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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Miraboreasu
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Miraboreasu Nope

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Granted, but you also erase all of your biggest accomplishments by accident as well.

I wish I never had to shovel snow ever again.
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Granted, you live in a desert and must shovel sand instead.

I wish I could jump into books and escape reality.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. You can only jump into Twilight Books. Which I guess is good news if you are one of the few people who enjoy those.

I wish I didn't have stomach pain
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Alarei
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Your wish is granted. You no longer have stomach pain, but now the pain has traveled to your chest.

I wish I could reset my life and make the choices I made differently.

Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Miraboreasu
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Granted, but you botch all the choices again.

I wish people's IQs wouldn't drop when snow started falling.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted however in now drops in the dark.

I wish chocolate came in more colors. Not candy shells actual chocolate.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. They now come in brown, white, hot pink, and slightly darker hot pink.

I wish I could consistently think of wishes for this game.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by RoseBloodBorn
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Granted however they wont be very good

I wish to sleep move easily
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Miraboreasu
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Granted, but you move in your sleep so much you often wake up on the floor.

I wish autumn 2019 was here already.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted but WW3 happened in summer2019...
So it skipped fall and went into a early nuclear winter.

I wish flat earthers could get a one way ticket to the moon.

Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by TheGrundlesnart
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Granted, but they will never make use of it.

I wish for two fresh oranges.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Miraboreasu
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Granted, but they both spontaneously combust.

I wish the stupid Sprite Cranberry commercials would never play again.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. Doctor Pepper now has a cranberry flavor, though, and they are just dying to tell you about it.

I wish I had energy
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Winter Star12
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Granted you now have nonstop energy and can't sleep

I wish to be insane on Wednesdays. (it's a day I'm easily aggravated on)
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted but its Wednesday on your favorite holiday.

I wish the chick Jean's on guys would include Lowrie jeans.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by RoseBloodBorn
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Granted but they are not in your size.

I wish for my christmas this year to be great.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted but you are tied to a chair under the mistletoe! *kisses!*

I wish not to be the receiver of physical violence. ^^ please.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. You receive emotional violence instead.

I wish humans didn't need to sleep.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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You don't need to sleep, as you are dead. To me.
I wish for ultimate cosmic power, no strings attached.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted, however without the strings you are unable to use the power.

I wish@Shadow Dragon would come out to play twister.
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