Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, however, you fall wrong at the end of the game, and break your leg.
I wish for peace for all mankind.

[amorphical]

Granted however it only lasted a millisecond.
I wish to have a better next year.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. It seems much better then this year, but only because of the hallucinations from the coma that you're in for the next year. I wish that @amorphical was a better person.

[amorphical]

Granted but hiding in the dark you@Shadow Dragon never found out.
I wish my coma was for only ten days.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You die ten days later, ending your coma.
I wish for a lifetime supply of waffles to share with my acquaintances.

[amorphical]

Granted however your aqaintances brought syrup to the table!
I wish @Shadow Dragon would adopt me!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are the son I never had!.....or wanted...
I wish for a castle.

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted but they have no balance and take you down with them within two turns.

I wish to understand everything

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, you now understand everything in the universe! The knowledge drives you completely insane, and you're put in a straitjacket in a padded room for the rest of your life.

[amorphical]

@Shadow Dragon

Granted. You are the son I never had!.....or wanted...
I wish for a castle.

@Shadow Dragon

Cheers, jumps up and down!!! I have family!
I wish for sleep,6 uninterrupted hours with a nice dream of living in a tree house.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. On the seventh hour, you wake up with a jolt as you fall out of your literal tree house.
I wish for free food!

[amorphical]

Granted you get free food however with out the password you will never eat it.

I wish for niki Minaj to realise her life was meaningless with out me.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. However, she also realizes that her life is meaningless with you as well.
I wish for a universal remote control.

[amorphical]

Granted. How ever bu the time you finish reading the instructions, you die from old age. Making your aqaintences sad.

I wish for more @Shadow Dragon in 2019.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, however, you get exactly what you asked for. I gain the ability to clone myself at will.
I wish for friends.

[Naw]

Granted. You get a big pack of funny people to be your friends. They love having fun, hanging out, and pulling practical jokes. In fact, they love pulling practical jokes on you, specifically. If confronted, they just incessantly chant "It's just a prank, bro". You never have a moments peace again.

I wish the Youtube executives realised how shitty they were.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. Nothing whatsoever changes.
I wish for the Midas touch, but for diamond, not gold.

[amorphical]

Granted however you have to Sing an entire song from Aladdin to use it each time.

I wish to part crash with my @Shadow Dragon clone!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. However, it's a car crash, not the party crash.
I wish for a private jet that I can fly my friends around the world with.

[amorphical]

Granted it was fun! ^^ However we were deported and told not to come back.
I wish my room was bigger.