WHAT WILL WE FIND?

Maybe the Furlings, finally.

After the Three Day War Humanity realised that there were bigger penises that demanded their attention and that if they kept fucking amongst themselves they would surely perish to the forces of the Ass-Devastators or another alien fetish that could be waiting for them outside of the Solar System. The concept for the United Earth Circlejerk was founded along the principle of the Divided nations. A council of nations that would discuss matters that pertained to the species continued sexual gratification, while also being designed to provide a united front towards any acts of sexuality by outside wankers. The Snowniggers and Yellowniggers founded the Council, however the Redniggers only agreed to join under the condition that their masturbation remained solely under their control and that any Martian dominatrix could disobey the orders given by High domintrix Roland Constantine.

@Sep

Thanks. Just been a busy bee. Went from part time to just a few hours shy of FT at my job. Working at a restaurant in the airport and have a mad crazy schedule so my brain is a bit scrambled.

Working at a restaurant in the airport...

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If it's MIA, then I'll pray for you :/

It is. If a plane came crashing through the terminal and took me out, I'd be fine with it at this point.