I only read my own posts and then assume the world will change to fit around those.

I only read my own posts and then assume the world will change to fit around those.

Donald, is that you?

I'll be honest. Despite being GM, I procrastinate like a motherfucker when it comes to reading other peoples' posts. I'm so focused most of the time on what I want to write myself (not to mention making sure I actually post, because I have a habit of procrastination in general) that I just kinda assume everyone's doing some great shit and tell myself I'm gonna read it all later while I sit in my own little corner of the game over-stressing about my own shortcomings as a writer. I'm not neurotic, okay?!

Hider [+]

I'll be honest. Despite being GM, I procrastinate like a motherfucker when it comes to reading other peoples' posts. I'm so focused most of the time on what I want to write myself (not to mention making sure I actually post, because I have a habit of procrastination in general) that I just kinda assume everyone's doing some great shit and tell myself I'm gonna read it all later while I sit in my own little corner of the game over-stressing about my own shortcomings as a writer. I'm not neurotic, okay?!

Hider [+]

...Were they part of the sex scene?

So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.

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So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.

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I mean it. I'm friendly...

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Wow, if any of you think this guy is intimidating, you should see one of his recent profile photos on Facebook. He had a reflective mirror making his own head larger than it would normally appear. This is not a man to be feared. This is a man to mock with love.

And trust me, I've known this bastard since 2004. We've been through every imaginable up and down, up to and including him leaving my ass for some woman he went off and married. Not that I'm bitter about that or anything.

So, a friend who shall remain nameless has told me that some of you see me as "intimidating" and don't feel like you can come to me with any questions, issues, advice, insert thing here. Don't feel like that. I'm a nice guy. Like, seriously.

You spoke more eloquently about me getting married than my own father did. So, you're good on that front.

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Where do babies come from?

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Any time a woman sees this:



Boom! Pregnant.

E: Also holy shit Bruce and Byrd have known each other since I was three, I feel more like a lil sprout than I usually do now, lol.