Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Shadow Dragon]

Your room becomes bigger on the inside then on the outside, like the Tardis. Unfortunately, you still have to clean it, and now it takes ten times as long. I wish for justice to be dealt to the wicked.

[amorphical]

Granted only it's the spanking they love so nothing changes.
I wish to have my large room self cleaning! ^^

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. A robot now cleans out your room, of dust, bugs, and all your belongings, kicking you out of your house and into the real world. I wish for a wealthy fast food chain to call my own.

[amorphical]

@Shadow Dragon
Granted enjoy Chipotle with e-coli.
Wish people knew how over rated the real world was. ^^

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted but they dont care.
I wish to have more passion for things in my life

[amorphical]

Granted however print is a dead medium.
I wish you would share that pocky stick in your image. ^^

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. However you go blind right before.
I wish for a pizza.

[amorphical]

@Shadow Dragongranted however, I ate half.
I wish for multiple citizen ships to Canada Japan, most of Europe, and Ireland!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. You are banned from every other country in the world.
I wish for all my friends to have a great day.

[amorphical]

Granted! I got all my favorite countries!
I wish for @Shadow Dragon to have a great new year & more shadows!

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. The year is the last one ever recorded, as shadows blanket the earth.
I wish for more explosions!

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted, but they are shitty paintings done by 2nd graders.
I wish for inspiration.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but you are inspired to go to collage to study geography and algebra.
I wish for sleep.

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted but its only for 3 seconds.
I wish for money thats real

[amorphical]

Granted you are given rupies in the amout of $1.83 US.
I wish @RoseBloodBorn would share her never ending supply of

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. I tell you that she's sharing them. I was lying.
I wish for a billion donuts.

[Foster]

Granted, but Metabee ate them all.

I wish the Voice-Actor for Bender narrates the posts of the next person for a month.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but it's his voice on helium.
I wish for cake.

[Winter Star12]

Granted but I stole half and hid in the shadows.

I wish to be an insane princess and be the son of the Mad King Ryan Haywood

Video that shows much of who I'm talking about

[Foster]

Granted, but the Mad King rules alone, and therefore wants you either dead, or to shire him a more suitable hier.

Granted, but it's his voice on helium.

@Shadow Dragon

>WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?!

I wish it were argon instead. That or David Tennant, in your case.