How Many People Can You Piss Off In One Sentence?

This is just something I wanted to do for fun. It's all in good spirit people so don't get butt hurt about anything posted here.

Basically, you post a sentence you think would piss off a bunch of people. BUT I don't want any people responding to those sentences in hate. Like I said, this is just for fun. It's the spam forum, if you don't like it, leave. I'll start us off.

Fuck Undertale.

Being a shithead in good fun is still being a shithead.

Bernie Sanders is a liar.

Zelda is a better game than Metroid because Zelda is an awesome sword-shooting hero and Metroid is just some dweeby guy in a suit.

Discount furniture sales uk

The new stars wars (or some other movie you enjoyed) sucked...

Let me tell you what's wrong with you.

Mayonnaise is not a gender.

Insults, I can do. Like:

You are a total fucking drooling moron.

Or, without profanity:

If I wanted to kill myself, I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

Honorable mention: 

What doen't kill you...disappoints me.

Well? Angry yet?

...no?

Alright, then.

You are fat.

People who openly participate in fandom are literally cancer, especially the people who can't be assed to make their own avatars instead of ripping images from google.

This is why I made this thread, every new post makes me laugh. Here's another one from me.

People who roleplay are losers with no lives.

I can think of a lot of things, but I'd probably get banned for all of them.

libertarians aren't as clever as they think they are.

Mr Rogers belongs in Hell.

Some people don't know what one sentence is! >:c

Donald Trump is the best President candidate ATM.

All those stupid Tumblr genders are made up, otherkin don't exist, Islam was actually right about the universe as a whole and is fundamentally a superior religion, your pet didn't go to a farm, the pay gap exists and must be closed, sexism in gaming is a massive problem that has to be solved, and Stalinism is the best political and economic system.

You never said it couldn't be a run-on.

How Many People Can You Piss Off In One Sentence?

AirBender Big Dreamer

BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

mdk 3/4

Shorticus Filthy Trickster

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

SleepingSilence OC, Plz No Stealz.

Awson Waiting & Waiting

WrongEndoftheRainbow

Crimson Raven Rolls a Nat 1

Arawak oZode's ghost

AirBender Big Dreamer

The Nexerus Sui generis

Dolerman Chrysalis Form

Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

Camerch Likely Sleeping

SleepingSilence OC, Plz No Stealz.

Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

Hitoka

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

Rinzler

How Many People Can You Piss Off In One Sentence?

AirBender Big Dreamer

BrobyDDark Gentleman Spidey

mdk 3/4

Shorticus Filthy Trickster

Vilageidiotx Jacobin of All Trades

SleepingSilence OC, Plz No Stealz.

Awson Waiting & Waiting

WrongEndoftheRainbow

Crimson Raven *Rolls a Nat 1*

Arawak oZode's ghost

AirBender Big Dreamer

The Nexerus Sui generis

Dolerman Chrysalis Form

Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

Camerch Likely Sleeping

SleepingSilence OC, Plz No Stealz.

Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

Hitoka

Keyguyperson Welcome to Cyberhell

Rinzler

Crimson Raven Rolls a Nat 1