“
Oh fuck me Jesus.” she groaned annoyingly.
All Jade wanted to do was sleep as much of the early morning as she possibly could, but someone just had to have their alarm go off bright and early. And it wasn’t just any alarm, but the belching screams of that monkey, Goku from Dragon Ball Z. Why did Jackson have such a loud alarm clock? The walls weren’t thin by any means, so did that goofball think it was appropriate to have that loud of an alarm clock alert? Of course he did because he’s an obnoxious little shit. So Jade banged against the wall about as hard as she could. Not realizing it, she banged too hard. There was a crack in the wall’s foundation. Whoops.
And so Jade let the next hour pass her by, snoring her cares away.
And so Jade woke up to the sounds of her door banging. She groaned, looking at her own alarm clock. It said it was seven. Oh well, apparently there was only so long that she could sleep before either her uncle or aunt decided for her that it was time to wake up. She groaned again, lifting her surprisingly heavy.
“
Fucking hells.” Jade was up, but she didn’t want to be. If she could help it, she would prefer not to go to that pointless orientation today. So what if they had sign up for classes and meet their classmates? Jade didn’t partake in most school-sanctioned activities, anyway. The only thing she would possibly do would be the dances, but even those tend to be pretty lame.
She had been sitting in her bed, dressed in nothing but a pair of red sweats, and a black tank. She didn’t know how long she had been sitting there. Last time she checked her clock, it read just past seven. As she went to it once more, it was now 7:10am. As if like clockwork, Jade heard another bang on her door.
“
Time to get up!” she heard her Aunt Riley say.
Jade sighed. “
Yeah, yeah - I heard you ten minutes ago.” Jade somewhat lied. She did hear Riley, but she didn’t really register.
As Jade rounded her bed, and went to her closet, she lazily grabbed a few items of clothing. She didn’t know what she picked out or if it would match, but she didn’t care. Jade just wanted to get dressed, and get this day over with already. Undressing, slid off her pajamas and started putting on her outfit of the day. Within this outfit was a Led Zeppelin shirt, short black shorts, an oversized blue flannel jacket, and her trademark black sunglasses. She looked like a 90s bum, but she really didn’t give two flying shits.
Jade grabbed her phone, and book bag. As she was about to make her way out of her room, she saw Ely just chilling on the edge of her window, blowing a bubble with her bubblegum. “
Ever heard of the door, bitch? Comes in handy when coming to another person’s house.”
With her black beanie, shades, one earbud in, which blared
Do Not Look Down by MESHUGGAH, and her simple grunge look, Elysia Fable stared at her friend while chewing her gum modestly. Best believe she wouldn’t chew like some damn cow, but she would blow hella big bubbles. Respect. Her skateboard stuck out of her dark purple Journey backpack, her shorts were a bit on the skimpy side, and her jean jacket held her black case for cigs, but they lacked cigs. She needed to get cigs. Her black heeled foot moved up and down with the angry, metal screamo song coursing in her mind, as she apathetically responded to her friend (not really replying to her comment of entering through the front door), “
We should go to the store.”
Hopping off the ledge, Ely nonchalantly strolled beside the one girl that probably ‘got her’ in this entire damn country (her faith in people were limited). Her morning was a rather simple one. Just fifthteen minutes ago she woke up on a park bench. Her park bench. The one by that lake. Fuck, what was the lake called again? She could feel it just waiting to roll off her tongue. Something with an F? Fuckin-lake-that-she-couldn’t-remember-the-name-of. Yeah, she’ll go with that. There was a specific bench she took a liking to, which was by a dankass lake and had a great view of the sunrise. EITHER WAY, she woke up on that bench because many nights she would rather sleep there than some stupid house that she wanted to burn to the ground. Fuck that house. The previous night she went to a college party that her brother didn’t want to go alone to. His friends were peer pressuring him to take a break from studies and even Ely encouraged him to let loose. He had a major case of bad anxiety. She could still feel that awesome ecstasy in her veins - but what the hell happened to all her damn cigarettes?! She just bought a goddamn new pack last night. “
So yeah, babe, we should be outtie.”
“
Yeah for sure. Let me just go tell my annoying uncle and auntie that I’m up.” Jade said, already dreading going out to the kitchen.
She really didn’t get why she had to stay with these fucking idiots? They all were bizarre and had weird family traditions. Jade often found it difficult to believe that she was related to them, Jackson specifically. How could someone so normal-looking be a guy with the most outrageously-obnoxious personality.
“
Hey, El, you totally want to freak out my uncle and aunt?” Jade looked at Ely. It was the look when nothing but bad ideas were brewing up in that blonde hair-filled noggin of hers..
Taking off her shades, her eyes a demonic red, since Ely loved to spice up her green orbs with weird ass colors, she hooked her glasses on her tank and let her lips curve subtly. Not a full-on smile, since Ely smiling was a rather weird occurrence, but enough to express that she was all ears, “
Yeah. I’m down.”
With a wicked laugh, Jade kind of tugged Ely’s arm, pulling the blonde girl with her. They exited her room, and walked down the hallway. Jade heard her uncle and aunt talking. She couldn’t make it out exactly, but they were loud(obviously, just look at who their son was). When they turned the corner leading from the hallway to the kitchen, Jade gave Ely a wink with her usual Lilith-influenced smirk. That’s when Jade stuck her hand straight into Ely’s very short shorts, grabbing a nice handful of her plump ass.
This however was far too simple. Far too slow for Ely (especially since she was itchin’ to smoke). So while Jade touched her ass, Ely twirled her friend in front of her and aggressively planted a rough kiss on those luscious lips that many people have had the pleasure of touching. While directing her backwards into the kitchen, Ely’s right hand ran through the beautiful, golden locks of her friend’s as their chests pressed up against each other. They made out straight into the kitchen, until Jade’s ass bumped (or slammed) into a chair.
“
Oh Ja--” Leo had absentmindedly began to say when he saw what exactly Jade - and her female companion - were doing. His mouth went open. His eyes were wide, and looked to his wife who had thus gotten dressed as compared to earlier.
“
Jade..what is this?”
Looking to her Uncle Leo and Aunt Riley, Jade smiled, returning Ely’s kiss with one of her own. All the while, Jade was eying her uncle and aunt. As if showing them exactly what it was. When she broke from Ely, she shrugged. “
You guys know Ely, right?” Jade said, a bubble on her face that was Ely’s gum. She popped it.
“
Yes, we know…her.” Riley had said with disdain in her voice. “
You’re the one who corrupted my angel of a son.” Riley said with bitter anger towards Ely. To her surprise, eyes widening, she hear that not only did Leo start laughing, but Jade joined him. Obviously they disagreed.
“
Because of me, your boy is fearless. I’d like to think I did ya a service, ma’am.” Ely slowly started backing to the door, while continuing her jab, “
Don’t worry, MILF. He enjoyed it, I can promise you that. There’s worst wolves out there than a bitch like me. Now he’ll be prepared for ‘em.” She let out a howl, while giving Jackson’s mother a challenging stare. Her red gaze deeply looked into the authority figure’s eyes with nothing but uprising written on her face, “
I guess that’s my cue to leave.” She winked at Jackie Boy’s parents, swung the door open making it SLAM into the wall, and took a bow. In that same moment, Riley took the glass in her hand, and threw it angrily at Ely, barely missing her head, and hitting the door. Glass spread all around Ely.
“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” Riley exploded at Ely. Leo looked at her, slowly took two large steps, gesturing Jade to leave as well.
“
Might want to clean that up. Good throw though.” Ely shrugged and acknowledged Riley’s skills, before whistling her way out the house and onto the street, Jade not far behind her.
On the street, Jade couldn’t hold in her laughter and her wide smile. “
Now that was hella fun, girl. You totally got to her. And my uncle was just like--” Jade mockingly made the same expression Leo had, “
oh god, what have they done?”--she said impersonating her uncle. “
Shit, I wish we could have done more with that. Could you imagine what they would have done if we were naked…” The curl of a twisted smile formed on her rose-colored lips.
With a straight face, Ely dropped her skateboard to the ground and planted her left foot on it, “
Aw babe, at least take me out to dinner first.” She kicked off and glided around the area, close by her friend, listening to her attentively. Her ipod was shuffling through a bunch of LOUD, hardcore music. Just the right jams to wake up to in the morning. Making a quick figure eight around her dynamite of a best friend, she eagerly inquired, “
How ‘bout that store?”
With her skateboard back in her bag, the rebellious blonde with piercing red eyes exited the convenient store, repeatedly hitting the top of her pack against the heel of her hand. Gotta’ make sure her poison burns longer, you know? Taking the top part of the plastic wrap off, she shoved the garbage into her butt pocket - not one for littering - and yanked it open, desperately. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! (There is no god). Lifting the box close to her face, she pushed out a smoke and placed it in between her lips with great satisfaction. Ely let it rest there while she transferred the rest of her cigarettes into her personal leather case that usually resided in her chest pocket. Once she was done crumpling the box, she slipped it into her bag, which most definitely had a bunch of other garbage just chillen’ in it as well. Taking her matches out of her right pocket, she burned one and lit her addiction. Her red orbs gleamed as they stared into the flame. Shaking the match, Ely kept it in the pinch of her fingers so that it may cool off, while her other hand took her cancer stick out after a long, very long, like… dude she needed this long… drag.
While Ely had gotten herself a pack of Luckies (Lucky Strike), Jade had gotten her a bag of Cool Ranch Dorito chips. She began snacking on a couple over the course of the following couple of minutes. She rather liked these above most flavors. Though, Jade does like the nacho cheese flavor. The aftereffects on her fingers are the best part. She loves licking them off finger by finger. She sucks on them for minutes at a time. Jade loves to suck.
Blowing smoke away from her friend’s face, Ely bluntly inquired, “
Who you plan on fucking? It would be mad awk if we were after the same cookie crisps.” Bringing her eyes to the sky, she yawned, “
But if the cookie wants to dip in two glasses of milk, I’m pretty chill with that.”
“
Ely, you’re a whore.” Jade said bluntly, laughing. “
But so am I.” she said, kind of half-shrugging. “
I really don’t know who I want to have their sausage dipped into my gravy. Definitely not that asswipe Jareth. Last year was bad enough.” Jade shivered with anger at the thought of getting with Jareth again; though she wouldn’t mind hooking up a few more times. Jade kind of missed the way he touched her skin. If only he wasn’t such an oversensitive pussy. “
That McMillian guy is kind of hot. A bit nerdy and totally a dumbass, but I could hit that. Oh, and Ghost. I’m definitely going to try and get that hot sausage link.” Jade licked her lips at the thought of that one. “
What about you? Which entree are you gonna fancy?”
Flicking some ashes to the ground, Ely muttered, “
Whores attract whores.” She hadn’t told Jade yet that she tasted Jareth’s sausage, multiple times after she broke his heart. What better time than now? Not one to lie behind her friend’s back, the royal fuck up let out a monotone chuckle, “
You put him through the wringer and I’m his rebound. I can see why you didn’t stick.” Taking another drag, Ely’s stare was calm, as if she knew if her friend wanted to slap her, she could handle it, and even if she didn’t, that just meant both her and Jade shared a similar mindset. “
Dude, if you can steal Niles’ virginity, because let’s be honest, I doubt he’s gotten laid, I’d do something real stupid for you. That kid is a walkin’ disaster. I feel sorry for the lil’ shit. Walking to a stop sign, she pressed her cigarette against it, and added, “
Ghost, huh? That is a porno waiting to happen. He’s fuckin’ hot.”
“
Jar is as much of a whore as we are. I just hope he wasn’t as whiny with you as he was with me. That would kind of suck - and not in the good way, either.” Jade said with a chuckle. “
Niles IS a disaster, but have you seen that bod? Surprise of the day, for sure. Alex - I mean Ghost - is someone I just want to put my hands all over. Film me up, Ely!” Jade said with a bad Star Trek reference.
Noticing some random person’ recycle bin, she decided to flick her cigarette butt into it. Ely also took this moment to throw away all garbage in her pockets and backpack - which was a lot. From Monster drink cans, to gum wrappers, to this crumbled paper airplane, to some razor shit she probably shouldn’t even have in her bag… yeah. Goodbye garbage! Perhaps you’ll come back into this world as something else? That’s what recycling was for. As she emptied her backpack, she ‘answered’ Jade’s question, “
The peeps I have my eyes on are the timid, shy ones. The ones I want to drive wild. Can you guess ‘em?” She stuck out her tongue, curious to see how well her best friend knew her.
Jade had to think about it. She had an idea about who it was, but shit she didn’t want to be right. She knew who those quiet ones were at school. God, she was even related to one of them. If she was right about
that one, Jade might either burst into uncontrollable laughter or raise her eyebrow at her
easy friend. “
I fucking swear, Ely, if you’re talking about my other cousin..” Jade let out a large sigh, “
he’s kind of a loner, you know that, right? Jason, I mean. I don’t hang with him much, but you know he’s got this big thing for Si. It’s pretty obvious. My Aunt Erin even knows it.” Jade said, crumpling up her empty bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and tossing them into the recycle bin. “
But seriously, it’s not Jay is it?” Jade looked to Ely as if looking for a shake of the head. That would ease her troubles on the matter for sure.
Her red orbs glinted deviously and even though her lips did not rise, there was an internal grin within her, as the blonde with the beanie teased, “
I’m just shittin’ with you, baby. I knew you’d think of him first. Don’t get your panties in a bunch.” If Ely allowed herself to laugh more often, these would be one of those moments. Instead, she let out a light ‘meh’, “
People bore me, but thanks for telling me who you’d bang.” Giving a mischievous wink, she led the way down the street.
“
You teasing slut.” Jade scoffed, “
and here I thought you actually were gonna let me in on who you wanna bang.” Obviously she wasn’t. What a tease. At least when Jade teased others, she got paid for it. Ely was just doing it for the fun of it. “
Well whoever it is, I just hope you don’t degrade yourself and go for someone below your standards. I mean, I know you have pretty low standards, but I can think of at least five that are even lower than Jackson.” Jade laughed, shoving her hands into the deep pockets of her flannel jacket.
Sticking her hands in her pockets, letting her thumbs hook on the outside of her jean shorts, Ely glanced over at her friend for an instant in silence before disagreeing, “
JB may be an idiot, but he isn’t a bad guy.” She let that settle in before continuing, “
You may be a hussy, but that doesn’t make you ‘low’ standards. Not to me, at least. Men and women alike would be lucky to to date you two. If I’m fuckin’ anyone, it’s gonna be people I see good in.” Locking eyes with her friend’s stare, she concluded, “
Standards are subjective.”
Jade shrugged to the comment about Jackson. “
I guess he isn’t. He’s just a fucking pain sometimes, especially when that alarm of his goes off. Ugh, I have to bang on the wall every morning at six in the fucking morning. Thank the fucking Gods that you don’t have to wake up to that.” she said, groaning. “
You see too much good in people. Especially those that might not even have it.” Jade said, sounding surprisingly somber.
“
And you see too little.” Ely lowly replied. Her life would never compare to Jade’s, but in every darkness, there was a light. Ely’s darkness was her father, but she did have her light, her mother… until her mother died. Even with how much she allowed the thought of her stupid-mother-fucking-dad get to her, her mother still lived within her - she had to constantly remind herself that. Plus, the late Primrose Fable went through the trouble of getting her daughter a camera before she left this world. That can’t go to waste! Maybe one of these days she’ll compile all the pictures she has with Jade and give it to her as a gift to make her smile. There was also Brandon, who was very much like her mother. He was a damn hard worker and such a soft soul at heart (also handsome AS FUCK). As long as her brother and Jade needed her, Ely could continue on. They meant more to her than she would ever admit.
Call Ely an optimist or whatever bullshit label there was but she believed her friend deserved a chance at happiness. The main problem with that was… only the negative blared out to Jade. Like how her brother constantly fought anxiety and doubt, Jade’s life made her soul crumble to the ground and cause her to believe that happiness was not a thing. Happiness could never exist. Not for a girl like her.
Maybe she’ll find someone who can show her the good things in life? Ely wasn’t planning on committing herself to someone anytime soon (or ever). Love was fucking terrifying. Either way, until Jade found someone to clear her cobwebs and her sorrows, Ely would be there by her side. Bringing the hand closest to Jade out of her pocket, she gently nudged her friend’s cheek, her stare conveying only concern, “
You’re beautiful, you know that right, Jade?”
Jade immediately flinched back. She stepped back a couple of feet, eyes half-widened as she looked at Ely. Jade wasn’t sure what to say to that gesture nor the words that Ely spoke. “
W-what’s that supposed to mean? Of course I do,” Jade said still a bit freaked out by what Ely just did. “
You didn’t have to say it like that though.”
“
Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Just wanted to make sure you knew that.” Huffing to herself, still having a bit to learn about making her friend feel fully comfortable with her, Ely, who was now frustrated, decided to get another smoke out. Changing the subject, not wanting Jade to brood too long on her gesture, Ely grumbled, “
Assembly’s over. Prob should head to school.” With her cigarette in her mouth, she uttered, “
Don’t got anything better to do. Might as well raise hell or somethin’.”
“
I guess since there’s nothing else to do here.” Jade sighed.
While she didn’t want to go to school, there wasn’t anything for her to do. Perhaps, at least at school, Jade and Ely would be able to find some fun to get into. Maybe something good, maybe something bad, but surely something fun.
As they strolled onto the campus of Beverly Hills High, Jade sighed annoyingly. People were around all smiling and acting all happy. “
Oh yay, they’re here to sign up for clubs and catch up with their friends. OH EM GEE - they must have so much to talk about.” Jade scoffed about everyone around. She made a gagging gesture with her mouth and hand. She couldn’t stand these things, and even worse, she couldn’t stand seeing all of the fucking preps acting like they owned the fucking place.
Lightbulb! With everyone being at the fair, that meant the halls were practically empty… which meant Ely could totally skate everywhere and do tricks for shits and giggles. “
That means they’re distracted. I bet one of those dweebs forgot to close their locker. And even if they did, we can fuckin’ jam em. The hallways belong to us!” For someone who lacked humorous expressions, Ely’s tone sure was excited. Leading the way, she threw the door open and dropped her skateboard on the ground making a loud ‘clap’ noise. “
I’ll race you to that fountain that has a penis on it. I’m pretty sure it’s in a Niner hall, but whatever. First one there gets to grab the other’s tits!”
“
Are you trying to make me lose on purpose, you whore.” Jade snickered, running after Ely. Even if the offer was tempting, Jade Riley Taylor would never lose on purpose. Though, if she was honest with herself, losing wouldn’t be the worst thing to happen today. Regardless, Jade would not lose this race especially if it meant that she would be able to grab those beautiful tits of Ely’s.
As much as Ely felt positive she was going to win, she didn’t expect the school to add new shit. Taking a swift left into the next hall, there was an oddly placed vending machine, which hit the edge of her board, causing her to spin out, giving Jade the lead. Going with the flow, she pushed herself back into the proper direction, and sped forward, adding an inward heel flip before she was right on her friend’s tail.
Jade heard the sounds of Ely’s board reverberate through the halls.
That cheating bitch. Jade didn’t have a board; even if she did, Jade wasn’t one for skateboards. Still, she had to make sure she won. Jade wouldn’t forgive herself if she lost. So, as she ran, about five feet ahead of her, she saw a trashcan. It was perfect. Jade turned to a backwards run for a half-second, and pushed the trashcan, seeing it roll towards Ely. Jade stuck her tongue out at her friend teasingly, and turned her body back around on one step, and ran for hell. She would yell excitedly as she did so.
Okay, so what if she was using a board? Ely knew if she was running, Jade would pull shit like this anyways. Damn girl was a ruthless winner. But that wouldn’t stop Ely from giving her bae a run for her money. The trash can came rollin’ in at the speed of lightning. Nah man, really it was at a steady enough speed for the rebel to see it coming in slow motion, giving her enough time to ollie in the air. When she leapt into the air, she saw Jade turn the next corner. Goddamit. Gonna have to step on it. With reckless abandon, Ely kicked off multiple times to make sure she was going dangerously (and I mean it) fast. Turning the corner making her wheels screech at the the corner, she saw Jade, who was stopped by a teacher and getting reprimanded from running. KARMA BITCH. Speeding passed her, the relaxed blonde gave a thumbs up toward her friend.
“
Yeah, yeah, I he--”
“
Get dem titties ready~” Ely cooed.
“
Oh that fucking cunt.” Jade took off, not caring what consequences it may have for her later on.
The teacher yelled, “HEY YOU!” Ignored. Speeding forward, Ely went toward the stairway and with no care in the world, she popped her board and grinded on the railing, heading downstairs to the basement where the niner hall and cafeteria were. Leaping off the railing before it turned, she hopped off her board, kicked it in the air, and grabbed it with her right hand. It’s running time!
Jade saw Ely go towards the stairs. Though she was running, she thought to herself,
wait a minute, she’s going the long way. Jade knew this school like the back of her sinful hands. She knew a quicker way to the freshmen halls. It most certainly wasn’t down that flight of stairs. No, this one was straight, then hooking the first right, and then a left. So, that’s what Jade did. She went straight, then on the first right turn, she took it. As she took that left, there was a left turn not even ten yards away, and she took it.
Fast-forward a few minutes, and Jade intercepted Ely, roughly nudging her skater friend into one of the lockers. “
Tough luck, lover.” Jade stuck her tongue, and did a ‘suck it’ gesture with her hands against where her legs met. After that, Jade took off running with the goal in sight. She was primed to win.
“
You fuckin’ asswipe.” Ely observed her surroundings while running. Her friend in the lead. The fountain at the end. And a….
WHAM! A locker slammed right into Ely’s face, “
Holy mother of hell. Jesus-fucking-christ-oh-mighty.” She put her hand on her face, checking to see if her nose was bleeding. Nah. Good. Ain’t got time to go to the nurse. The niner that hit her face immediately retreated, revealing another niner behind him, who had beautiful, long blonde hair and was practicing her combination. Snapping her finger that wasn’t covering her face to get the girl’s attention, Ely muffled, “
Hey. HEYYYYYY. You. Yes you. Blondie.” After giving the girl a moment to acknowledge her presence, the badass rebel leaned her head on the locker closest to her, “
You got a damn mirror in that shit of yours? I’m far too lazy to go to the loo.” Pulling away from the locker, she punched it in. The stupid-ass-niner-that-made-her-lose-the-race would pay for what he did. Leaving a very apparent dent in the metal and bruises on her fist, she growled, “
Your friend is going to die.” To say Ely was pissed she lost the race was an understatement. She didn’t mind losing, it was THE WAY she lost.
Jade stopped momentarily to look back. Ely got knocked pretty good by that locker. It must’ve hurt. If Jade was a good friend, she would go and make sure her baby was okay. But then again, she really wants to touch those tits of hers. The struggle, right? “Eh, she’ll be fine.” Jade shrugged. She happily ran the rest of the way to the fountain. She even touched it with her right index finger, waving over to Ely. “
HEY BITCH! I WONNN! ” Jade proudly boasted, making sure Ely heard her. She even gestured her other hand to her right index finger which was on the fountain and had a proud smile on her face. “
GET THOSE TITTIES READY!” Jade made a squeezing motion on her own breasts.
“
Fuck you, Jade.” Flipping her friend off with her free hand, the frustrated blonde gave a death glare to her, making her red eyes that much more intimidating. Bringing her attention back to the freshie, she let her daggers penetrate the little girl, “
So do you or do you not?”