Granted, though it has no bathroom, and shuts down every so often.
I wish to have a pet fish. Nothing more than the following: The fish will be healthy and live for eternity, He will like me in a friend/master way. He will be invincible- nothing will stop him-, though to counter that, I will make sure that he does not have the mindset to rule over the world. The goldfish will be the size of any other fish. The fish can talk, in a normal way, pleasing to the ear- is not an orgasmic pleasing way- and not talk back to me. He will be able to clean himself, and he will do it, so his fishbowl looks nice. He will like his fishbowl, while it is normal sized, meaning it will be the size of what American goldfish bowls look like. He will be able to survive in any water. The water in the fishbowl will not need a refilling, or freeze, or boil. The fish will also have enough food as it NEEDS, as it will magically fill up when it gets hungry. The fish will not die in any way possible, either it is God's will or 'drowning'. I will also know where he is if he gets lost, and he knows where I am, the fish will also be able to have the strength to break down anything and do anything. The fish's water will stay int he bowl no matter what, and the fish's bowl will come back together immediately after breaking it. The fish will also be able to teleport back to its fishbowl AND to me when the time needs. He will be loyal to me and not be able to change anything. The fish will be able to float and fly above water, without needing water, and he will not even need any water.