was talking about Fury Road with my friend
11: Do you have any strange phobias? - nope
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? - nope, only Australian made products
13: What's your height? - 6, 1
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? - Walking back inside
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? - behind, not as in operatong it but as in not being seen
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? - The Red Army Choir
17: What was the last lie you told? - Yes, of course I enjoy this
18: Do you believe in karma? - no
19: What does your URL mean? - Ugandan Rugby League
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Laziness, Improvisation
21: Who is your celebrity crush? - don't have one
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? - no, I cant even swim
23: How do you vent your anger? - I don't, I prefer to keep it in and then just be a prick for a while
24: Do you have a collection of anything? - Robert Heinlein books
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Phone
26: Are you happy with the person you've become? - Not really
27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? High pitch frequencies, foreign music
28: What's your biggest "what if"? - What if I manned up?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? - Ghosts no, Aliens yes
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. - Fly screen, carpet
31: Smell the air. What do you smell? - Air?
32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? -
33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? - West coast, because its not the Gold Coast
34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? - taytay obviously
35: To you, what is the meaning of life? - There is no meaning
36: Define Art. - something to look and listen to
37: Do you believe in luck? - no
38: What's the weather like right now? - warm, cloudy
39: What time is it? 5:36 PM
40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? - no
41: What was the last book you read? - "North Korea - the Paranoid Peninsula"
42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? - yes
43: Do you have any nicknames? - "Comrade"
44: What was the last film you saw? - "Hugo"
45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? - a minor cut
46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? - no
47: Do you have any obsessions right now? - Vaporwave
48: What exactly are you wearing right now? - Shorts, t-shirt
49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? - Im far too socially oblivious to notice things like that, and when I do its usually paranoia
50: Do you believe in magic? - No
51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? - no
52: What is your astrological sign? - Sagittarius
53: Do you save money or spend it? - Save
54: What's the last thing you purchased? - A hair cut
55: Love or lust? -
56: In a relationship? -
57: How many relationships have you had? -
58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? - no
59: Where were you yesterday? - same place I am today
60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? - yes,one of those giant air exercise ball things
61: Are you wearing socks right now? - Why would I be wearing socks when Im literally dripping in sweat?
62: What's your favorite animal? - Lynx
63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? - Dont have one
64: Where is your best friend? - I have no idea, Azeroth probably
65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. - lol tumblr
66: What is your heritage? - Anglo-Celtic, if you go back far enough then French, and even further back Scandinavian
67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? - thinking about replying to this
68: What do you think is Satan's last name? - Satan, his first name is Lucifer
69: How do you look right now? - Dishevelled
70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? - No, I honestly don't know how people put up with me
71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? - Go to work and let nature do its thing
72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? - Yes, start writing ambiguous, contradicting and vaguely insulting letters to give people when I die so they end up being incredibly confused, No
73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. - Love
74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? - Moskau
75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? -
76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? - Mutual respect
77: How can I win your heart? - You cant
78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? - Yes, without insanity you cannot truly be creative
79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? - Not preordering Fallout 4
80: What size shoes do you wear? - I have no idea
81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? - I don't want a tombstone
82: What is your favorite word? - Schadenfreude
83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. - muscle
84: What is a saying you say a lot? - "Have you heard the Good word of..."
85: What's the last song you listened to? - Hantasi - 11be
86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? - Grey and purple
87: What is your current desktop picture? - imgur.com/uLfSbcw
88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? - Malcolm Turnbull, current leader of Australia, if he died then the LNP would be thrown into chaos! Ha!
89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? - "what are your fetishes?"
90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? - ask them if I could have a cookie and a warm glass of milk, get them to tuck me back into bed and whisper to them "your the best mummies ever"
91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? - The power to bend and manipulate time
92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? - Nothing in my life so far has been worth experiencing twice, can I save it for later?
93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? - Nothing that bad has been in my life so far, again, can I save this for later?
94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? taytay, more importantly why are so many of these questions about music and musicians?!
95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? - I don't, instead I try to sell the ticket because I don't really want to be anywhere right now
96: Do you have any relatives in jail? - If I do, then I dont know about them
97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? - does a parking lot count?
98: Ever been on a plane? - I have not
99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? - Nothing, because if I did I know my throat would dry up and I would become a stuttering mess

TL;DR Im a very boring person

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? PMV Loyalty, Warhammer 40k Amv I'm the One, Amv United States of Pop, The Hush Sound Wine Red, Amv It Was a Good Year, Celtic Gothic Fairy Tale

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? You

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. N/A I'm at work

4: What do you think about most? Events in the novel I'm trying to write.

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say? Before you go co e back here ok

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on? With

7: What's your strangest talent? Being tall.

8: Girls... (finish the sentence); Boys... (finish the sentence) Girls rok! Boys rok!

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you? No.

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar? Three days ago.

11: Do you have any strange phobias? No, just one common one.

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Yes.

13: What's your height? 6 ft., 4.5"

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Working.

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind.

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? The Hush Sound

17: What was the last lie you told? I'm fine.

18: Do you believe in karma? Yes.

19: What does your URL mean? Stuff, things.

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Pizza; family.

21: Who is your celebrity crush? Gwen Stefani.

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping? No.

23: How do you vent your anger? Punching walls in private- truly rare occurance.

24: Do you have a collection of anything? MTG cards, mini wargaming models, family photos, blankets, and RPG books.

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? None.

26: Are you happy with the person you've become? Yes.

27: What's a sound you hate; sound you love? Random tapping; keyboard typing.

28: What's your biggest "what if"? What if I get into a freak accident?

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes. Yes.

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. A wall. Air.

31: Smell the air. What do you smell? Soup and yogurt.

32: What's the worst place you have ever been to? A basement of crap that I helped move. Tiny stairs, much and heavy crap.

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast? West.

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? I don't know/can't choose.

35: To you, what is the meaning of life? Work and earn and help others.

36: Define Art. Look in a dictionary.

37: Do you believe in luck? Yes.

38: What's the weather like right now? Cold.

39: What time is it? 11:40 a.m.

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes. Yes.

41: What was the last book you read? Pathfinder Core Rulebook.

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline? No.

43: Do you have any nicknames? Too many.

44: What was the last film you saw? Inside Out.

45: What's the worst injury you've ever had? An emotional one caused by death in the family.

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly? Yes, but moths are better.

47: Do you have any obsessions right now? Yes.

48: What exactly are you wearing right now? Reflective vest, water proof jacket, uniform hoodie, uniform, steel toe-water proof boots, jeans, glasses, belt, undergarments, wife-blesser.

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you? No.

50: Do you believe in magic? is a good song.

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? Yes.

52: What is your astrological sign? Libra.

53: Do you save money or spend it? Spend it.

54: What's the last thing you purchased? Gas.

55: Love or lust? Both multiple times, at the same time!

56: In a relationship? Who wants to know?

57: How many relationships have you had? 4.

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No.

59: Where were you yesterday? Running errands.

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? My innards.

61: Are you wearing socks right now? Yes.

62: What's your favorite animal? Arctic Fox.

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? Hard work.

64: Where is your best friend? At work.

65: Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr. N/A

66: What is your heritage? Mixed.

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM? Sleeping.

68: What do you think is Satan's last name? N/A

69: How do you look right now? Ready to work.

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? Yes.

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? Rescue dog, rush to work on time, work doesn't care if I'm drenched, live happily ever after.

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? A) Yes. B) Make sure family will be okay. C) Yes, but there will be many waiting for me.

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love. Love.

74: What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? What does the fox say?

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? Numbers.

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Trust.

77: How can I win your heart? Pizza, hard work, and open mindedness.

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity? Yes.

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? My family.

80: What size shoes do you wear? 13 extra, extra wide.

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone? The names of everyone I liked.

82: What is your favorite word? Dude.

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. Sew.

84: What is a saying you say a lot? Wat'sup?

85: What's the last song you listened to? Some country song.

86: Basic question; what's your favorite colour/colors? Neon Blue.

87: What is your current desktop picture? Pretty awesome anime pic.

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? My number one enemy.

89: What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on? Are you a slob?

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do? Begin fighting through them so that I can reach my weapons.

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? To heal any disease by giving it to someone else of my choosing.

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? The time when I was helping my mom cook some brussel sprouts.

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? None. My past defines who I am, regardless of what is or isn't under my control. I refuse to erase any part of who I am.

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? A dead one, just to see how decomposed the body is.

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? Nowhere, I'm working.

96: Do you have any relatives in jail? No...?

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car? No.

98: Ever been on a plane? Yes.

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? Be good.