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Well, we all gotta have our exceptions. I intend to embark on a massive quest next year for Batman's 80th to read every issue of Batman and Detective Comics ontop of rewatching all the movies, every cartoon, replaying most of the games...

I may not live through the experience.

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You can join my club now.

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The club that's reading all the Batman books, or the club that may not live through next year?

BECAUSE THE LATTER INCLUDES ALL SEVEN-POINT-WHATEVER-BILLION OF YOU, AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT!

.....the hell's going on with my quote there?

SHHHH! BE VEWWY, VEWWY QUIET! I'M HUNTING MINDSCAPES!

Never seen this OOC so quiet.

Obviously we need Wraith to write a new Sex Scene.

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Clearly this is the Surfer's doing.

I think Mxyzptlk is fucking with the fourth wall again.

@AndyC If you include MB's opener as the "first post," then the answer is 'm.' If you don't include that as the first, then the answer is invalid as there is not a ninth word in that sentence. Unless you're not including dialogue as paragraphs, in which case I can't help you.

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HEH, THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BALD MONKEYS SO FUN-- YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED TO BUILD FOUR WALLS TO KEEP ME OUT!

THIS PAGE, TWO POSTS UP FROM THE QUOTE, SENTENCE 2, WORD 1, LETTER 3

@AndyC
Okay. So, can confirm now you didn't mistake paragraphs or post counts. 'X' gon give it to ya, indeed.

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So far we got Mx. Called it.

@AndyC Now you're just getting lazy with it.

Ya wanker.

So, turns out that somewhere between procrastinating and reading a whole bunch of TASM (I'm coming for you, Hobgoblin Saga) and... thinking... about writing another post, I've been roped into going away for a couple of days this week. I'm not sure whether there'll be internet, but either way I'm going to be working on one (or a couple) while I'm up the coast, while also trying to catch up on the IC. I get back Friday, but it's a safe bet that I won't be around 'til Saturday. Keen to see what you all cook up while I'm gone.

(If need be I'll throw up my sample as my second post to keep a hold of GA. Getting dangerously close to that two week mark.)