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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. I wish for your death.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, however you get lemon juice in your eye and it blinds you.

I wish for a peaceful outcome of my wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. You pass away in your sleep without incident.

And then your family peacefully sells your heirlooms, because they're shit economists.

I wish for the thing.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, however you didn't specify where you would receive it. You now have the (rather pointy) thing just under your diaphragm - you have to contantly hold your breath in fear that you puncture your diaphragm....and so you die.

I wish for Donald Trump to fall in love with the Nieto (the Mexican President).
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Granted. Trump opens the borders completely and is promptly murdered by an ultra-hardcore former trumpist. Fox News paints him as an ultra-liberal, and a civil war starts. America is more fucked. China and Russia band up to conquer the world unopposed.

I wish for a smut roleplay that has a foundation in plot.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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@ArenaSnow Granted. you are not able to participate in it.

I wish my hair was straight instead of curly.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted. In fact, your hair grows extraordinarily straight and upwards. It is truly a phenomena.

I wish to disappear.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted. In fact, your hair grows extraordinarily straight and upwards. It is truly a phenomena.

I wish to disappear.


Tbh that sounds pretty baller.

Anyway, granted. You vanish from all records and memories, and you live the rest of your empty life as a phantom disconnected from the world.

I wish I break past the writers' block consuming me.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted. If there was one, you'd totally be really rad and break through the cubical object belonging to some writer that would be holding you down and eating you. Congrats!

I wish for things to happen that don't turn out bad.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. You die, and the world becomes a better place.
/flamethrower off

I wish I didn't have a sadistic streak.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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granted but now you are just cruel

I wish I was a gold fish
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, you were a gold fish...but now you've been reincarnated as a human.

I for wish fruit flies to become actual fruit with wings on
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. They're sour and begin rotting immediately, and end up making horrible messes because you killed all the flies that would take care of that. But hey, they can fly.

I wish for more good RAM cards.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Granted, you receive the holographic RAM CLOUDER Yugioh card.

I wish when I sneezed on the beat, the beat gets sicker.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by FreeElk
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Granted, the beat is now sick and going to die - music will die with the lack of any sort of beat.

I wish we could discover peaceful aliens.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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Granted, but you accidentally kill them all before you can go on any of those crazy adventures you always dreamed of having with them.

I wish the new AAA games would still work on my old computer.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Lemons
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Granted; there are riots because they look like games from over a decade ago and all the people who've spent an obscene amount of money on high-end rigs go to waste, and they all blame you.

I wish to be bulletproof.
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Granted; there are riots because they look like games from over a decade ago and all the people who've spent an obscene amount of money on high-end rigs go to waste, and they all blame you.

I wish to be bulletproof.


Granted...

You're now a stone statue and cannot move :)

I wish for roleplay...
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Leaves
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Granted, you roleplay as a man who can't seem to get the best out of his wishes.

I wish for a bonfire.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Briza
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Granted. However, the wish giver mistook bonfire for orb bonbon fire, and therefore, all the little chocolate human girl bonbons you were looking forward to eating for dessert catch afire and are destroyed.

I wish for a lobotomy.
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