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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by StrangerDanger
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Granted, the animals are doing the harming.

I wish to experience the perfect meal.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted except I cant tell what your avatar is.
I wish I knew.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Mogget
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You only know how to do the fortnite dance.

I wish I could get a pet dragon.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Winter Star12
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Granted but it burns you to ash.

I wish to be able to swim.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Mogget
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Granted but there's sea snakes in the sea.

I wish I grew wings.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, you grew wings on your lungs... good luck with that.

I wish for the next person to do something hilarious to me via corrupting my wish.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted nothing happens and you laughed.
I wish my imaginary friends would get a room.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Winter Star12
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Granted which means we also get a room to ourselves.

I wish to be in the movies Howl's Movie Castle.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Granted. You get the part to be in that movie, but unfortunately it turns out that no movie by that name exists.

I wish I had peace and quiet.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. You are launched into the cold heart of space, where you freeze, then explode, but there's no sound. :)
I wish for gold!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, you are now a gold statue... you can't move, or enjoy your newfound wealth in any way.

I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish in a unique way.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. I now take control of your next wish, which will to be able to change colors like a chameleon. You turn bright orange when ever you feel emotionally attached to something, and sunburned red when embarrassed. And your skin is hyper sensitive, so it is excruciatingly painful.
I wish that I knew how to fix all the world's problems.
Hidden 6 yrs ago → 6 yrs ago Post by Gareth
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Your wish was fulfilled. From now to the day you die you cannot sleep. All future problems are brought to you in the form of stampeding crowds as they heard you saved the world before. They all expect you to do it again. I wish dust did not exist.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Granted, everyone who has ever had a username with the word 'dust' in it, anyone named 'Dusty', as well as the game 'Dust' have all been erased from existence. Oh, you meant the particles? Well, too late to change that, now.

I wish my last wish wasn't granted.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. All dust is erased. The planet you're standing on ceases to exist, and you freeze, then explode.
I wish for a deathstar!
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Sewer Rat
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Granted, though it aims at you and your planet. So... fuck you.

I wish for a grain of rice.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Shadow Dragon
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Granted. You are transported to the middle of Death Valley, with one grain of rice for nourishment.
I wish for a hot tub.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Granted. You are transmogrified into a lobster, just as it is being tossed into a pot of boiling water.

I wish I could teleport wherever and whenever I liked, for no additional cost.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Gareth
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Granted, but you got bored after two days.

I wish we had more doctors but without the random schedules.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by amorphical
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Granted. However you insurance wont let you see them.
I wish for @Shadow Dragon to pet!
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