Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Miraboreasu]

Granted, but you also erase all of your biggest accomplishments by accident as well.

I wish I never had to shovel snow ever again.

[DELETED jdl3932]

Granted, you live in a desert and must shovel sand instead.

I wish I could jump into books and escape reality.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You can only jump into Twilight Books. Which I guess is good news if you are one of the few people who enjoy those.

I wish I didn't have stomach pain

[Alarei]

Your wish is granted. You no longer have stomach pain, but now the pain has traveled to your chest.

I wish I could reset my life and make the choices I made differently.

[Miraboreasu]

Granted, but you botch all the choices again.

I wish people's IQs wouldn't drop when snow started falling.

[amorphical]

Granted however in now drops in the dark.

I wish chocolate came in more colors. Not candy shells actual chocolate.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. They now come in brown, white, hot pink, and slightly darker hot pink.

I wish I could consistently think of wishes for this game.

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted however they wont be very good

I wish to sleep move easily

[Miraboreasu]

Granted, but you move in your sleep so much you often wake up on the floor.

I wish autumn 2019 was here already.

[amorphical]

Granted but WW3 happened in summer2019...
So it skipped fall and went into a early nuclear winter.

I wish flat earthers could get a one way ticket to the moon.

[TheGrundlesnart]

Granted, but they will never make use of it.

I wish for two fresh oranges.

[Miraboreasu]

Granted, but they both spontaneously combust.

I wish the stupid Sprite Cranberry commercials would never play again.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. Doctor Pepper now has a cranberry flavor, though, and they are just dying to tell you about it.

I wish I had energy

[Winter Star12]

Granted you now have nonstop energy and can't sleep

I wish to be insane on Wednesdays. (it's a day I'm easily aggravated on)

[amorphical]

Granted but its Wednesday on your favorite holiday.

I wish the chick Jean's on guys would include Lowrie jeans.

[RoseBloodBorn]

Granted but they are not in your size.

I wish for my christmas this year to be great.

[amorphical]

Granted but you are tied to a chair under the mistletoe! *kisses!*

I wish not to be the receiver of physical violence. ^^ please.

[Quote5]

Your wish is granted. You receive emotional violence instead.

I wish humans didn't need to sleep.

[Shadow Dragon]

You don't need to sleep, as you are dead. To me.
I wish for ultimate cosmic power, no strings attached.

[amorphical]

Granted, however without the strings you are unable to use the power.

I wish@Shadow Dragon would come out to play twister.